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[Dalton's Wendy]

Maybe Dalton has come the closest (in terms of sheer description)

Although Dalton had no idea how to dress at all, and his Bond clearly despised fashion. In the wonderful piece of fan-fiction Loomis is about to write, called DARKER THAN YOU, Dalton's Bond rips the piss out of Brosnan's Bond something rotten for his vanity and obsession with Super 120 wool.

HA!!! ROFL!

[Alessandra]

the same way, he looks not at ease in a tuxedo and/or in a suit (and somebody pleeease teach him how to choose a tie!!!). he looks ok in Gap, not Brioni, right Wendy darling?

As I have posted in another thread, the choice will be Lacoste track suit, probably yellow. And white adidas trainers.

ROTFLMAO

[spynovelfan]

[quote name='Dalton's Wendy' date='14 October 2005 - 21:24'][quote name='spynovelfan' date='14 October 2005 - 17:21'][quote name='Alessandra' date='14 October 2005 - 21:14']I do see what you mean, and I understand it and it's perfectly ok for a tough guy like you! it makes perfect sense.
but not for a girl!

[Seannery]

Wow, you people are so quick to judge. He hasn't even shot a bloody scene yet! Why don't you wait to see him in action first?

Such prejudice.

Felix dear. it is NOT prejudice, it is opinion. We don't think the man has the features of Bond,to us, he hasn't got the looks, the class, or the style. and there's NO makeup or clothing which will change that.
OK?? he's a very good actor, but doesn't look like Bond to us.
If someone doesn't look like Bond to me, I won't go see him act, because I am not interested! I find him ugly and unstilish, and instead the reason why I like Bond as a man is that he is goodlooking and stilish.
I repeat for the thousandth time: I love Al Pacino. He's a terrific actor (and far better than Craig). But I would never want him as Bond, because he is just not Bond!!
Same applies to Craig. Whom I find ugly and unstilish. I don't want him as Bond, and won't go see him as Bond. I'll watch the movie when t he DVD is released.

Sorry Alessandra, I know I don't know you personally but this just comes off a bit shallow to me. No previous actor has had the exact features, looks, class, style, etc. of 'James Bond'. Maybe Dalton has come the closest (in terms of sheer description) but if you want to get technical, we've had no Hoagy Carmichael clones with facial scars... yet. I really don't get it though? If you find Craig so repulsive why would you even bother watching the DVD? He'll look the same on TV as he will on the silver-screen. You'll end up spending $5 to rent it instead of $10 to go see it in theaters. Is that $5 difference some kind of protest?

yes dear. the only way to voice our protest is to not go to the box office.
dvd sales are a very minor thing to the success of a movie.
But since I have watched every single Bond, (either with mom and dad when I was little or when it came out when I was old enough), I will watch this too. On dvd.
And not for Craig.. but just because it's Bond.
I WILL watch the movie Qwerty, said this many times. but on Dvd, no theater! (unless curiosity is just about to kill me the day the movie is released lol:D)

Don't worry Alessandra--if Craig doesn't last long then WE can hire Hugh Jackman for either Bond 22 or 23.

[Dalton's Wendy]

[quote name='spynovelfan' date='14 October 2005 - 17:27']
[quote name='Dalton's Wendy' date='14 October 2005 - 21:24'][quote name='spynovelfan' date='14 October 2005 - 17:21'][quote name='Alessandra' date='14 October 2005 - 21:14']I do see what you mean, and I understand it and it's perfectly ok for a tough guy like you! it makes perfect sense.
but not for a girl!

[/quote]

LOL! A tough guy like me? Whatever gave you that idea? I'm just an ordinary 6 foot 3 perfectly chiselled hunk in a midnight blue peaked lapel Brioni tuxedo. Tanned with a six pack. Comma of dark hair. Cruel mouth, steely blue-grey eyes, vertical scar on one cheek, and you won't see me for dust. I'm Prince Charming, Alessandra!*

Are you free tomorrow evening, Darling?

[/quote]

No.

(I'm playing hard to get.)

[/quote]

I could make something out of that last, but don't want to get banned after only two days -- it would just be too embarrassing!

[Alessandra]

[quote name='spynovelfan' date='14 October 2005 - 22:21'][quote name='Alessandra' date='14 October 2005 - 21:14']I do see what you mean, and I understand it and it's perfectly ok for a tough guy like you! it makes perfect sense.
but not for a girl!

[Alessandra]

Wow, you people are so quick to judge. He hasn't even shot a bloody scene yet! Why don't you wait to see him in action first?

Such prejudice.

Felix dear. it is NOT prejudice, it is opinion. We don't think the man has the features of Bond,to us, he hasn't got the looks, the class, or the style. and there's NO makeup or clothing which will change that.
OK?? he's a very good actor, but doesn't look like Bond to us.
If someone doesn't look like Bond to me, I won't go see him act, because I am not interested! I find him ugly and unstilish, and instead the reason why I like Bond as a man is that he is goodlooking and stilish.
I repeat for the thousandth time: I love Al Pacino. He's a terrific actor (and far better than Craig). But I would never want him as Bond, because he is just not Bond!!
Same applies to Craig. Whom I find ugly and unstilish. I don't want him as Bond, and won't go see him as Bond. I'll watch the movie when t he DVD is released.

Sorry Alessandra, I know I don't know you personally but this just comes off a bit shallow to me. No previous actor has had the exact features, looks, class, style, etc. of 'James Bond'. Maybe Dalton has come the closest (in terms of sheer description) but if you want to get technical, we've had no Hoagy Carmichael clones with facial scars... yet. I really don't get it though? If you find Craig so repulsive why would you even bother watching the DVD? He'll look the same on TV as he will on the silver-screen. You'll end up spending $5 to rent it instead of $10 to go see it in theaters. Is that $5 difference some kind of protest?

yes dear. the only way to voice our protest is to not go to the box office.
dvd sales are a very minor thing to the success of a movie.
But since I have watched every single Bond, (either with mom and dad when I was little or when it came out when I was old enough), I will watch this too. On dvd.
And not for Craig.. but just because it's Bond.
I WILL watch the movie Qwerty, said this many times. but on Dvd, no theater! (unless curiosity is just about to kill me the day the movie is released lol:D)

Don't worry Alessandra--if Craig doesn't last long then WE can hire Hugh Jackman for either Bond 22 or 23.

oh SEANNERY DEAR! finally you are back to bring some hope into my Bond life! lol
Definitely, my partner-in-casting lol
Hugh Jackman will be ours! (I'll kill his wife first)

[spynovelfan]

Your penchant for spanking was duly noted, Alessandra.

Back on topic, I do wonder how long Craig will be around for. He signed for three TOMB RAIDER films, but only did one.

Am I the only to have spotted that he had the lead role in a film called HOTEL SPLENDIDE? If memory serves, isn't that the name of the hotel Bond stays in in CASINO ROYALE?

Oh. Sorry. Ugly, bad tie, Brioni, Prince Charming, Hugh Jackman...

Did I cover all the bases?

[Seannery]

Wow, you people are so quick to judge. He hasn't even shot a bloody scene yet! Why don't you wait to see him in action first?

Such prejudice.

Felix dear. it is NOT prejudice, it is opinion. We don't think the man has the features of Bond,to us, he hasn't got the looks, the class, or the style. and there's NO makeup or clothing which will change that.
OK?? he's a very good actor, but doesn't look like Bond to us.
If someone doesn't look like Bond to me, I won't go see him act, because I am not interested! I find him ugly and unstilish, and instead the reason why I like Bond as a man is that he is goodlooking and stilish.
I repeat for the thousandth time: I love Al Pacino. He's a terrific actor (and far better than Craig). But I would never want him as Bond, because he is just not Bond!!
Same applies to Craig. Whom I find ugly and unstilish. I don't want him as Bond, and won't go see him as Bond. I'll watch the movie when t he DVD is released.

Sorry Alessandra, I know I don't know you personally but this just comes off a bit shallow to me. No previous actor has had the exact features, looks, class, style, etc. of 'James Bond'. Maybe Dalton has come the closest (in terms of sheer description) but if you want to get technical, we've had no Hoagy Carmichael clones with facial scars... yet. I really don't get it though? If you find Craig so repulsive why would you even bother watching the DVD? He'll look the same on TV as he will on the silver-screen. You'll end up spending $5 to rent it instead of $10 to go see it in theaters. Is that $5 difference some kind of protest?

yes dear. the only way to voice our protest is to not go to the box office.
dvd sales are a very minor thing to the success of a movie.
But since I have watched every single Bond, (either with mom and dad when I was little or when it came out when I was old enough), I will watch this too. On dvd.
And not for Craig.. but just because it's Bond.
I WILL watch the movie Qwerty, said this many times. but on Dvd, no theater! (unless curiosity is just about to kill me the day the movie is released lol:D)

Don't worry Alessandra--if Craig doesn't last long then WE can hire Hugh Jackman for either Bond 22 or 23.

oh SEANNERY DEAR! finally you are back to bring some hope into my Bond life! lol
Definitely, my partner-in-casting lol
Hugh Jackman will be ours! (I'll kill his wife first)

You can take Hugh and i'll audition the Bond Girls--two at a time!

[Alessandra]

[quote name='spynovelfan' date='14 October 2005 - 22:27'][quote name='Dalton's Wendy' date='14 October 2005 - 21:24'][quote name='spynovelfan' date='14 October 2005 - 17:21'][quote name='Alessandra' date='14 October 2005 - 21:14']I do see what you mean, and I understand it and it's perfectly ok for a tough guy like you! it makes perfect sense.
but not for a girl!

[WC]

Wow, you people are so quick to judge. He hasn't even shot a bloody scene yet! Why don't you wait to see him in action first?

Such prejudice.

Felix dear. it is NOT prejudice, it is opinion. We don't think the man has the features of Bond,to us, he hasn't got the looks, the class, or the style. and there's NO makeup or clothing which will change that.
OK?? he's a very good actor, but doesn't look like Bond to us.
If someone doesn't look like Bond to me, I won't go see him act, because I am not interested! I find him ugly and unstilish, and instead the reason why I like Bond as a man is that he is goodlooking and stilish.
I repeat for the thousandth time: I love Al Pacino. He's a terrific actor (and far better than Craig). But I would never want him as Bond, because he is just not Bond!!
Same applies to Craig. Whom I find ugly and unstilish. I don't want him as Bond, and won't go see him as Bond. I'll watch the movie when t he DVD is released.

Sorry Alessandra, I know I don't know you personally but this just comes off a bit shallow to me. No previous actor has had the exact features, looks, class, style, etc. of 'James Bond'. Maybe Dalton has come the closest (in terms of sheer description) but if you want to get technical, we've had no Hoagy Carmichael clones with facial scars... yet. I really don't get it though? If you find Craig so repulsive why would you even bother watching the DVD? He'll look the same on TV as he will on the silver-screen. You'll end up spending $5 to rent it instead of $10 to go see it in theaters. Is that $5 difference some kind of protest?

yes dear. the only way to voice our protest is to not go to the box office.
dvd sales are a very minor thing to the success of a movie.
But since I have watched every single Bond, (either with mom and dad when I was little or when it came out when I was old enough), I will watch this too. On dvd.
And not for Craig.. but just because it's Bond.
I WILL watch the movie Qwerty, said this many times. but on Dvd, no theater! (unless curiosity is just about to kill me the day the movie is released lol:D)

Don't worry Alessandra--if Craig doesn't last long then WE can hire Hugh Jackman for either Bond 22 or 23.

oh SEANNERY DEAR! finally you are back to bring some hope into my Bond life! lol
Definitely, my partner-in-casting lol
Hugh Jackman will be ours! (I'll kill his wife first)

Just send her to play in Oklahoma instead.

[WC]

I do see what you mean, and I understand it and it's perfectly ok for a tough guy like you! it makes perfect sense.
but not for a girl! 

LOL! A tough guy like me? Whatever gave you that idea? I'm just an ordinary 6 foot 3 perfectly chiselled hunk in a midnight blue peaked lapel Brioni tuxedo. Tanned with a six pack. Comma of dark hair. Cruel mouth, steely blue-grey eyes, vertical scar on one cheek, and you won't see me for dust. I'm Prince Charming, Alessandra!*


*Some details may be outright fabrications. Batteries not included.

Are you free tomorrow evening, Darling?

No.

(I'm playing hard to get.)

ok now in Italian we say this is an assist in front of an empty goal, but like Wendy, I just don't feel like being banned from here for bad language! lol
anyway see?? you've got it all figured out already.
good looking, sexy, hard to get. Please go explain Craig how to do this. lol

Barbara Broccoli already did. You saw the results at the press conference today. Remember the giggle?

[spynovelfan]

You can take Hugh and i'll audition the Bond Girls--two at a time!

I can really imagine you doing that, too. "You've got a great face BUT *you've* got fantastic knockers!"

Ah... good times on the anti-Craig thread.

Here's a photo just to prove how handsome Craig can be. I think this may even be an exclusive of the new Brioni ad campaign.

[WC]

You can take Hugh and i'll audition the Bond Girls--two at a time!

I can really imagine you doing that, too. "You've got a great face BUT *you've* got fantastic knockers!"

Ah... good times on the anti-Craig thread.

Here's a photo just to prove how handsome Craig can be. I think this may even be an exclusive of the new Brioni ad campaign.

Well it looks like he got some sort of makeover, although maybe lettering on his face wasn't quite the way to go.

[spynovelfan]

Well it looks like he got some sort of makeover, although maybe lettering on his face wasn't quite the way to go.

Or the ferret that's apparently up his bottom.

[Dalton's Wendy]

Am I the only to have spotted that he had the lead role in a film called HOTEL SPLENDIDE? If memory serves, isn't that the name of the hotel Bond stays in in CASINO ROYALE?

Oh. Sorry. Ugly, bad tie, Brioni, Prince Charming, Hugh Jackman...

1. Re "Hotel Splendide" -- must have been an omen!

2. How dare you use the words "Ugly and bad tie" in the same sentence as Brioni, Prince Charming, and Hugh Jackman?

re your next post with the photo: If Brioni runs that, they'll be out of business! (By the way, which do you prefer? Kiton or Brioni?

Anyway . . . how about Sunday evening?

Edited by Dalton's Wendy, 14 October 2005 - 11:38 PM.

[Alessandra]

Your penchant for spanking was duly noted, Alessandra.

Back on topic, I do wonder how long Craig will be around for. He signed for three TOMB RAIDER films, but only did one.

Am I the only to have spotted that he had the lead role in a film called HOTEL SPLENDIDE? If memory serves, isn't that the name of the hotel Bond stays in in CASINO ROYALE?

Oh. Sorry. Ugly, bad tie, Brioni, Prince Charming, Hugh Jackman...

Did I cover all the bases?

oh yes you did mr Prince Charming of CBn forums. lol
I'm still awaiting your offer for a Martini.


on the hotel name. good heavens, you're probably right! didn't think about that.
and well... I don't want to make predictions. But seen the reaction around.. I don't think Craig will do more than a maximum two Bonds. Or one, if the trend you mentioned for Tomb Raider goes on?
and seriously, what impressed me today at the press conference was that he clearly said he looks at this like any other project. Kind of weird, considered the role.

now let's not overdo it with the spanking. and HEY! Welshcat started it! lol
we just enjoyed it

[Alessandra]

You can take Hugh and i'll audition the Bond Girls--two at a time!

I can really imagine you doing that, too. "You've got a great face BUT *you've* got fantastic knockers!"

Ah... good times on the anti-Craig thread.

Here's a photo just to prove how handsome Craig can be. I think this may even be an exclusive of the new Brioni ad campaign.

EEWWWW spy!!
Brioni DEFINITELY out of business with such a campaign.
Actually I was laughing today noting that the new Brioni campaign has a man photographed as he walks.. FROM BEHIND. no face, no nothing.
they're already setting it up for Craig!!! LOL
now this martini??

Seannery dear... It's a DEAL! I also have a friend who works at one of Milan's biggest modeling agencies, so don't you worry.. plenty of material to work on!

[spynovelfan]

Deary me. I seem to have got into a situation with two devilishly attractive women... This Prince Charming lark is very wearing!

Of the two, I prefer Kiton. Though I think Nervesa's the one to watch.

I don't drink vodka martinis, but have a bloody Mary on me.

I think Daniel Craig just 'gamed' Babs and nabbed the most iconic cinematic role of the 20th century. Perhaps that's what acting is. If you don't know what I mean by 'gamed', I mean this rather Magnolia-esque stuff:

http://books.guardia...1566976,00.html

The extract at the bottom of the page, where he games Britney Spears, is classic. I think this is what Craig does, and has done. He has imagined himself so fully as James Bond that it can come across when it needs to. This man:



becomes James Bond:



Or he would have done, if he'd known how to tie his tie!

[Alessandra]

[quote name='Welshcat' date='14 October 2005 - 22:42'][quote name='Alessandra' date='14 October 2005 - 21:39'][quote name='spynovelfan' date='14 October 2005 - 22:27'][quote name='Dalton's Wendy' date='14 October 2005 - 21:24'][quote name='spynovelfan' date='14 October 2005 - 17:21'][quote name='Alessandra' date='14 October 2005 - 21:14']I do see what you mean, and I understand it and it's perfectly ok for a tough guy like you! it makes perfect sense.
but not for a girl!

[Seannery]

You can take Hugh and i'll audition the Bond Girls--two at a time!

I can really imagine you doing that, too. "You've got a great face BUT *you've* got fantastic knockers!"

Ah... good times on the anti-Craig thread.

Here's a photo just to prove how handsome Craig can be. I think this may even be an exclusive of the new Brioni ad campaign.

EEWWWW spy!!
Brioni DEFINITELY out of business with such a campaign.
Actually I was laughing today noting that the new Brioni campaign has a man photographed as he walks.. FROM BEHIND. no face, no nothing.
they're already setting it up for Craig!!! LOL
now this martini??

Seannery dear... It's a DEAL! I also have a friend who works at one of Milan's biggest modeling agencies, so don't you worry.. plenty of material to work on!

Alrighty Alessandra--now you're speaking my language--the one other than English.

[Alessandra]

Deary me. I seem to have got into a situation with two devilishly attractive women... This Prince Charming lark is very wearing!

Of the two, I prefer Kiton. Though I think Nervesa's the one to watch.

I don't drink vodka martinis, but have a bloody Mary on me.

I think Daniel Craig just 'gamed' Babs and nabbed the most iconic cinematic role of the 20th century. Perhaps that's what acting is. If you don't know what I mean by 'gamed', I mean this rather Magnolia-esque stuff:

http://books.guardia...1566976,00.html

The extract at the bottom of the page, where he games Britney Spears, is classic. I think this is what Craig does, and has done. He has imagined himself so fully as James Bond that it can come across when it needs to. This man:



becomes James Bond:



Or he would have done, if he'd known how to tie his tie!

oooh. as wendy would say.. FABULOUS poster. ugly guy.
lol
man, the book stuff.. some REAL jerktalk.. lol
Babs today looked nothing like stylish... so I think Craig actually already made her change to be ok for him! lol The man's a devil...
ahahahahha seeee??? that's what happens for giving Prince Charming descriptions...
ok so you like bloody mary.. "with a LITTLE lemon and just a small bit of ice"? (now don't tell me you've never seen "when harry met sally")
tomato juice is certainly not a problem in Italy. so when are you coming over?

[Alessandra]

[QUOTE]
Seannery dear... It's a DEAL! I also have a friend who works at one of Milan's biggest modeling agencies, so don't you worry.. plenty of material to work on!

[/quote]




Alrighty Alessandra--now you're speaking my language--the one other than English.

[/quote]

I have my ways to get through to men.
you just keep those models AWAY FROM HUGH though huh? lol

[WC]

We should have a movie called The Anti-Craig Brigade. A bit like Charge of the Light Brigade, except with updated cardigans.

[Alessandra]

We should have a movie called The Anti-Craig Brigade. A bit like Charge of the Light Brigade, except with updated cardigans.

LOL DEFINITELY updated cardigans.
as much as I am enjoying this, I MUST go to bed. Wedding to attend tomorrow. Bride's maid of honour... so off I am
more fun tomorrow night ladies and gentlemen!
now spy.. even Bond Prince Charming makes up his mind and offers the dam Martini to us girls.. what are you waiting for??
baci
Ale

[Seannery]

We should have a movie called The Anti-Craig Brigade. A bit like Charge of the Light Brigade, except with updated cardigans.

LOL DEFINITELY updated cardigans.
as much as I am enjoying this, I MUST go to bed. Wedding to attend tomorrow. Bride's maid of honour... so off I am
more fun tomorrow night ladies and gentlemen!
now spy.. even Bond Prince Charming makes up his mind and offers the dam Martini to us girls.. what are you waiting for??
baci
Ale

I think he'll have to ask his wife first.

[sean c.]

You can take Hugh and i'll audition the Bond Girls--two at a time!

I can really imagine you doing that, too. "You've got a great face BUT *you've* got fantastic knockers!"

Ah... good times on the anti-Craig thread.

Here's a photo just to prove how handsome Craig can be. I think this may even be an exclusive of the new Brioni ad campaign.

Oooh my god!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the new james bond.

[WC]

Well it looks like he got some sort of makeover, although maybe lettering on his face wasn't quite the way to go.

Or the ferret that's apparently up his bottom.

If there was, it's worked its way to the top of his head.

[avl]

Deary me. I seem to have got into a situation with two devilishly attractive women... This Prince Charming lark is very wearing!

Of the two, I prefer Kiton. Though I think Nervesa's the one to watch.

I don't drink vodka martinis, but have a bloody Mary on me.

I think Daniel Craig just 'gamed' Babs and nabbed the most iconic cinematic role of the 20th century. Perhaps that's what acting is. If you don't know what I mean by 'gamed', I mean this rather Magnolia-esque stuff:

http://books.guardia...1566976,00.html

The extract at the bottom of the page, where he games Britney Spears, is classic. I think this is what Craig does, and has done. He has imagined himself so fully as James Bond that it can come across when it needs to. This man:



becomes James Bond:



Or he would have done, if he'd known how to tie his tie!

oooh. as wendy would say.. FABULOUS poster. ugly guy.
lol
man, the book stuff.. some REAL jerktalk.. lol
Babs today looked nothing like stylish... so I think Craig actually already made her change to be ok for him! lol The man's a devil...
ahahahahha seeee??? that's what happens for giving Prince Charming descriptions...
ok so you like bloody mary.. "with a LITTLE lemon and just a small bit of ice"? (now don't tell me you've never seen "when harry met sally")
tomato juice is certainly not a problem in Italy. so when are you coming over?

Get a room

[Kara Milovy]

Okay, there's a gazillion pages of messages after being starved, STARVED I TELL YA, of CBn all day (you poor folks), and so I can't stop and read them all.

But.

He's UGLY.

His eyes are red and they droop.

He has acne-face and no chin.

I wouldn't have sex with him IF HE WORE THE PPK DURING THE ACT.

He is a total turn-off. It works for him in movies like Road to Perdition, where he's supposed to be a turn-off, but as Bond? I think NOT.