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[bond_girl_double07]

Granted. But you'd soon tire of people asking "whose bitch is that?"

I wish I knew what DVD to rent.

Granted, but that middle bit of "Finding Ryan's Privates" drags so after the tenth or eleventh viewing


I wish I hadn't procrastinated on reading "License Renewed" for the Blades this month..

[Clouseau]

I wish I hadn't procrastinated on reading "License Renewed" for the Blades this month..

Granted - you read it very early on, and then promptly forgot every word of it and misplaced the book, putting yourself completely out of the loop!

i wish this cyst on my wrist would go away all by itself, never to be seen/heard from again!

Edited by Clouseau, 17 October 2006 - 02:55 PM.

[00Twelve]

Granted, but the source of all your power just disappeared!

I wish it would stop raining.

[Clouseau]

Granted. it's not raining. it's pouring!

i wish i had a paperclip

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but the source of all your power just disappeared!

I wish it would stop raining.

Where in the Southeast are you from, its raining here in Fayetteville as well.

Clouseau, granted, but the but it is a clip of paper

I wish my girlfriends car was fixed and it was Wednesday

[Double-0-7]

I wish my girlfriends car was fixed and it was Wednesday

Granted, your girlfriend left you Tuesday night and the bill for $1,678.82 is due today - Wednesday!

I wish my Boxed SE Bond movies would sell so I can buy the UE editions.

[Clouseau]

I wish my Boxed SE Bond movies would sell so I can buy the UE editions.

Granted. you've just sold your entire set of SE DVDs for a grand total of $0.01, and you now only have to come up with an additional $239.99 to pay for your new UEs!

i wish the DVD for the new Casino Royale starring Daniel Craig will include the full version of the 1954 Casino Royale TV episode as one of the special features.

[Skudor]

i wish the DVD for the new Casino Royale starring Daniel Craig will include the full version of the 1954 Casino Royale TV episode as one of the special features.

Granted. Unfortunately you will develope a psychological allergy to all round and shiny object and join a non-TV watching cult and thus never see this.

I wish I could decide what to have for lunch.

[Clouseau]

I wish I could decide what to have for lunch.

Granted, but your salad has E.coli........

i wish i owned a WWII era Walther P38.

[Double-0-7]

I wish I could decide what to have for lunch.

Granted, but your salad has E.coli........

i wish i owned a WWII era Walther P38.

Granted, but it is in the condition one would expect of a gun left laying around for 60 years and blows up on your first test shoot!

I wish we had year-round summer weather.

[iexpectu2die]

I wish we had year-round summer weather.

Granted, but the sunburn is intolerable.

I wish I didn't have to stay up late for this French Coursework.

[Trey]

Granted, you have to stay up late for all of your other classes, though.





I wish the newest Apple Macintosh computers costed less money.

[bond_girl_double07]

granted, but if they did, they'd be Microsoft


I wish I could sleep in tomorrow..

[Double-0-7]

granted, but if they did, they'd be Microsoft


I wish I could sleep in tomorrow..

Granted, but that was one time too many - and now you can sleep in every day since you got fired!

I wish my office was closer to home.

[Clouseau]

I wish my office was closer to home.

Granted. your office is right next door to your house, but now you have to work so much overtime, you can't leave the office until 2:00am every night, and you're expected back by 6:00am every morning, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!

i wish i was an excellent banjo player.

[bond_girl_double07]

granted, but then you'd have to engage in an almost constant barrage of Devil-banjo competitions to save your soul!


I wish I lived in the UK!!

[Clouseau]

Granted. you live in the dorms at the University of Kentucky.

i wish i was an accomplished magician.

Edited by Clouseau, 19 October 2006 - 03:50 PM.

[bond_girl_double07]

granted but you just made your own self respect disappear!

I wish I wasn't so cold!

[Skudor]

Granted. But the lovely aroma in the Pizza oven doesn't quite make up for the fact that your feet as starting to melt.

I wish I could have another sandwich.

[Clouseau]

Granted, but the bread is moldy, and the contents have gone bad.

i wish they'd quit trying all this Blue-ray/HD DVD crap, and just stick with regular DVDs from now on.

[Clouseau]

I wish it was Hogmanay and I could look back .... smiles!

Granted. you're smiling because so many bad things have happened to you in the past months that you've completely lost your mind!

i wish everyone who posts in this thread after this point would pay me compliments.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. Your tennis partner is a bearded lady from a circus.

I wish that I could sleep.

[moorebond82]

Granted but you have to sleep on a bed of nails.
I wish i could go back in time to attend the opening of Moonraker.

Edited by moorebond82, 28 October 2006 - 09:21 PM.

[Clouseau]

I wish i could go back in time to attend the opening of Moonraker.

Granted, but the film reel breaks 10 minutes in, and they just put on Star Wars instead.

i wish for Halloween, i could find the perfect "Herman Munster" costume (being a variation from the typical "Frankenstein's monster"), and it fits me perfectly!

[moorebond82]

Granted but you have to fight Richard Kiel for the only one in town.
I wish i could meet roger moore.

[Clouseau]

Granted, but he hates your guts

i wish i was as tall as Richard Kiel

[Thunderfinger]

Granted, but you get to keep your own wardrobe.

I wish I had hypnotic glasses!

[Clouseau]

I wish I had hypnotic glasses!

Granted. every time you put them on, you get very very sleeeepyyy.

i wish i had creative control of my own TV show.

Edited by Clouseau, 03 November 2006 - 07:44 PM.

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! Oh, but you pay me all the royalties!



I wish I lived closer to my girlfriend!

[00Twelve]

Granted...but the only place you can find is a roach-invested, water leaking dive.

I wish people would learn to park between the lines!