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[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but he's Chris O'Donnell's Robin.

I wish I could work up the courage to put The Passion of Joan of Arc, one of the world's greatest films, in my DVD player.

[darthbond]

Granted, then the player breaks and you can't get the DVD out.

I wish there was a good Superman movie out there.

darthbond

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted: It's Supergirl.

I wish the Giant Rat of Sumatra had its story.

[BryanHerbert]

My post was moved for some reason, my posts don't make sense huh? Well if you were me you would understand what was really behind the meaning of that wish to me, your not me obliviously so you wouldn't have the faintness idea why i would wish for something like that.
I do believe i pass 6th in my class , and got straight A's in English. Just remember when your sitting at your cubicle at work i will be the one making millions.

Edited by BryanHerbert, 06 January 2010 - 06:22 AM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Just make a wish, Bryanna...

[BryanHerbert]

Don't call me Bryanna. I wish that Brosnan did another film and it was the best film ever.

[Jim]

My post was moved for some reason, my posts don't make sense huh? Well if you were me you would understand what was really behind the meaning of that wish to me, your not me obliviously so you wouldn't have the faintness idea why i would wish for something like that.
I do believe i pass 6th in my class , and got straight A's in English. Just remember when your sitting at your cubicle at work i will be the one making millions.

i believe you. Obliviously.

[BryanHerbert]

Follow the rules Jim, You got to grant the wish, and then you wish for something.

[Jim]

Follow the rules Jim, You got to grant the wish, and then you wish for something.

Expressing my wish really wouldn't be polite.

Ignore my interruption and continue with playtime.

[BryanHerbert]

Nevermind, this isn't even worth it. I wish that Brosnan did another bond film before he got old.

Edited by BryanHerbert, 06 January 2010 - 06:35 PM.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it's a remake of Never Say Never Again!

I wish it would stop snowing!

[BryanHerbert]

HAHAHAHA! That would be funny to watch lol.

Granted: It's stops snowing but it begins raining fireballs causing ultimate destruction to world.

I wish that i could be Bond for the day, and actually do a "mission" such as saving the world and getting the girl.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it's a very painful mission, and you lose your leg to a shark. By the time you've recovered in hospital, you're Bond girl has run off with your best mate and you're left crippled and alone. The only option is to take your own life...

I wish I was the Prime Minister.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but you're Harold Saxon.

I wish I had a jetpack, like in Thunderball.

[elizabeth]

granted, but you don't know how to control it and you shoot up into space and pop.

i wish i was home in new hampshire.

[Goodnight]

Granted: you get get there only to find out everyone has evacuated the area, that hurricane is going to hit in 60 seconds, id move if i was you!!


I wish that when i ask him out soon he'll say yes

Edited by Goodnight, 06 January 2010 - 09:44 PM.

[BryanHerbert]

Granted: When he finally says yes, in all the excitement you pass out and u take a hard fall. When u awaken your in a hospital and you can't remember anything.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; it's the $1 lottery, and you're now $1 richer.

I wish I could "dance into the fire".

[elizabeth]

granted, but you burn.

i wish i had remembered my flash drive today.

[BryanHerbert]

Granted but as your sitting on the bus ride to a very important meeting it falls out of your pocket .


I wish i was surrounded by several beautiful women waiting to seduce me lol.

[Jose]

Granted but your girlfriend walks in, and thinking the worst, screams at you, calling you all sorts of names, embarrassing you in front of the several beautiful women. She then drags you away by the ear.

I wish Roger Moore would come back. With an underwater car or some kind of jetpack. Or a hover-gondola and a Union Jack.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but he only agrees to come back if he gets to have Johnny English as his sidekick who completely ruins the comeback, and the movie goes overbudget because the car springs a leak and sinks, causing EON to go bankrupt.

I wish Steve stayed on Blues Clues instead of Joe. (Sorry, the problem with parents making wishes

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; Steve becomes a heroin addict and dies live on television.

I wish "helicopter parents" would just fly away...

[DamnCoffee]

Granted, but the whole country is against you.

I with his pointless thread would be locked...

[elizabeth]

granted, but everyone here likes to have fun.

i wish i was iago.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, you are iago from Aladdin.

I wish MHarkin would be locked

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; so are you.

I wish Mharkin would grow to love QOS, again.

[Goodnight]

Granted: but everyone else hates it


I wish i could live my life as a female version of james bond:)

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you die of syphilis before 50.

I wish I could eliminate body odour forever...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the cure for B.O. involves genetically mutating your body so you can't sweat, meaning that if you go on a run or go sunbathing, you can't sweat. Your body will overheat and you will die.

I wish I had a time machine.