2238 replies to this topic

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you have to run the Boston Marathon, instead.


I wish I had the ability to freeze time...

[elizabeth]

Granted. You freeze as well.

I wish I could stop having John Mills as Pip withdrawals.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; now, you have cocaine withdrawals.


I wish Bela Lugosi could come back from the dead...

[Jose]

Granted. Seeing him comes back to life scares you to death.

I wish I had better grammar.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you annoy everyone with your attention to detail, and you die a poor hermit, correcting every mispelled text message you get.

I wish I had a better way to empty my bladder than via the toilet...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but no one knows who that is.

Seriously?!

Granted, but it's a very painful method of urination!!!

I wish Friends was still on (I mean new episodes, not repeats)

[Jose]

Granted; but they've recast everyone with piss-poor actors.

I wish we had a good modern Bond video game.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; no one will ever know about it.

I wish they still made Kina Lillet...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but they stop making gin and vodka

I wish everyone would realise Glee is a terrible terrible show

[Goodnight]

Granted it's been axed, but it's been replaced with 'Britain's got the celebrity love x factor on ice'


I wish my BMW looked as good as the rest of my friends cars on http://forum.darkline.org.uk/

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, it looks great, but it's drives really badly

I wish I knew more about the crusades so I could get this flaming essay done!

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; welcome to the Crusades, heretic!


I wish I had more than a mint to go on...

[elizabeth]

Granted; you now have nothing to go on.

I wish I was watching Great Expectations right now...

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; here's a pair of binoculars and the original book.


I wish Bond 23 would go back into production...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it's yet another remake of Thunderball

I wish I didn't use CBN as an excuse for not writing my essays!

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; now pørn's your excuse!


I wish I had a hook-up quality...

[elizabeth]

Granted; it's your nerdiness.

I wish my knees would stop feeling so weird.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; now your elbows are feeling weird.


I wish Louie Louie would come back on the radio...

[elizabeth]

Granted; "In the Jungle" comes on instead.

I wish my mom would put my dad's password in so I can download Beach Boys Christmas songs.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but when you log on to his profile you discover something you really didn't want to know...

I wish Fresh Prince of Bel Air was back on the box

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; the lead character is DJ Jazzy Jeff.


I wish I had a porkpie hat...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but someone eats it

I wish my uni course was more interesting

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; now, you're bungee-jumping off a dam for course credits.


I wish I had The Making of OHMSS in my hands, right now...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it reveals that George Lazenby and Diana Rigg did VERY strange things with garlic...

I wish I could speak better German

[elizabeth]

Granted; Germans now speak Arabic, and now you have to learn the characters.

I wish that I would stop getting the 4 angle measure on the unit circle confused (yes, math nerds, I know that there's more than 4 angle measures on the unit circle. It's just these 4 I get confused).

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you've just confused your teacher to death.


I wish I had an MGM-shaped pinata...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but it's in the shape of Warner Bros.

I wish it were Christmastime.

Edited by elizabeth, 23 April 2010 - 10:41 PM.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you don't get presents.


I wish I had some food in my stomach...

[Jose]

Granted; unfortunately, you're John Hurt in Alien.

I wish I had a bottle of whiskey.

[elizabeth]

Granted; it's empty.

I wish the Beatles wrote surfin' tunes.