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#91 Clouseau

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 03:13 PM

I wish Charmed didn't end so crappily

Granted. it never began, to start with!

i wish i could type a full sentence without the phone interrupting me! :tup:

#92 Mister Asterix

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 04:07 PM

Granted. Now you are interupted by falling boulders.

I wish I had a spoon.


#93 Clouseau

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 04:32 PM

I wish I had a spoon.

Granted, but it's made of paper, and is incapable of picking up or holding anything.

i wish i knew someone whose real name was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, and his name was my name, too.

#94 Matt_13

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 04:37 PM

Granted, but you are believed to be the real John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt who is in fact a terrorist in which case you are taken down by elite members of the Duxieme Bureau.

I wish I had a banana.

#95 Icephoenix

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 04:46 PM

Granted, but it's cocaine flavoured and blown up by Connery's Bond.

I wish I was a rich man, na na na na na na.

#96 Matt_13

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 05:00 PM

Granted but you go bankrupt after investing it all in the stock market which crashes the day after you put it all in. na na na na na na na!

I wish I owned a cruise ship!

#97 Clouseau

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 05:24 PM

I wish I owned a cruise ship!

Granted, but it sank (can you say "Titanic"?!)

i wish i was on TV

#98 Icephoenix

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Posted 21 June 2006 - 06:10 PM

Granted, but it's put on the air by the local police to warn residents there is a sex offender living in the area.

I wish I had the Australian Navy had better submarines.

#99 Clouseau

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 12:13 PM

Granted, and they use their subs to launch missiles against your house!

i wish i owned my own custom-fit tuxedo

#100 Jaws0178

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 06:51 PM

Granted, come to find out, it is custom fitted to a toddler

I wish I owned a full sized Aston Martin V-12 Vanquish legally!

#101 Clouseau

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 07:37 PM

Granted, but it was totalled in an accident, and looks more like a heap of twisted metal than anything road-worthy.

i wish i had an ink pen.

#102 Mister Asterix

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Posted 22 June 2006 - 07:56 PM

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#103 Jaws0178

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Posted 23 June 2006 - 01:48 AM

Granted, but it is 72 degrees Farenheit in North Carolina, and it is 200 degrees where you are :-D

I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! Hooray!

#104 Clouseau

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Posted 24 June 2006 - 12:05 PM

I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! Hooray!

Granted, but she claims it was rape, and you get sent to prison where somebody returns the favor! :tup:

i wish my wife would fix the tag on my robe, because it's torn on one end, and it keeps itching my neck!

Edited by Clouseau, 24 June 2006 - 12:06 PM.


#105 Jaws0178

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Posted 27 June 2006 - 04:52 AM

Granted, however, your wife sews the tag on your robe onto the bottom of your robe, making it very small

I wish that The Pink Panther (movies and cartoons) would constantly play on Television. (Lets see you corrupt that one, Clouseau :-P )

#106 Clouseau

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Posted 27 June 2006 - 06:44 AM

I wish that The Pink Panther (movies and cartoons) would constantly play on Television. (Lets see you corrupt that one, Clouseau :-P )

Granted, but you don't get that channel! :D
(i, on the other hand, watch it day and night!)

i wish my wishes could not be corrupted. :tup:

#107 Icephoenix

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Posted 27 June 2006 - 07:06 AM

Granted, but the person granting it is corrupted...and you are eaten by a lion.

I wish I had a bowl of blue M&M's.

#108 Clouseau

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Posted 27 June 2006 - 07:32 AM

I wish I had a bowl of blue M&M's.

Granted, but your M&Ms are eaten........by a lion! :tup:

i wish i could sleep better at night.

#109 Icephoenix

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Posted 27 June 2006 - 07:42 AM

Granted, but you fall asleep...in the stomach of a lion! :tup:

I wish all lion's were dead.

#110 Krilencu

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Posted 27 June 2006 - 11:07 AM

Granted, but the rabbits inherit the Earth then.
I wish I had the Ultimate edition Attache Case right now. For free.

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Posted 27 June 2006 - 12:16 PM

Granted, but upon opening it you are knocked out by gas.

I wish they would stop making Law & Order and CSI spin-offs.

#112 Clouseau

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Posted 27 June 2006 - 12:40 PM

I wish they would stop making Law & Order and CSI spin-offs.

Granted, but now every single channel plays nothing but re-runs of the Law & Order and CSI spin-offs 24/7!

i wish i could stop and start the rain whenever i want to.

#113 Krilencu

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 09:45 AM

Granted, bit it only rains men (as in "It's Raining Men, Halleluya")
I wish I met Daniel Craig in the street of my home town.

Edited by Krilencu, 28 June 2006 - 09:46 AM.


#114 Clouseau

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 12:23 PM

I wish I met Daniel Craig in the street of my home town.

Granted, but it's not Daniel Craig the actor, it's Daniel Craig the undercover cop whom you tried to sell drugs to and ended up getting busted by! :tup:

i wish my nose would stop running.

#115 Jaws0178

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 09:26 PM

Granted. It starts walking instead :tup: (Yeah, yeah, cheesy)

I wish there was a network that constantly played "The Dukes of Hazzard" that I got!

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Posted 29 June 2006 - 03:44 AM

Granted but it is always fuzzy to where you cant make out whats going on.

I wish I could own a hd tv plasma =)

#117 Krilencu

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 07:41 AM

Granted, but it is not compatible with your dvd player.

Moderator’s note: Cut that out.

Edited by Mister Asterix, 30 June 2006 - 04:43 PM.


#118 Clouseau

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 01:39 PM

granted, but there's no such thing as acronyms and abbreviations - they were never invented or even thought of - so you have to type everything out long-hand (On Her Majesty's Secret Service, The World Is Not Enough, ...)

takes all the fun out of it, doesn't it? :tup:

i wish movies were released on DVD the same day they were released in theaters.

#119 Mister Asterix

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 04:46 PM

Granted, but now all of the theatres have gone bankrupt and because there is no longer competition from threatres the movie industry down grades the quality of the DVDs.

I wish my toe nail clippings automatically tossed them self in to the rubbage just after I clipped them.


#120 Clouseau

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Posted 30 June 2006 - 05:49 PM

granted, but they're only in there long enough to get into something nasty/disgusting, and then they get themselves back out of the trash and try to re-attach themselves to your feet!

i wish my new computer would build itself (and correctly), so i wouldn't have to mess with trying to put it all together myself!