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[Blonde Bond]

Granted... No remakes for you mister!

I wish I could fly. I wish I could touch the sky.

[elizabeth]

granted, but you fall down the minute you take off.

i wish i could see White Christmas with bing crosby.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but you're Danny (effin') Kaye.

I wish more people enjoyed OHMSS.

[The Shark]

Granted, but they're all on death row.

I wish David Arnold would be replaced for the next Bond film by someone who actually knows how to rigorously compose.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but it's John Cage.

I wish the moon was blue.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but changing the lunar cycle causes tidal waves and hurricanes on the Earth

I wish Beyonce would give up singing (and acting)!

[Agent Leiter]

Granted, but she becomes a successful author with her own talk show and is likened to Oprah.

I wish John Barry would score one last Bond film...

[St. John Smythe]

Granted, but he decides to collaborate with Ted Nugent and Jessica Simpson.

I wish J.J. Abrams would direct the next Bond film . . .

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but Zachary Quinto's the villain.

I wish I had more banana bread.

[Jose]

Granted but it's old and moldy.

I wish people wouldn't buy into the whole "the world's gonna end in 2012" thing.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted... but, now they think it already ended.

I wish I could rake a leaf in blue Kentucky grass-land.

[Blonde Bond]

Granted.... But beware of the mines!

I wish I could actually sing.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted... but, beware of the mimes!

I wish I could get this friggin' essay done in time.

[darthbond]

Granted, but you stay up all night and you lose your job.

I wish I could own Batman.

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[elizabeth]

granted, but he owns you with batarangs.

i wish i knew what to put in my essay.

[Blonde Bond]

Granted. But suddenly you forget how to put out a fire.


I wish I had the Bourne skills.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but you have the skills of Janitor Pat Bourne. You can clean up vomit like no ones business

I wish the weather would improve in Napalm City.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted: Now, it actually rains napalm.

I wish the weather outside wasn't so frightful.

[O.H.M.S.S.]

Granted, but you are can't stop transpiring because of the heat and you have a date with your favourite Bondgirl.

I wish I was on a holiday in Prague.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but Daniel Craig corners you in a hotel room and shoots you.

I wish Douglas Adams was still alive...

[Goodnight]

I wish Douglas Adams was still alive...
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Granted: he is alive, he walks and talks like a normal human, but his body is heavily decomposed.


I wish i could steal from celebrities and get away with it

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but you steal from Susan Boyle and she sings you to death.

I wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish...

[Goodnight]

I wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish I could wish...
[/quote]

granted: you have chosen your one wish, to be able to wish, which now means you cannot wish for anything else

i wish i could have daniel craig for the weekend all for myself:D

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but he shoots you in your office as an act of coolness.

I wish writers would just leave The Wizard of Oz alone, for a while; it's had enough reinventions for one century.

[trs007]

Granted, but he shoots you in your office as an act of coolness.

I wish writers would just leave The Wizard of Oz alone, for a while; it's had enough reinventions for one century.

Granted, but in their zeal for a project, they haphardly write the oft-rumored JINX movie.


I wish Eric Serra never scored Goldeneye.

[Jose]

Granted. James Horner scores the film but he decides to give us a score similar to Commando's. We get 2 hours of steel drums as a result.

I wish more people would appreciate Iron Maiden.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you're the first to be shoved in one, as a result.

I wish Huey Lewis was better appreciated in this day and age.

[BryanHerbert]

Granted but you end up plagiarizing and getting caught. You receive an "F".

I wish i back to my normal self.

Edited by BryanHerbert, 06 January 2010 - 06:14 AM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but your posts still make no sense, whatsoever.

I wish I could teach BryanHerbert proper grammar...

[Tybre]

Granted, but in turn you lose the ability to ever speak any semblance of any language in any universe for the rest of your existence.

I wish I had sidekick who used Robin-esque phrases.