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[elizabeth]

Granted, you trip.

I wish I knew Gerry Marsden.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; nobody knows who that is.

I wish I had a pet platypus...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it has a nasty habit of biting you

I wish I was better looking

[elizabeth]

Granted, but Timothy Dalton is your avatar.

I wish I had more Tag-alongs.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; they're the actual people, not the cookies, and they're very angry at you for abducting them...

I wish I had a snowcone.

[coco1997]

Granted; they're the actual people, not the cookies, and they're very angry at you for abducting them...

I wish I had a snowcone.

Granted, that yellow-colored flavoring is not lemon...

I wish it would stop snowing.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you get a 30-year-drought, instead.

I wish I had a banana boat...

[DamnCoffee]

Granted, but you can't control it.

I wish people would stop posting in this thread again and again just to bump up their post count.

[Jose]

Granted, but your wish backfires; your post count doesn't change.

I wish Graham Chapman was still alive.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but no one knows who that is.

I wish they had given out $1 pizza and soda for seniors at lunch today instead of Friday so I wouldn't have had to buy lunch today.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you are now broke, and can't pay for anything, even lunch.

I wish I wasn't so jittery, right now...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you turn into a rocket and blast off into space and pop.

I wish John and George were still alive.

[Jose]

Granted but they don't feel like picking up their instruments with Ringo and Paul for a Beatles reunion or anything like that. They become very reclusive and shy away from contact with the outside world.

I wish I could find the Triforce.

Edited by Jose, 12 February 2010 - 02:30 AM.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but no one likes or cares about Zelda or what you want at all.

I wish Jose would stop being so mean to me.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but only once he cuts off your nose to spite your face.


I wish I had a banana mochaccino...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but I don't know what that is.

I wish the Lord would bring Chelsea back.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but he doesn't know who Chelsea is.


I wish I could enjoy life without worrying.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but God creates a black cloud which looms over you perpetually.

I wish I could marry Jay Gatsby.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but he keeps standing outside looking at a green light rather than spending time with you. You're forced to leave him...

I wish I could sing in tune

[Goodnight]

Granted, but only in the note 'a flat'.


I wish I was in Disneyland Paris now (not wait until June).

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it's closed for Easter

I wish I could play football like Lionel Messi

[elizabeth]

Granted, but no one knows who that is.

I wish we could hurry up and finish [u]Great Expectations and watch the 1946 version of the film adaptation with John Mills and Alec Guinness. <3

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but who the bloody hell wants to do that?

I wish I owned a tame fox...

[Jose]

Granted; a taxidermist gave it to you.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Edited by Jose, 07 April 2010 - 01:14 AM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; here's the final Monty Python movie.


I wish I had an Auntie Anne's pretzel...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but there's no cheese on it.

I wish Great Expectations would get here already!

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but the VHS tape you get is broken, and you have to wait another eight weeks for a replacement.


I wish I had some food in my stomach...

[Jose]

Granted but you're John Hurt in Alien...

I wish I had someone would do my homework for me.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you'll get a horrendous grade for it.



I wish I had the guts to talk to this fella I like, at the gym (instead of just smiling at him).

[elizabeth]

Granted, but tradition states that guys approach girls (don't worry, I feel your pain because prom is coming up and I don't have a date).

I wish I didn't have to do a 3-page study guide for AP Gov.