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[Trey]

Granted, Ian Fleming writes a 6-book series on Parent-Child bonds.




I wish that George Lazenby had been in DAF.

[moorebond82]

Granted he played blofeld.


I wish Timothy Dalton had done more bonds.

[darthbond]

Offical Announcement: HUGE, MAJOR SPOLIERS FOLLOW!!!

Timothy Dalton has just been signed to replace Craig and the film is full of one-liners.

I wish my film was adopted by EON and it turned out to be the best Bond film ever!

darthbond

Edited by darthbond, 13 December 2006 - 02:23 AM.

[Trey]

Granted, "Big Bond with Boys" becomes the best-selling DVD at XXX-Central.



I wish Telly Savalas played Blofeld in "Diamonds are Forever".

[darthbond]

Granted, but Charles Grey plays Bond.

I wish I knew what to get my girlfriend for Christmas.

darthbond

[Trey]

Granted, your girlfriend opens her brand new box of staples.




I wish Timothy Dalton had been in another James Bond movie, "The Property of a Lady", in 1991

[moorebond82]

Granted but the film bombed so bad it killed the bond series forever.

I wish i had a Lotus Esprit

[00Twelve]

Granted...but an opportunistic and hammered college kid attempts to jack it, and, well...he's currently failing classes due to absences.

I wish I could have the next 3 days off of work.

[moorebond82]

Granted your fired..take the whole month off!

I wish that they will incoporate the Gardeon Of Death from YOLT into one of the future films.

[00Twelve]

Granted, but it's the PTS and Bond jetpacks out!

I wish John Barry would do just one more!

[moorebond82]

Granted John Barry does one more score...for a different film.


I wish i never had to sleep.

Edited by moorebond82, 18 December 2006 - 07:51 AM.

[darthbond]

Granted, but you had nothing to do at night, so you commeted a act of suicide.

I wish my girlfriend would get me a "Natsy, little Christmas present." Sarcasm.

darthbond

[moorebond82]

(I do stay up all night lol)

Granted she gives you a bag filled with dog vomit.

I wish i wasn't so cold.

Edited by moorebond82, 18 December 2006 - 02:20 PM.

[00Twelve]

granted...you just spilled boiling water on yourself.

I wish could go back to sleep...

[moorebond82]

(I've already had that happen to me)

Granted but you sleep so long you've become rip van winkle.


I wish it'd snow for christmas

[00Twelve]

granted...but you can't leave your place b/c of the blizzard

I wish this fog would lift.

[moorebond82]

Granted but once the fog lifts it starts thunder storming.


I wish i had all the answers.

[00Twelve]

granted...but there'd be no more point in living.

I wish I had some coffee...

[moorebond82]

Granted but it taste like sh**


I wish it was christmas everyday.

[00Twelve]

granted...but the roads are eternally clogged with shoppers

I wish the leaves changed colors here.

[moorebond82]

Granted but for some reason they turn blood red.......

I wish i had the buzzsaw yoyo from Octopussy

[Trey]

Granted, you get it a little too close to your body on "Around the World"






I wish I made a 100 on all my final exams.

[00Twelve]

granted...but you flunk all classes for cheating

I wish I could survive the congested shopping traffic.

[moorebond82]

Granted you live in Rhode Island


I wish i lived in France

[00Twelve]

Granted...but you get taunted because you don't speak French.

I wish I could go home.

[moorebond82]

Granted but your home is a subway station

I wish i still lived in New Jersey

[00Twelve]

Granted...but you get taxed into the poorhouse.

I wish I could think of a gift for a friend...

[moorebond82]

Granted but they hate the gift and let you know about it.

I wish roger moore was in his forties again and was playing james bond.

[Double-0-7]

Granted, but that would mean you weren't born yet so there would be nothing in it for you.

I wish this week was over!

[darthbond]

Granted, your tax is due.

I wish I could order pizza right now.

darthbond