2238 replies to this topic

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but you forget what to do with money and spend long nights counting but not remembering the other important thing about it.

I wish I could teach Bryan to finish his posts properly.

[BryanHerbert]

Granted, But he forgets again lol. I wish that i could remember what that other thing was.

[elizabeth]

granted, but you forget again.

i wish i was married to kenneth branagh.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it turns out he's gay

I wish I could travel America

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but the Amish devour your soul.

I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but all that dancing causes an awful strain on your hip.

I wish I knew which religion was the right one!

[elizabeth]

granted, but you are tackled by a swarm of atheists.

i wish i could marry iago.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but he makes Othello kill you.

I wish I could seduce women with my accent.

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Granted. The accent is Latin.

I wish I could rule the entire world!

[BryanHerbert]

Granted, but you accidentally blow yourself up with a nuke out of excitement lol

I wish i could run on water.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but now you can no longer drink beer or soda; you drink anything other than water, you drop dead.

I wish I could sing like Paul McCartney.

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Granted. You can now sing like Paul McCartney...when he was 3 years old.

I wish I had enough money to make a Quantum of Solace "re-edited" version.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but due to arguments between your editors, it turns into 67CR :: Shudder::

I wish I could stop coughing so much

Reason for edit: wrong idea

[Jose]

Granted but now you can't stop sneezing

I wish I was a black belt in Jiu-jitsu. (I can't wait for how this one'll turn out )

[Tybre]

Granted, and you are recruited into an elite team of government ninja assassins. For your first assignment, you're sent into China to destabilize the government once and for all, but you desperately need the bathroom halfway through breaking into the compound and get lost on the way to the bathroom, ultimately walking through a door into the secret silo where they keep an ICBM, plummeting hundreds of feet to the bottom, where you're left writhing in agony for several hours before the rocket is launched, its flames finishing the job.

I wish I could conquer Belgium with absolutely no effort.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but the Rory Awards attack you in return for not using the word "Belgium" gratuitously enough.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Tybre]

Granted, but she's not your girlfriend, it's a man, baby!

I wish I had a Time Lord's regenerative cycle (12 regenerations, 13 bodies).

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but each successive regeneration's a bigger jerk than the previous, until the 13th gets pummelled to death during his set at a comedy club.

I wish... I wish... I wish for EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE MOVIES!

[BryanHerbert]

Granted, but you fall into a deep sleep and miss it all lol

I wish i had a Big gun that could make pop corn when i was hungry.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but you try to shoot some in your mouth and end up blowing your brains out.

I wish I had a snozzberry.

[Jose]

I wish I had a snozzberry.

Granted but the one you receive is a GMO so when you try to eat it, it grows legs and yells at you. It then walks away, cursing and swearing.

I wish I had a speeder bike from Return of the Jedi.

[O.H.M.S.S.]

I wish I had a speeder bike from Return of the Jedi.

Granted, but you are banned to a galaxy far far away.

I wish I could smoke without damaging my health and that of others.

PS, Tybre; why do you want to conquer Belgium? Simply a question out of curiosity since I am Belgian .

Edited by O.H.M.S.S., 09 December 2009 - 06:55 PM.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

I wish I had a speeder bike from Return of the Jedi.

Granted, but you are banned to a galaxy far far away.

I wish I could smoke without damaging my health and that of others.

Granted, but everyone in the world takes up smoking, leaving the world in a smokey atmosphere and public pavements covered in stubs.

I wish everyone could just get along!

[elizabeth]

granted, but then there's the music issue...

i wish that we had more time in english so that i could finish my testimony in othello's trial as iago.

[Jose]

Granted but now your testimony must rhyme

I wish Elizabeth would listen to at least one Muse song

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but it's "Take a Bow" on an infinite loop, which eventually makes her dive out of a high-rise window with a smiley face badge.

I wish smoking didn't exist.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but a lack of nicotine leads to everyone drinking more, meaning the world is one big AA meeting

I wish more people liked 50 Cent

[elizabeth]

I wish Elizabeth would listen to at least one Muse song

truce. you stick with your muse and i'll stick with my beatles.

granted, but he changes his name to dollar bill, which everyone thinks is stupid so no one listens to him.

i wish john lennon were still alive.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but he's nowhere near as cool as he used to be.

I wish they'd make a faithful musical remake of The Producers, L.S.D. and all.

[O.H.M.S.S.]

Granted but they rename the title.

I wish everybody speaks English with a British accent (no offense intended).