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[Goodnight]

Granted, but they just imitate the sound of waves and it you can't get it out of your head.


I wish I could be in the British army NOW and not have to wait til the end of my deferral period. (Should have shut up about my effin' eczema...if only I'd known beforehand)

[elizabeth]

Granted, but as soon as you finish typing that, the French army travels across the English channel and destroys the entire army.

I wish I wasn't having writer's block about a Great Expectations fanfiction.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; now, you can't help but pair Pip up with Edward Cullen.


I wish I could think of this girl's name...

[elizabeth]

Granted; it's my name!

I wish I had a date for prom.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; it's Mrs. Havisham.


I wish this person on Facebook would confirm me as a friend...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but they're adding you as a joke

I wish I could get this song out of my head

[Goodnight]

Granted but now you can't remember anything at all.


I wish I had the guts and the nerve to become a professional gambler (and not have to do a proper job)

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you play cards with James Bond one night and lose everything, forcing Quantum to come after you and clean up your... messes.


I wish the States could get Doctor Who episodes when they're new!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but every other TV show in America has to take a budget cut to pay for the imports, meaning the quality of the shows decline

I wish I could walk faster

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you don't look where you're going, fall down an open manhole, and die.


I wish I could do well on my upcoming exams...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you suddenly forget all the material when you get the exam!

I wish I could go to the Victorian Era and meet Pip and Herbert...

Edited by elizabeth, 11 May 2010 - 09:25 PM.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but you find out the do strange things with each other. (Sorry)

I wish Harkin hadn't made his wish.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; Adolf Hitler makes the wish, instead.


I wish I had some really good lasagna...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, it's made with real insects...

I wish I wasn't so hungover

[Goodnight]

Granted, you will tortured instead.


I wish I could afford this.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?p...p;id=1152005297
(From Harrods, Knightsbridge, London)

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you find out they do strange things with each other. (Sorry)

I wish Harkin hadn't made his wish.

That gave me strange visions.

Granted, but I can't see it.

I wish I could have the man in this picture:

Edited by elizabeth, 12 May 2010 - 10:10 PM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you have his rotting corpse.


I wish I had beer...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, it's warm

I wish my housemates would clean up their mess!

[elizabeth]

Granted; they make MORE mess!

I wish Disneyland would hurry up and get here.

[Jose]

Granted. Unfortunately, because Disneyland is rushed over, management decides that admission prices will go up 200 percent. They also declare that no discounts will permitted under any circumstances.

I wish I had a backward-compatible PlayStation 3.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; now, it only plays Pong.


I wish I had a donkey...

[elizabeth]

Granted, it's Donkey from Shrek, so he never stops talking.

I wish I didn't have a disability...

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; now, you have an ability that nobody wants you to share.


I wish I had a tan...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it burns

I wish I hadn't just paid £35 to have my eyes tested when they're fine!

[Goodnight]

Granted but you see dead people.


I wish I knew the name of the young fella in the BMW that I keep seeing.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but it's John Mills, MY dream guy (one of them, at least)!

I wish my DS were charged.

[Jose]

Granted; it's charged but both screens don't work. And the stylus is missing.

I wish George Carlin was still alive.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; he's now horribly unfunny.


I wish I had some blueberry juice...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, it's gone off

I wish that hot weather girl would jump out of the TV

[Goodnight]

Granted, but she misjudges the jump, trips, breaks her neck and dies.



I wish I owned 'The Nurburgring'