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[elizabeth]

Granted, but no one knows what that is.

I wish there wasn't going to be any fireworks at Disneyland.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; now, there's fireworks in your very own home!


I wish I had some grape-nuts...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but no one knows what those are.

I wish I was surfin' now.

[trs007]

Granted, but the sea is as calm as ever and as flat as a pancake.



I wish I was a millionaire.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; now, you are a dead millionaire!


I wish Louie Louie wasn't so damned catchy...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but now the Beach Boys sing it. +1 for me!

I wish I was re-watching the Indiana Jones trilogy right now.

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[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; all three films are Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and you can't look away.


I wish I had some gummi bears...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but they get stuck in your mouth.

I wish I had my phone back.

[Jose]

Granted. The wiring is all messed up; thus, rendering it damn near impossible to use.

I wish I hadn't spent the whole day playing Earthworm Jim.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you have now spent all day playing... with yourself.


I wish my crap wasn't so runny...

[Righty007]

Granted; you have now spent all day playing... with yourself.


I wish my crap wasn't so runny...

Why are you talking about ejaculate on the CBn Forums?

Earthworm Jim is a video game, by the way.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but now it's really hard...

I wish I could remember things better

[Goodnight]

Granted you remember the tunes of songs you hate.


I wish I weren't unwell right now, so I could go to the gym.

[elizabeth]

Granted; you feel better, but the gym is closed.

I wish Indiana Jones were my boyfriend.

[Eric Stromberg]

Granted; you feel better, but the gym is closed.

I wish Indiana Jones were my boyfriend.

Granted; you and Indiana Jones are madly, hotly in love, but now the creators have re-cast role with Shia LeBouf.

I wish Megan Fox would jump off a bridge with my bed positioned under it.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; she breaks her neck in the landing, and now all you have is her corpse.


I wish Nick Drake had lived longer, and produced great music in the process...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but no one knows who that is.

I wish I really was somewhere secret with Alec Guinness.

[Goodnight]

Granted, you can stay in the North pole together.


I wish I could go to another country, just for a few days, without anybody questioning my actions.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you don't have a passport!

I wish I had found the actual marketplace scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark instead of the sword/gun fight for my presentation in English tomorrow.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you are now stuck in a water barrel that explodes on a Nazi truck.


I wish I had a marshmallow cream pie before me...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but someone thinks you're a clown and throws it at you

I wish I was more focused

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you now work yourself to death.


I wish I had a magic eraser...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but you accidentally use it on yourself

I wish the world was a more forgiving place

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; the most vicious mass-murders have now been let out of jail on clemency, and arrive at your doorstep to murder your out of gratitude.


I wish I had a flatscreen, widescreen TV...

[Jose]

Granted. You are now Winston Smith...

I wish Bond would find a new home.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; he is now a vagrant who lives in a refridgerator box.


I wish I had a leg to stand on...

[volante]

Granted, But only one

I wish it would stop raining

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you've just started a forty-year drought in your area.


I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...

[coco1997]

Granted, you would be flaccid.

I wish fat chicks didn't act and dress like they were hot.

[Eric Stromberg]

Granted, you would be flaccid.

I wish fat chicks didn't act and dress like they were hot.

Granted, but since your wish was vague now NO women may ever wear sexy clothes again

I wish the girl who gave me this rash would come and take it back