509 replies to this topic

[WC]

Does anyone need any cheese to go with that whine?

Cheese and whine? I dunno... if that's Daniel Craig in that picture, maybe he's suffering from a bad case of gout.

[Sam Fisher]

WARNING

He wanted to play 007 in Bond 22

I swear I'll be a better actor mommy I meant it. DOn't hit me again, please mommy don't hurt me

[Alessandra]

'I'll tie it properly next time! I promise! One more chance!'

LMAO!!
Colonel, a great finding of yours this picture..
and Spy...
ROTFL!!
you guys just added a nice laugh to my day, which isn't going to be good since I am working while sick...
thanks much!
a kiss to each of you (spy, now no, we're not talking about spanking here!)

[Alessandra]

WARNING

He wanted to play 007 in Bond 22

I swear I'll be a better actor mommy I meant it. DOn't hit me again, please mommy don't hurt me

Lol Sam.
now seriously, as a girl I find this picture too bloody... it makes me feel sorry for Craig, for real. Please fix him and put him back to the role of rough policeman which belongs to him LOL

[Colonel Moon]

WARNING

He wanted to play 007 in Bond 22

I swear I'll be a better actor mommy I meant it. DOn't hit me again, please mommy don't hurt me

Lol Sam.
now seriously, as a girl I find this picture too bloody... it makes me feel sorry for Craig, for real. Please fix him and put him back to the role of rough policeman which belongs to him LOL

But this is gritter and rougher Bond everybody wants

[Alessandra]

WARNING

He wanted to play 007 in Bond 22

I swear I'll be a better actor mommy I meant it. DOn't hit me again, please mommy don't hurt me

Lol Sam.
now seriously, as a girl I find this picture too bloody... it makes me feel sorry for Craig, for real. Please fix him and put him back to the role of rough policeman which belongs to him LOL

But this is gritter and rougher Bond everybody wants

LOL Colonel.
well everybody but not on this thread! LOL

[Colonel Moon]

Somebody should post this image in pro Craig brigade




Sorry Q, but i lost my Aston Martin in poker

Edited by Colonel Moon, 17 October 2005 - 11:27 AM.

[WC]

'I'll tie it properly next time! I promise! One more chance!'

LMAO!!
Colonel, a great finding of yours this picture..
and Spy...
ROTFL!!
you guys just added a nice laugh to my day, which isn't going to be good since I am working while sick...
thanks much!
a kiss to each of you (spy, now no, we're not talking about spanking here!)

Bah! Don't I get a kiss?

[Vincent Wolf]

Slorry to reign on this parade, but I am probably the biggest Bond fan in Los Angeles, and all I have to say is that Eon, Sony and MGM are making a HUGE mistake, first in not paying Brosnan what he deserves for making them over a BILLION dollars in the past decade in one final and cool 5th film, and second for casting Daniel Craig. The guy is too dour, too short, too doofy and too working class for Bond.

Sony is looking at the Jason Bourne movies and thinking, "We need to do THAT." No, Bond has always had an element of fantasy to him. We all want to be the guy who walks in and can pick out which chick he's going to nail. Does Daniel Craig seem like that? We don't need Bond to be Jason Bourne or Jack Bauer (TV's 24) or even XXX, he is meant to be Bond. When Brosnan took over the franchise, the world was WAITING for him to finally get the role that most people agreed Dalton just didn't do that well. Nobody outside of the British indie circuit knows who Craig is, and I think that will hurt the next movie. Cast an unknown for Superman, but Bond needs to be somewhat known (outside of Tomb Raider and Layer Cake and a few BBC TV roles). Don't believe that Brosnan will be the toughest act to follow? Why is it that Dalton's Bond films are the lowest of the box office and Brosnan's are the highest second only to a Thunderball and Goldfinger (adjusted grosses - I'm sure someone here will correct me)? Why is it that most polls show that the PUBLIC wants to keep Brosnan for one more film nearly 3-to-1?

Brosnan came along when we NEEDED Bond back in our lives, along with Sinatra, martinis, cigars and apparently ballroom dancing. He redefined the role and, in my opinion, combined the seriousness of Dalton with the charm of Connery and Moore. Plus, and this is fairly crucial nowadays, CHICKS DIG HIM. I showed a few pictures of Daniel Craig to my wife, and she said, "Uh, no."

Brosnan begged for the past six or seven years for grittier and edgier scripts, free from the escalating effects and one-liners that were starting to pile up as they did with the Moore films. So NOW the Brocolli offspring want to go 'edgy' and they give it to a different actor? Boooooo. And if they do want to go younger, give it to someone YOUNGER. Craig is 37 and looks like a guy that will not age well. See the attached picture -- it pretty much sums it up. He's about four inches shorter than Brosnan and looks like the head water at Brosnan's Malibu restaurant. Again, I'm a Bond fan, but I think I'll take my DVD's and finally call it quits. This new film will be a turd.

Man, lemme kiss you! You just reading my mind! I couldn't say it better... I can only hope that after they'll loose huge amount of money on Casino Royale that stupid bitch Broccoli will loose her power over Bond and that Sony'll call for Brosnan to get back. It's unfinished business, as the Man himself said. He's damn right!
And if that won't happen... Hah... Brosnan made me a Bond fan (maybe the biggest Russian Bond fan), so I'm going away from the series with him. If they won't let you to make another movie, Pierce, why don't you flaim them in every new of your projects, make laugh of them and Bond, kill the series and, the most important, MAKE THEM LOOSE EVEN MORE MONEY, than they will with CR and freaky-danny. You have a backup of your fans.

[Polle Gazon]

Nothing against Craig as a actor but he is,at best,a average looking guy ( I am trying to be kind)
Totally wrong for Bond-the producers must be crazy picking this guy.He has no sex appeal or charisma.
If EON wanted to allienate a lot of fans they could not have done it beter.I have been a Bond fan for 30 years but I wont be going to see CR because Craig does not look right.A ugly Bond ? come on it just does not make sense.

He also seems physically slight and it will take a lot of good acting for me to believe the guy can look convincing in a fight scene.

RIP Commander Bond  lets hope craig only stays for one and we can get someone tall.dark and handsome next time.

I agree. I'm also a Bond fan for 30 years. Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, Brosnan,... they all had their stron points and their weaknesses. But I never daughted them to be Bond, not even Roger Moore. But Craig as Bond...... no way. The more pictures of him I see on the net the more strongly I believe he's the wrong choice. I saw him on television during his press-conference, but he could'nt impress me, on the contrary.

I really hope that time will proove me wrong.....but I doubt it.

[spynovelfan]

I can only hope that after they'll loose huge amount of money on Casino Royale that stupid bitch Broccoli will loose her power over Bond and that Sony'll call for Brosnan to get back.

Is that *really* necessary?

I'm not going to say Craig is perfect, but anyone who bangs on about how he's the worst Bond ever, the whole franchise is doomed, Broccoli's a bitch or EON are a bunch of morons isn't really contributing anything meaningful to the discussion, in my view.

[Alessandra]

'I'll tie it properly next time! I promise! One more chance!'

LMAO!!
Colonel, a great finding of yours this picture..
and Spy...
ROTFL!!
you guys just added a nice laugh to my day, which isn't going to be good since I am working while sick...
thanks much!
a kiss to each of you (spy, now no, we're not talking about spanking here!)

Bah! Don't I get a kiss?

actually.. I thought I had replied and sent a kiss to you too!!
Forgive me Welsh.!
Kiss to you too of course darling.
btw... did anyone read that mostly amusing story on the daily mirror?? not that it's serious press, but it was just funny.
A taxi driver expressing thoughts on Craig.
Let me know if now, and I'll post it.

[Alessandra]

I can only hope that after they'll loose huge amount of money on Casino Royale that stupid bitch Broccoli will loose her power over Bond and that Sony'll call for Brosnan to get back.

Is that *really* necessary?

I'm not going to say Craig is perfect, but anyone who bangs on about how he's the worst Bond ever, the whole franchise is doomed, Broccoli's a bitch or EON are a bunch of morons isn't really contributing anything meaningful to the discussion, in my view.

Agreed Spy. Vince, first of all welcome. We all have our reserves on Craig, but we just try and point them out without *ahem* exaggerating with terms or trying to be too destructive. I do understand your point, trust me, only just maybe we can do it with a bit more humour and lightness???
Doesn't help to make our point to just swear at people, don't you think?
again, welcome.
Alessandra

Edited by Alessandra, 17 October 2005 - 02:27 PM.

[WC]

Yes, post the article. I haven't read it. What was the article about? When Craig got into a taxi-cab, the cabbie thought he was another driver trying to steal his car??

[Turn]

I can only hope that after they'll loose huge amount of money on Casino Royale that stupid bitch Broccoli will loose her power over Bond and that Sony'll call for Brosnan to get back.

Is that *really* necessary?

I'm not going to say Craig is perfect, but anyone who bangs on about how he's the worst Bond ever, the whole franchise is doomed, Broccoli's a bitch or EON are a bunch of morons isn't really contributing anything meaningful to the discussion, in my view.

Agreed Spy. Vince, first of all welcome. We all have our reserves on Craig, but we just try and point them out without *ahem* exaggerating with terms or trying to be too distructive. I do understand your point, trust, me, only just maybe we can do it with a bit more humour and lightness???
again, welcome.
Alessandra

What's really sad in my eyes is not that people are disagreeing. They have every right. It's just so many of those who disagree with Craig or EON, etc., seem to take that view without adding anything fresh, as Spy pointed out. And so many joined CBn just to show this to whoever on the net wants to see it. Sad, really.

[Marquis]

I can only hope that after they'll loose huge amount of money on Casino Royale that stupid bitch Broccoli will loose her power over Bond and that Sony'll call for Brosnan to get back.

Is that *really* necessary?

I'm not going to say Craig is perfect, but anyone who bangs on about how he's the worst Bond ever, the whole franchise is doomed, Broccoli's a bitch or EON are a bunch of morons isn't really contributing anything meaningful to the discussion, in my view.

Agreed Spy. Vince, first of all welcome. We all have our reserves on Craig, but we just try and point them out without *ahem* exaggerating with terms or trying to be too destructive. I do understand your point, trust me, only just maybe we can do it with a bit more humour and lightness???
Doesn't help to make our point to just swear at people, don't you think?
again, welcome.
Alessandra

Yes i agree. There's no need to call Ms Broccoli a bitch when the much lighter and far more humourous moniker 'Vinegar Tits' will suffice.

Edited by Marquis, 17 October 2005 - 02:33 PM.

[Alessandra]

Yes, post the article. I haven't read it. What was the article about? When Craig got into a taxi-cab, the cabbie thought he was another driver trying to steal his car??

LOL no!
here is the story.
Please everyone just bear in mind I am posting this because it has a sort of humour, not because it has to be taken as an example of how to talk on here. it's just funny...and no we do not talk like this. it's also a good example of just how TRASHY the tabloids are.

A Taxi Driver Writes

Every week we ask a London Cab driver to comment on an issue of topical
importance. This week Reggie Mitchell (cab 79043007) on the new James Bond.

You're not telling me that geezer is the new Bond, they are 'aving a laugh. Why
didn't they just `ave that nice young fellow-me-lad out of Hollyoaks? He's nice
and `andsome.

I mean, me and the missus watched it all on the telly, big poof had a life
jacket on! What's that about? You wouldn't see real men like Brosnan in a life
jacket. Did he have water-wings on when he jumped over that helicopter on a
motorbike? NO.

Then the fu*king bast*rd wouldn't stop swearing. F'ing and blinding the whole
fu*king time. You wouldn't get a gentlemen like Connery talking like that to the
press, too many interesting things to say about the importance of wife beating,
let me tell you!

And he's ugly. Not that I'm gay or nothing. But the wife says give her a man
like Roger Moore any day of the week, she used to `ave his photo on the wall
when she was a girl. You couldn't put this guy's mug on the wall of a little
girl's bedroom. It just wouldn't be right, know what I'm saying guv?

Mind you he's been `aving it away with that Sienna Miller, lucky bast*rd
wouldn't mind giving her one myself. If I was that Jude Law, do you know what I
would do with Daniel bloody Craig? String `im up, That's the only language scum
like that understand. Having it off with another blokes bird.

Next week Trevor Emery (cab 66649) on Britain's immigration policy and why
asylum seekers should be "strung up".

Copyright, The Mirror Newspaper Group 2005.

this is the story. now. As much as I don't find Craig a good choice, I wouldn't go THAT far... but some parts (like the photo one and the Connery one) are just too funny to miss.

[WC]

Yes, post the article. I haven't read it. What was the article about? When Craig got into a taxi-cab, the cabbie thought he was another driver trying to steal his car??

LOL no!
here is the story.
Please everyone just bear in mind I am posting this because it has a sort of humour, not because it has to be taken as an example of how to talk on here. it's just funny...and no we do not talk like this. it's also a good example of just how TRASHY the tabloids are.

A Taxi Driver Writes

Every week we ask a London Cab driver to comment on an issue of topical
importance. This week Reggie Mitchell (cab 79043007) on the new James Bond.

You're not telling me that geezer is the new Bond, they are 'aving a laugh. Why
didn't they just `ave that nice young fellow-me-lad out of Hollyoaks? He's nice
and `andsome.

I mean, me and the missus watched it all on the telly, big poof had a life
jacket on! What's that about? You wouldn't see real men like Brosnan in a life
jacket. Did he have water-wings on when he jumped over that helicopter on a
motorbike? NO.

Then the fu*king bast*rd wouldn't stop swearing. F'ing and blinding the whole
fu*king time. You wouldn't get a gentlemen like Connery talking like that to the
press, too many interesting things to say about the importance of wife beating,
let me tell you!

And he's ugly. Not that I'm gay or nothing. But the wife says give her a man
like Roger Moore any day of the week, she used to `ave his photo on the wall
when she was a girl. You couldn't put this guy's mug on the wall of a little
girl's bedroom. It just wouldn't be right, know what I'm saying guv?

Mind you he's been `aving it away with that Sienna Miller, lucky bast*rd
wouldn't mind giving her one myself. If I was that Jude Law, do you know what I
would do with Daniel bloody Craig? String `im up, That's the only language scum
like that understand. Having it off with another blokes bird.

Next week Trevor Emery (cab 66649) on Britain's immigration policy and why
asylum seekers should be "strung up".

Copyright, The Mirror Newspaper Group 2005.

this is the story. now. As much as I don't find Craig a good choice, I wouldn't go THAT far... but some parts (like the photo one and the Connery one) are just too funny to miss.

Lol! That's a funny story Alessandra!

Regarding Craig's swearing - perhaps EON thought he might become their Cash Cow if he was a bit of an 'effer!

[Alessandra]

[quote name='Welshcat' date='17 October 2005 - 15:37']
[/quote]

Lol! That's a funny story Alessandra!

Regarding Craig's swearing - perhaps EON thought he might become their Cash Cow if he was a bit of an 'effer!

[/quote]

lol I think the swearing was just an "accident", but Craig really did a bad one with that.
Although.. would it make Bond more appealing?? maybe "everyday man" Bond will lure more viewers rather than just "regular, classy, stylish" Bond?
.... no way. I've tried, but no way.

[Shrublands]

Yes, post the article. I haven't read it. What was the article about? When Craig got into a taxi-cab, the cabbie thought he was another driver trying to steal his car??

LOL no!
here is the story.
Please everyone just bear in mind I am posting this because it has a sort of humour, not because it has to be taken as an example of how to talk on here. it's just funny...and no we do not talk like this. it's also a good example of just how TRASHY the tabloids are.

A Taxi Driver Writes

Every week we ask a London Cab driver to comment on an issue of topical
importance. This week Reggie Mitchell (cab 79043007) on the new James Bond.

You're not telling me that geezer is the new Bond, they are 'aving a laugh. Why
didn't they just `ave that nice young fellow-me-lad out of Hollyoaks? He's nice
and `andsome.

I mean, me and the missus watched it all on the telly, big poof had a life
jacket on! What's that about? You wouldn't see real men like Brosnan in a life
jacket. Did he have water-wings on when he jumped over that helicopter on a
motorbike? NO.

Then the fu*king bast*rd wouldn't stop swearing. F'ing and blinding the whole
fu*king time. You wouldn't get a gentlemen like Connery talking like that to the
press, too many interesting things to say about the importance of wife beating,
let me tell you!

And he's ugly. Not that I'm gay or nothing. But the wife says give her a man
like Roger Moore any day of the week, she used to `ave his photo on the wall
when she was a girl. You couldn't put this guy's mug on the wall of a little
girl's bedroom. It just wouldn't be right, know what I'm saying guv?

Mind you he's been `aving it away with that Sienna Miller, lucky bast*rd
wouldn't mind giving her one myself. If I was that Jude Law, do you know what I
would do with Daniel bloody Craig? String `im up, That's the only language scum
like that understand. Having it off with another blokes bird.

Next week Trevor Emery (cab 66649) on Britain's immigration policy and why
asylum seekers should be "strung up".

Copyright, The Mirror Newspaper Group 2005.

this is the story. now. As much as I don't find Craig a good choice, I wouldn't go THAT far... but some parts (like the photo one and the Connery one) are just too funny to miss.

How dare you not credit me!

[Alessandra]

Yes, post the article. I haven't read it. What was the article about? When Craig got into a taxi-cab, the cabbie thought he was another driver trying to steal his car??

LOL no!
here is the story.
Please everyone just bear in mind I am posting this because it has a sort of humour, not because it has to be taken as an example of how to talk on here. it's just funny...and no we do not talk like this. it's also a good example of just how TRASHY the tabloids are.

A Taxi Driver Writes

Every week we ask a London Cab driver to comment on an issue of topical
importance. This week Reggie Mitchell (cab 79043007) on the new James Bond.

You're not telling me that geezer is the new Bond, they are 'aving a laugh. Why
didn't they just `ave that nice young fellow-me-lad out of Hollyoaks? He's nice
and `andsome.

I mean, me and the missus watched it all on the telly, big poof had a life
jacket on! What's that about? You wouldn't see real men like Brosnan in a life
jacket. Did he have water-wings on when he jumped over that helicopter on a
motorbike? NO.

Then the fu*king bast*rd wouldn't stop swearing. F'ing and blinding the whole
fu*king time. You wouldn't get a gentlemen like Connery talking like that to the
press, too many interesting things to say about the importance of wife beating,
let me tell you!

And he's ugly. Not that I'm gay or nothing. But the wife says give her a man
like Roger Moore any day of the week, she used to `ave his photo on the wall
when she was a girl. You couldn't put this guy's mug on the wall of a little
girl's bedroom. It just wouldn't be right, know what I'm saying guv?

Mind you he's been `aving it away with that Sienna Miller, lucky bast*rd
wouldn't mind giving her one myself. If I was that Jude Law, do you know what I
would do with Daniel bloody Craig? String `im up, That's the only language scum
like that understand. Having it off with another blokes bird.

Next week Trevor Emery (cab 66649) on Britain's immigration policy and why
asylum seekers should be "strung up".

Copyright, The Mirror Newspaper Group 2005.

this is the story. now. As much as I don't find Craig a good choice, I wouldn't go THAT far... but some parts (like the photo one and the Connery one) are just too funny to miss.

How dare you not credit me!

ahahah
Right, what's fair is fair. Mr Shrublands here present posted this article on another forum, which is where I noticed the humorous piece first. So you should thiank HIM for this finding before me.
this enough???

[WC]

Yes, post the article. I haven't read it. What was the article about? When Craig got into a taxi-cab, the cabbie thought he was another driver trying to steal his car??

LOL no!
here is the story.
Please everyone just bear in mind I am posting this because it has a sort of humour, not because it has to be taken as an example of how to talk on here. it's just funny...and no we do not talk like this. it's also a good example of just how TRASHY the tabloids are.

A Taxi Driver Writes

Every week we ask a London Cab driver to comment on an issue of topical
importance. This week Reggie Mitchell (cab 79043007) on the new James Bond.

You're not telling me that geezer is the new Bond, they are 'aving a laugh. Why
didn't they just `ave that nice young fellow-me-lad out of Hollyoaks? He's nice
and `andsome.

I mean, me and the missus watched it all on the telly, big poof had a life
jacket on! What's that about? You wouldn't see real men like Brosnan in a life
jacket. Did he have water-wings on when he jumped over that helicopter on a
motorbike? NO.

Then the fu*king bast*rd wouldn't stop swearing. F'ing and blinding the whole
fu*king time. You wouldn't get a gentlemen like Connery talking like that to the
press, too many interesting things to say about the importance of wife beating,
let me tell you!

And he's ugly. Not that I'm gay or nothing. But the wife says give her a man
like Roger Moore any day of the week, she used to `ave his photo on the wall
when she was a girl. You couldn't put this guy's mug on the wall of a little
girl's bedroom. It just wouldn't be right, know what I'm saying guv?

Mind you he's been `aving it away with that Sienna Miller, lucky bast*rd
wouldn't mind giving her one myself. If I was that Jude Law, do you know what I
would do with Daniel bloody Craig? String `im up, That's the only language scum
like that understand. Having it off with another blokes bird.

Next week Trevor Emery (cab 66649) on Britain's immigration policy and why
asylum seekers should be "strung up".

Copyright, The Mirror Newspaper Group 2005.

this is the story. now. As much as I don't find Craig a good choice, I wouldn't go THAT far... but some parts (like the photo one and the Connery one) are just too funny to miss.

How dare you not credit me!

ahahah
Right, what's fair is fair. Mr Shrublands here present posted this article on another forum, which is where I noticed the humorous piece first. So you should thiank HIM for this finding before me.
this enough???

I think Shrublands means that he was actually the taxi driver whose wife had a Roger Moore poster in her bedroom!

[Alessandra]

Yes, post the article. I haven't read it. What was the article about? When Craig got into a taxi-cab, the cabbie thought he was another driver trying to steal his car??

LOL no!
here is the story.
Please everyone just bear in mind I am posting this because it has a sort of humour, not because it has to be taken as an example of how to talk on here. it's just funny...and no we do not talk like this. it's also a good example of just how TRASHY the tabloids are.

A Taxi Driver Writes

Every week we ask a London Cab driver to comment on an issue of topical
importance. This week Reggie Mitchell (cab 79043007) on the new James Bond.

You're not telling me that geezer is the new Bond, they are 'aving a laugh. Why
didn't they just `ave that nice young fellow-me-lad out of Hollyoaks? He's nice
and `andsome.

I mean, me and the missus watched it all on the telly, big poof had a life
jacket on! What's that about? You wouldn't see real men like Brosnan in a life
jacket. Did he have water-wings on when he jumped over that helicopter on a
motorbike? NO.

Then the fu*king bast*rd wouldn't stop swearing. F'ing and blinding the whole
fu*king time. You wouldn't get a gentlemen like Connery talking like that to the
press, too many interesting things to say about the importance of wife beating,
let me tell you!

And he's ugly. Not that I'm gay or nothing. But the wife says give her a man
like Roger Moore any day of the week, she used to `ave his photo on the wall
when she was a girl. You couldn't put this guy's mug on the wall of a little
girl's bedroom. It just wouldn't be right, know what I'm saying guv?

Mind you he's been `aving it away with that Sienna Miller, lucky bast*rd
wouldn't mind giving her one myself. If I was that Jude Law, do you know what I
would do with Daniel bloody Craig? String `im up, That's the only language scum
like that understand. Having it off with another blokes bird.

Next week Trevor Emery (cab 66649) on Britain's immigration policy and why
asylum seekers should be "strung up".

Copyright, The Mirror Newspaper Group 2005.

this is the story. now. As much as I don't find Craig a good choice, I wouldn't go THAT far... but some parts (like the photo one and the Connery one) are just too funny to miss.

How dare you not credit me!

ahahah
Right, what's fair is fair. Mr Shrublands here present posted this article on another forum, which is where I noticed the humorous piece first. So you should thiank HIM for this finding before me.
this enough???

I think Shrublands means that he was actually the taxi driver whose wife had a Roger Moore poster in her bedroom!

bwahahahhahaahha
best humour of the day Welsh
Shrurblands, some serious allegation here.. what can you say in your own defense? lol

[Shrublands]

Actually, I wrote it.

Edited by Shrublands, 17 October 2005 - 03:10 PM.

[WC]

Yes, post the article. I haven't read it. What was the article about? When Craig got into a taxi-cab, the cabbie thought he was another driver trying to steal his car??

LOL no!
here is the story.
Please everyone just bear in mind I am posting this because it has a sort of humour, not because it has to be taken as an example of how to talk on here. it's just funny...and no we do not talk like this. it's also a good example of just how TRASHY the tabloids are.

A Taxi Driver Writes

Every week we ask a London Cab driver to comment on an issue of topical
importance. This week Reggie Mitchell (cab 79043007) on the new James Bond.

You're not telling me that geezer is the new Bond, they are 'aving a laugh. Why
didn't they just `ave that nice young fellow-me-lad out of Hollyoaks? He's nice
and `andsome.

I mean, me and the missus watched it all on the telly, big poof had a life
jacket on! What's that about? You wouldn't see real men like Brosnan in a life
jacket. Did he have water-wings on when he jumped over that helicopter on a
motorbike? NO.

Then the fu*king bast*rd wouldn't stop swearing. F'ing and blinding the whole
fu*king time. You wouldn't get a gentlemen like Connery talking like that to the
press, too many interesting things to say about the importance of wife beating,
let me tell you!

And he's ugly. Not that I'm gay or nothing. But the wife says give her a man
like Roger Moore any day of the week, she used to `ave his photo on the wall
when she was a girl. You couldn't put this guy's mug on the wall of a little
girl's bedroom. It just wouldn't be right, know what I'm saying guv?

Mind you he's been `aving it away with that Sienna Miller, lucky bast*rd
wouldn't mind giving her one myself. If I was that Jude Law, do you know what I
would do with Daniel bloody Craig? String `im up, That's the only language scum
like that understand. Having it off with another blokes bird.

Next week Trevor Emery (cab 66649) on Britain's immigration policy and why
asylum seekers should be "strung up".

Copyright, The Mirror Newspaper Group 2005.

this is the story. now. As much as I don't find Craig a good choice, I wouldn't go THAT far... but some parts (like the photo one and the Connery one) are just too funny to miss.

How dare you not credit me!

ahahah
Right, what's fair is fair. Mr Shrublands here present posted this article on another forum, which is where I noticed the humorous piece first. So you should thiank HIM for this finding before me.
this enough???

I think Shrublands means that he was actually the taxi driver whose wife had a Roger Moore poster in her bedroom!

bwahahahhahaahha
best humour of the day Welsh
Shrurblands, some serious allegation here.. what can you say in your own defense? lol

Thank you kindly. Now I'm actually trying to make you laugh.

[Alessandra]

Actually, I wrote.

lolol We have a future Pulitzer prize winner among us ladies and gentlemen!
I'd apply for "comedy central" if I were you Shrubs.

[Shrublands]

Shrurblands, some serious allegation here.. what can you say in your own defense? lol

I throw myself on the mercy of the court.

[Alessandra]

Shrurblands, some serious allegation here.. what can you say in your own defense? lol

I throw myself on the mercy of the court.

LOL
Spy you must preside the court. Welsh, Seannery and Marquis will be the court. I will be the judge, and just announce your decision.
Emma, Dalton's Wendy and Kara will be the the appeal court (since women are kinder and more comprehensive) LOL

[Shrublands]

Actually, I wrote.

lolol We have a future Pulitzer prize winner among us ladies and gentlemen!
I'd apply for "comedy central" if I were you Shrubs.

Yes, next week Reggie Mitchell (cab 79043007) will be writing his

[tonymascia1]

I can only hope that after they'll loose huge amount of money on Casino Royale that stupid bitch Broccoli will loose her power over Bond and that Sony'll call for Brosnan to get back.

Is that *really* necessary?

I'm not going to say Craig is perfect, but anyone who bangs on about how he's the worst Bond ever, the whole franchise is doomed, Broccoli's a bitch or EON are a bunch of morons isn't really contributing anything meaningful to the discussion, in my view.

Agreed Spy. Vince, first of all welcome. We all have our reserves on Craig, but we just try and point them out without *ahem* exaggerating with terms or trying to be too distructive. I do understand your point, trust, me, only just maybe we can do it with a bit more humour and lightness???
again, welcome.
Alessandra

What's really sad in my eyes is not that people are disagreeing. They have every right. It's just so many of those who disagree with Craig or EON, etc., seem to take that view without adding anything fresh, as Spy pointed out. And so many joined CBn just to show this to whoever on the net wants to see it. Sad, really.

Agreed --- nothing fresh from the "boobirds" at all.

I will wager $100 (with proceeds going to charity) the following:

*** Casino Royale will be a smashing success (maybe not approaching DAD box office, but sufficiently close to reestablish the strength and longevity of the Bond franchise).

*** Daniel Craig will be one more than one mass-market periodical (e.g., Entertainment Weekly, People, US, etc.) list of sexiest men before Summer 2007.

Anyone up for it? This requires a little more "brass" than Chemin de Fer or Texas Hold 'Em...