2238 replies to this topic

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but such an overload of culturedness causes the world to explode.

I wish Mike Love (formerly of the Beach Boys) hadn't been such a douche to Brian Wilson back in the '60s.

[Jose]

Granted but they get along so well they decide to disband the Beach Boys.

I wish I had a pair of dragon pants; you know, the ones Jimmy Page wore.

[elizabeth]

granted, but they breath fire on you.

i wish i could've answered the defense's question "weren't you just convicted of murder?" this morning.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but your answer is to murder the defense.

I wish I could see a version of Othello featuring Gilbert Gottfried as Iago.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but its an all nude performance :: shudders::

I wish I hadn't just granted that wish

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but the nudists instead decide to put on an all-nude performance of your life.

I wish I could get the Macarena out of my head...

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but now you have the Backyardigans theme stuck there.

I wish I had a coke right now.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but it's the kind of coke you snort.

I wish Avatar would just go away; the hype is killing me.

[O.H.M.S.S.]

Granted, but we will be forced to watch Cameron's debut Piranha II: The Spawning every day.

I wish David Niven, Orson Welles, Jacqueline Bisset, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Max von Sydow, Barbara Carrera and Edward Fox could have appeared in the EON Bond series.

Edited by O.H.M.S.S., 13 December 2009 - 04:42 PM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but they turn it into the unholy offspring of CR '67/NSNA on the spot.

I wish more people would talk to me online.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but they are all idiots!

I wish people didn't get upset when you tell them bad news

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but now they beome upset at the good news!

I wish Skype didn't have such an annoying "message-alert" noise.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, there is no noise, and you miss a very important call telling you that you won a million dollars

I wish I was in Las Vegas, Nevada

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but you lose all your money in a Nigerian prince scam and have to pay it off by working in the casinos.

I wish I wasn't so tired...

[Tybre]

PS, Tybre; why do you want to conquer Belgium? Simply a question out of curiosity since I am Belgian .

Because I liked Belgium the one time I was there (spent four days in Brussels and two days in Bruges with the now ex-missus and her family) and it's small enough that it would probably be easy to conquer with minimal military force. Plus, the Belgians make good waffles

I wish I wasn't so tired...

Granted, but you end up never being able to fall asleep because your mind is too stimulated and ultimately your brain shuts itself down because it doesn't have the necessary energy to keep functioning. Hurray for sleep-death!

I wish I was Poseidon.

[O.H.M.S.S.]

Because I liked Belgium the one time I was there (spent four days in Brussels and two days in Bruges with the now ex-missus and her family) and it's small enough that it would probably be easy to conquer with minimal military force. Plus, the Belgians make good waffles

Glad you enjoyed our little country . But you see, it might not be that easy to conquer, since the "president of Europe" is a Belgian now .

I wish I was Poseidon.

Granted, but your brothers Zeus and Hades are constantly conspiring against you.

Edited by O.H.M.S.S., 13 December 2009 - 10:15 PM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Now you have to make a wish, you silly Belgian!

[O.H.M.S.S.]

Now you have to make a wish, you silly Belgian!

I wish I had not forgotten to make a wish .

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but by remembering to make a wish you forgot several things such as your name and where you were born

I wish I had my own car

[O.H.M.S.S.]

Granted but it's the same as Wade's in GoldenEye, only in pink, a pink ZAZ 965A. I hope you have got a sledge hammer .

I wish I cound get a degree without studying.

Edited by O.H.M.S.S., 15 December 2009 - 01:28 PM.

[O.H.M.S.S.]

Forgot to make a wish again, don't worry it against me, I changed my last post and inserted a wish.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but it's a degree in forgetfulness.

I wish I could be a little more accepting of other peoples' opinions.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it means you end up agreeing with Nazis and Satanists ;P

I wish I was rich and famous

[Jaws0178]

Granted, you are John Gosselin

I wish there was a Batman and Superman live action movie

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but it's so terrible that it destroys the entire universe with its suckiness.

I wish I didn't have such a headache right now...

[O.H.M.S.S.]

Granted but it makes you lose your hair.

I wish I didn't need to make this task about Italian futurism (sigh).

[Jose]

Granted but now your task is to perform brain surgery using a fork.

I... I wish I could swim... like dolphins... like dolphins can swim

[darthbond]

Granted, a shark mistakes you for the real thing.

I wish I could think.

darthbond

[elizabeth]

granted, but your brain hasn't woken up yet from sleeping.

i wish iago were james bond.

[Jose]

Granted... but he's the ornithologist.

I wish remakes didn't suck so bad.

Edited by Jose, 16 December 2009 - 10:51 PM.