2238 replies to this topic

[moorebond82]

Granted your sardine pizza will arrive in about 4 hours.

I wish that The Ramones were still together.

[darthbond]

granted, but they aren't playing anything, they're just sitting around like chouch patatoes.

I wish Nirvana was still around and they were signed to do the next bond song.

darthbond

Edited by darthbond, 19 December 2006 - 03:07 PM.

[00Twelve]

Granted, but without Cobain, they fall quickly back into obscurity.

I wish the Colts would win the Superbowl.

[Trey]

Granted, during the SB, there are no good commercials, the game is such a blowout it's not worth watching, and afterwards, Peyton Manning retires.




I wish I had a 2006, working Aston Martin DB5

[00Twelve]

granted...but you get carjacked on your first ride.

I wish I had a well-mannered, paper-trained puppy.

[moorebond82]

Granted your dog now knows how to read the paper but he still uses the couch as a bathroom.

I wish i could be in a Ladder Match for WWE

[Mister Asterix]

Granted. And you lose. Bad.

Really bad.



I wish my dog could fly.

[moorebond82]

Granted

But he flys to scaramangas island and you never see him again.



I wish i had a 1987 Aston Martin Volante

[Exar Kun]

granted but your girlfriend gave it to her mom for christmas.

I wish I could write a best selling novel.

[moorebond82]

Granted you write it but someone else takes credit for it and becomes rich.

I wish people could see things my way.

[00Twelve]

Granted, but there would be no uniqueness ever again.

I wish I still had my bike.

[moorebond82]

Granted but the tires are flat and you forgot how to ride.

I wish i could visit the scaramanga islands

[00Twelve]

Granted, but the Chinese capture you and you never see home again.

I wish I could have a house on Lake Como, Italy.

[moorebond82]

Granted

But your house falls into the lake.

I wish i could go and see a sumo match.

[00Twelve]

Granted, but one of the wrestlers gets pushed out of the ring onto you, and you have to go to the hospital, and you don't speak Japanese.

I wish I could learn Japanese.

[moorebond82]

Granted but nobody cares

I wish i could play a villian in a james bond picture.

[00Twelve]

Granted...you go down in history as the worst villain ever.

I wish I could be an ally in a Bond flick.

[moorebond82]

Granted you play the sacrificial lamb and die when bond uses you as a shield.


I wish i had the golden gun

[00Twelve]

granted...but you can't aim and so you never get hired.

I wish I had the garrotte watch.

[moorebond82]

Granted it gets used against you......

I wish i could visit the Eiffel Tower

[00Twelve]

Granted...you get mugged by a Frenchman.

I wish I could see El Capitan.

[moorebond82]

Granted but you spontaneously blow up seconds later


I wish that they had used Blofeld in TSWLM

[00Twelve]

Granted, but they get sued and Kevin McClory owns "The Spy Who Loved Me" as well.

I wish Blofeld had been played by Pleasance all three times.

[moorebond82]

Granted but they turn Blofeld into the hero of the movies.

I wish the Spangled Mob would be used in a james bond movie.

[00Twelve]

Granted, but they're all prissy.

I wish I could see 005 or 001 in a Bond movie.

[Trey]

Granted, Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler play them.



I wish Casino Royale was pulled from the theatres today and released on DVD tomorrow.

[moorebond82]

Granted the dvd is avaiable only in japan

[David_Niven]

Granted it's avaiable to everyone but you.




I wish i owned the casino royale

Edited by David_Niven, 21 December 2006 - 01:24 AM.

[darthbond]

Granted, a bill for 15 million dollars is sent to your house and you recieve it in time for christmas. Although they have rufused you an export permit.

I wish I could have a white snowy christmas this year.

darthbond

Edited by darthbond, 21 December 2006 - 10:05 PM.

[Trey]

Granted, the high winds shatter your windows and snow floods into your house.



I wish Stacy Sutton wasn't in A View to a Kill.