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[Shadow Syndicate]

Granted but now the only action bond gets is to Grace jones

I wish U2 would come to Seattle

[moorebond82]

Granted they come get a pizza then leave.

I wish that Property Of A Lady would be used as the title for a bond movie.

[Double-0-Seven]

Granted, but it is only used as a working title and changed for the films release.

I wish Risico would be used as a Bond film title.

[moorebond82]

Granted but it's another spoof Bond film.


I wish i owned The Eiffel Tower

[Sandbagger]

Granted. Unfortunately, the Paris government reminds you the tower was originally erected as a temporary structure, and since they now have plans to construct affordable housing on the site, they request you disassemble and remove the condemned eyesore by the first of the month.

I wish an unpublished Ian Fleming manuscript could be found in a bank locker (and the title isn't Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Part 2!)

Edited by Sandbagger, 30 December 2006 - 09:23 AM.

[moorebond82]

Granted the title is James Bond Vs.The Killer Tomatoes

I wish i had my very own May Day.

[Sandbagger]

Granted. You and the rest of the residents of Gorky Prospekt celebrate the Glorious Revolution by getting the day off to drown your sorrows in potato vodka before resuming your miserable job in the Worker's Paradise at Waste Treatment Plant Number 7.

I wish Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan each could have made one last James Bond movie.

[Double-0-Seven]

Granted, but they are all unofficial Thunderball remakes produced by Kevin McClory's team.

I hope Daniel Craig does at least five Bond films.

[moorebond82]

Granted but they all fail when Craig changes his mind and wishes to do all Die Another Day type bond films.

I wish Stromberg had been successful and created a underwater world.

[darthbond]

Granted, but nobody can swim and we die from lack of oxygen.

I wish I had new shoes.

darthbond

[Agent 0015]

Granted, but they are Uggs.

I wish I had my own Bond.

Edited by Agent 0015, 05 January 2007 - 12:13 AM.

[darthbond]

*bump

Granted. You get George!

I wish I had a bath-o-sub.

darthbond

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but the damned thing leaks and you drown trying to escape your evil lair.

I wish I had a drink.

[Tybre]

Granted, but it contains enough cyanide to drop a bull elephant

I wish I had a rodeo clown named Jib.

[elizabeth]

granted, but he blows you into a balloon and you pop.

i wish i was married to robert redford.

[darthbond]

Granted, you inherited all of his debts. I wish James Bond was real.

darthbond

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted. But he's just resigned to run off with Vesper.

I wish I was in a band.

[Tybre]

Granted, and you go on to become one of the greatest rock bands of all time; but all that fame goes to your head and you become strung out on coke and heroin and constant sex with groupies leads to the contraction of multiple STDs and you ultimately die miserable, alone, and confused in alley somewhere just before Christmastime.

I wish I had a cane like Hercule Poirot's, with the little scope for a handle.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, and you go on to become one of the greatest rock bands of all time; but all that fame goes to your head and you become strung out on coke and heroin and constant sex with groupies leads to the contraction of multiple STDs and you ultimately die miserable, alone, and confused in alley somewhere just before Christmastime.

I wish I had a cane like Hercule Poirot's, with the little scope for a handle.

Granted, but the cane calls out for the gay little moustache. You're forced to grow it, leading to you receiving a distinct lack of attention from the desired sex.

[Jose]

Conlazmoodalbrocra, what's your wish?

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Conlazmoodalbrocra, what's your wish?

Woops, sorry about that. My bad

I wish I could remember things!

[Mr. Blofeld]

...but you remember too much, and die guilt-ridden over rejecting so many women throughout the years.

I wish I could get better grades.

[Jose]

Granted... but all those good grades make everybody resent you.

I wish I had a jetpack.

[elizabeth]

granted...but you fly too high into space and die from lack of oxygen.

i wish i could get accepted into marshall.

[MissDalton99]

Granted, but later they revoke your acceptance letter and say it was a mistake.

I wish I could vacation on Piz Gloria.

Edited by MissDalton99, 11 November 2009 - 01:20 AM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but Blofeld's poor cat is still up there and claws you to death.

I wish I had a box of Munchkins (the Dunkin' Donuts ones, I mean).

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted. But the box is so big, and full to the brim that by the time you've finished eating them, your blood sugar level has hit the roof and you die a painful, sugar-filled death.

I wish the Liberal Democrats win the next election.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but they sentence you to death upon receiving power.

I wish I was in Dixie (hooray! hooray!).

[elizabeth]

granted, but the north won the civil war.

i wish i could live during the roaring twenties.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted. But a man named Jay Gatsby hits you with his car at high speed and kills you.

I wish I was good at Guitar Hero!