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[Clouseau]

I wish I didn't forget stuff

Granted. now you don't forget ANYTHING. as a matter of fact, you remember SO MUCH that ALL you do is sit around and reminisce about years gone by, and you never get up and DO anything! and every time someone speaks to you, it reminds you of something, so you start talking about, "Well I remember back in the summer of '89..." and one story reminds you of another, which reminds you of another, which reminds you of another, in an endless cycle for the rest of your life.

i wish i was home right now, instead of at work.

[Blonde Bond]

I wish I didn't forget stuff

Granted. now you don't forget ANYTHING. as a matter of fact, you remember SO MUCH that ALL you do is sit around and reminisce about years gone by, and you never get up and DO anything! and every time someone speaks to you, it reminds you of something, so you start talking about, "Well I remember back in the summer of '89..." and one story reminds you of another, which reminds you of another, which reminds you of another, in an endless cycle for the rest of your life.

Wow ! That's my life in a nutshell...

i wish i was home right now, instead of at work.

Granted. But the next morning you get a call, that someone at your workpalce forgot the gas on and the place literally blew up, killing your boss while he/she was lighting a cigar! Plus side ; you can stay in bed as long as you like. The coin's other side; you dont have a work to go to and you have to go in your boss's funeral.



I wish I'd be faster, stronger, more agile...

Edited by Blonde Bond, 04 October 2006 - 04:01 PM.

[DavidSomerset]

Granted, you are now The Hulk. But not Stan Lee's Hulk but Ang Lee's Hulk. So everyone (including your girlfriend/wife) agree that you suck. You die a miserable life alone without anyone to talk to and the military carpet bombs you whenever they locate you.

I wish I was as good at one-liners and cunning linguism as James Bond.

Edited by DavidSomerset, 05 October 2006 - 07:48 AM.

[Blonde Bond]

Granted. You become the world champion of one-liners, but you lose your libido and become impotent.

I wish I had a girlfriend

[bond_girl_double07]

Granted your new GF would take all your money so all you could do all day was sit around and enjoy how high maintence she is

I wish I was a redhead

[Jaws0178]

Granted, your hairs on fire

I wish the woman from GA would quit her tirade against Harry Potter.

[bond_girl_double07]

Granted Harry Potter is of,by,and for the devil! (jk I love HP )

I wish I had a piece of pumpkin pie right now

[Jaws0178]

Granted, this is for Harry Potter :: throws whole pie in her face :-D

I wish the world had a coke

[ACE]

I wish the world had a coke

...habit, granted!

I wish I had an Oscar...

(BTW, this is a gr8 game!)

[Skudor]

.... granted, an Oscar for best assistant to the wardrobe malfunctionist.

I wish I had a billion dollars!

[ACE]

Granted, $1 billion in Monopoly money (even if it is the James Bond edition)!

I wish I had an Aston Martin DBS...

[Skudor]

...granted. It'll arrive in a DHL envelope tomorrow.

I wish Caterina Murino was waiting for me, in bed, now!

[ACE]

Granted, and I'll leave just before you get home (er, can you change your springs, Skudor?!)

I wish they would film the John Gardner books...

[Skudor]

granted! A 30 second video clip of the Gardner books falling of a very tall building will appear on youtube tomorrow!

I wish... I wish I was in Egypt!

[ACE]

LOL!

Granted, 3,000 years ago and they're just wrapping that last bit of bandage over your face...

I wish I could retire...

[Skudor]

Granted! There is a nice street corner waiting for you, your begging bowl, your arthritis and your alzheimers!


I wish I were going on a three month holiday in the Bahamas tomorrow!

[ACE]

Granted, if you call crashing near a remote atoll with only a pet chiwahwah from the hold as company and food a holiday!

I wish I could be an astronaut...

[Skudor]

Granted! But I think you'll find the space walk rather chilly without the space suit...


I wish Caterina would stop nagging me to come to bed...

[ACE]

Granted, but she's nagging by telephone and thinks your name is "Room Service"!

I wish Caterina would stop trying to call room service while I'm trying to "enlarge her vocabulary"...

[Skudor]

LOL

Granted... She's now calling 911 instead, asking for police assistance!

I wish they would release Casino Royale tomorrow.

[ACE]

Granted. Penguin have put a new cover on it, a new introduction essay and are charging you

[Skudor]

Granted! Never have gilt edged bonds, corporate bonds, government bonds, bearer bonds, defaulted on bonds and junk bonds come together for such a noble purpose!

I wish my Aston Martin would stop being so new, shiny and expensive!

[ACE]

Oh, Skudor, you're good!

Granted. Your shiny new Aston Martin is expensive. Relatively. That new Corgi model is only

[DavidSomerset]

Granted, so you are the script writer of the first James Bond movie made by Barbara and Michael De Laurentis. As this is an unofficial entry in the Bond canon, EON sues you for writing the script.

I wish I had a Omega Seamaster watch (like the one Bond wears) that actually works.

Edited by DavidSomerset, 06 October 2006 - 02:27 AM.

[ACE]

LOL, DS. good 'un!

Granted. And it's a shame you have to destroy it, using it as a knuckleduster (as Bond does in the CR movie), to prevent your ipod being nicked!

I wish Ian Fleming could write his centenary Bond novel from the grave...

[DavidSomerset]

Granted, As he didnt have any paper and pen in his tomb to write the novel on he has written it using his fingernails and the coffin walls. Please arrange for an exhumation and read the coffin.

I wish I was as good at guns as James Bond is in MR.

[ACE]

Brilliant, DS!

Granted. You are "as good at guns as James Bond is in MR." The film not the novel. In which, Bond only fires a fictional space lazer hand gun and does not touch a PPK. You might as well as ask to be good with cable cars...


I wish that I could have 0.07 per cent of the worldwide gross of each Bond film.

[DavidSomerset]

Granted, EON is thinking of sending you the check for the gross of all the Bond films in East Timor. Sadly East Timor doesnt have a movie theatre.(Correct me if I am wrong).

(BTW for my wish of the MR gun thing, I had thought about the scene where Roger shoots the henchman who is hiding in the tree without looking at him.)

I wish I could go round the world one more time with Holly Goodhead.

[ACE]

Yup, the East Timor Peckham Picture Palace that got blown up in the recent troubles*

Yes, Bond was nifty with that shotgun! Serves me right for being a smart-! But it means you are only proficient with 18th antique shotguns...

Granted you can go round the world one more time the good doctor and see if she lives up to her name! However, when the space station blew up, it loosened a bunch of those vital heat tiles so that Holly won't be the only one "going down" in flames....


I wish the Beatles could reform and make the last unfinished John Lennon track a record again...


*this is utter bunkum, for the avoidance of all doubt!

[DavidSomerset]

Granted, But the sight of an undead George Harrison and John Lennon singing is not really appealing. Also they sound like the zombies from "Night of the Living Dead". Ringo and Paul suffer heart attacks after seeing them. Only person celebrating is Yoko who sings "Always look at the bright side of life"

BTW whats with you and dead people

I wish I was "tortured" by Helga Brandt as 007 was in YOLT.