2238 replies to this topic

[Jose]

Granted... but your hands are left in a claw-like position forever.

I wish I knew how to cook well.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but nobody likes the taste of cooked well, especially the rocks (gotcha! )

I wish I could dance.

[elizabeth]

granted, but you trip.

i wish i had my driver's license.

[Jose]

granted, but you trip.

i wish i had my driver's license.

Granted... but you can't get a car!

I wish they never made those awful movies- Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, etc.

[elizabeth]

granted, but they did.

i wish i knew what cthulhu was.

[Jose]

Granted but you forget as soon as you learn.

I wish we could get Bond 23 next year.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the finishd artcle is a rushed mess, with poor acors playing key roles, so much so that it is pulled from cinema screens after a week.

I wish I was funny enough to make people cry with laughter (I can see where this one's going...)

[elizabeth]

granted, but your jokes are too funny and they end up dying from crying.

i wish iago would keep his mouth shut and stop ruining othello and desdemona's marriage.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the new approach in Othello leads to the play being panned by Shakespeare's critics, and he is a ruined man. Stratford-upon-Avon's local economy collapses due to a lack of tourists and becomes a breeding ground of social rejects. The rest of England soon follows, spreading into Scotland, Ireland and Wales, and eventually Europe. Soon the entire world is a frightful mess, and nuclear war ensues, leading to the end of the world as we know it.

I wish I discovered a cure for cancer.

[Tybre]

Granted, but you discover the same cure as Peter Parker and Eddie Brock's fathers in the Ultimate universe. And like in the Ultimate universe, the cure is ultimately militarized and the brand new Venom suit consumes you, mind and body.

I wish I had the ability to make it snow whenever I deem fit.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but you underestimate your abilities and cause an avalanche that kills you.

I wish I could fly.

[BryanHerbert]

I wish i have A v12 Aston Martin 2009

Edited by BryanHerbert, 07 December 2009 - 06:52 AM.

[Jose]

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you get carried away with your new ability and fly everywhere until one day, you fly into a power transformer. Your last words are, "Shocking. Positively shocking."

I wish i was James Bond.

Granted but you're the ornithologist.

I wish for everyone to be happy.

[BryanHerbert]

HAHAHAHAHAA!

[Mr. Blofeld]

I wish for everyone to be happy.

Granted, but you're now Mustafa Mond from Brave New World.

I wish I could parasail.

[coco1997]

Granted, you're para-sailin' with Sarah Palin.

I wish I could see Katy Perry naked. Just once.

Edited by coco1997, 06 December 2009 - 07:56 AM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but she's a man, baby!

I wish I could teach the world to sing (in perfect harmony? You be the judge... ).

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but a world based on music drives many people mad, and before long the world's population is minute.

I wish I had super powers

[Jose]

I wish I had super powers

Granted... but they are the lamest super powers of all time.

I wish every movie theater I went to would let me see movies for free. Let's keep it clean.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but they only start showing pørnographic movies in response.

I wish I had some eggnog on hand.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it has something special in it, for the Holy Night celebration ;P

I wish I was a moviestar

[BryanHerbert]

Granted, but your a pørn-star. Lol

I wish i was the "Real James Bond" Not the ornithologist.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but your gun gets jammed on your last mission and you spend six weeks in hospital as a consequence.

I wish M would take a chill pill once in a while.

[BryanHerbert]

Lol that one made me giggle!!!

Granted but when he does, he instantly freezes while discussing a Top secret mission With Me since im bond and he was about to tell me where the bombs where being set off in the next hour, since my gun jammed and i ended up losing some memory He took two days to thaw lol

[Mr. Blofeld]

So... are you going to set up a wish, or not?

[BryanHerbert]

Oh i forgot lol I wish that i had Cool gadgets.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but when the police raid your home, they decide that they are all illegal

I wish Daniel Craig was my friend

[BryanHerbert]

Lol granted, but turns out he was more friendlier than you thought

Edited by BryanHerbert, 07 December 2009 - 09:00 AM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Wish, Bryana?

[BryanHerbert]

I wish i was a billionaire.