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[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but not the actor Daniel Craig, a hobo with the same name!


I wish I was Pierce Brosnan!

[Clouseau]

I wish I was Pierce Brosnan!

Granted, but you're Pierce Brosnan, 40 years into the future, not now, so you're in your 90s, and missed all the best experiences!

and i think we missed one:

I wish Jupiter was green!

Granted, but you're blind, so you can't see it.

now, i wish i was psychic.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but you can only read the minds of your best friends (no-one else)


I wish I was the smartest person ever.

[Clouseau]

I wish I was the smartest person ever.

Granted, but you're also deaf, dumb (mute), and paralyzed from the neck down!

i wish i owned a trench coat.

Edited by Clouseau, 14 June 2006 - 05:37 PM.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but I steal it from you.


I wish I had a a dollar/pound for every time someone watched a James Bond movie! (I would be rich)!

[Clouseau]

I wish I had a a dollar/pound for every time someone watched a James Bond movie! (I would be rich)!

Granted, but you have to PAY a dollar/pound for every time someone watched a Star Wars movie (you would be poor)!

i wish i had a licence to kill (not the movie, the licence!).

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but it is just a replica, and so is not real!

I wish I had the rights to FRWL! (I would make so many remakes, it would not be funny! )

[Clouseau]

I wish I had the rights to FRWL! (I would make so many remakes, it would not be funny! )

Granted, and you're right, it wouldn't be funny, because you only have the rights to FRWL, the newspaper comic strip, and after the first or second incarnation, people would be sick of it!

i wish i owned the copyrights and trademarks to all the James Bond books and films.

Edited by Clouseau, 14 June 2006 - 07:10 PM.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but you lose them after getting in a fight with Eon/Broccoli and some other people.


I wish Ian Fleming had wrote more books! (I have read every Fleming book at least twice, and I wish he had not died!)

[Clouseau]

I wish Ian Fleming had wrote more books!

Granted, but they were never published, and the original manuscripts have been lost/destroyed.

i wish i had a remote like the one in Click, that could control real life.

[the doctor]

granted but the batteries used to power it dont exist.

i wish i owned a spaceship (that works!)

[Icephoenix]

Granted, but it's just a ship...with lots of space inside.

I wish I had a stripper factory and a beer volcano.

[Clouseau]

I wish I had a stripper factory and a beer volcano.

Granted, but the factory only produces MALE strippers, and when the volcano erupts, you drown in the beer!

i wish i could type 1,000 words per minute.

Edited by Clouseau, 15 June 2006 - 01:50 PM.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but you can not read!

I wish I had a clone of Ursulla Andress, Daniela Bianchi, and Maud Adams, WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL! And they did whatever I told them to... (dirty thoughts )

Edited by Pierce_Brosnan, 15 June 2006 - 03:52 PM.

[Clouseau]

I wish I had a clone of Ursulla Andress, Daniela Bianchi, and Maud Adams, WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL! And they did whatever I told them to... (dirty thoughts )

Granted, but you're a mute, and they cannot read or understand sign language, so you're unable to tell them to do anything!

i wish the weather outside my house would be sunny and 73

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but it rains and is cold every other day in your life!


I wish I had a movie vault that had every movie every made, and NO it is not broken!

[Clouseau]

I wish I had a movie vault that had every movie every made, and NO it is not broken!

yeah, it works fine, but there's no key, and you've forgotten the combination!

i wish i always had enough cash on hand to buy whatever i wanted, and whenever i ran out, if i saw something else i wanted, i'd just magically have more!

[Jaws0178]

Granted, unfortunately, it is monopoly cash

I wish I had three wishes

[Clouseau]

I wish I had three wishes

Granted, but only the first one will be granted. Scratch that, the first one just was granted!

i wish the bank would make an error in my favor, giving me a million dollars, and the error was never discovered (by them), so i don't have to give it back!

Edited by Clouseau, 15 June 2006 - 05:52 PM.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but the bank made an error and you made millions... IN THE GAME OF MONOPOLY!



I wish I had unlimited wishes that never ran out!

[Clouseau]

I wish I had unlimited wishes that never ran out!

Granted. you can wish for anything you like, as often as you like. but that doesn't mean you get what you ask for!

i wish my singing voice sounded like Elvis Presley.

Edited by Clouseau, 15 June 2006 - 06:11 PM.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but it is dead Elvis Presley

I wish I were aboard the Titanic with the knowledge I have today

[Clouseau]

I wish I were aboard the Titanic with the knowledge I have today

Granted, but nobody takes you seriously, the boat still sinks, and you drown

i wish i had a counterfeiting press, and it was so good, nobody could tell the difference between what i make and real money!

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but you have not acomplished anything!


I wish I was the most influential person ever!

[ThunderhearT]

Granted you are a cocaine dealer

I wish our town got more rain

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but you have a never-ending flood!



I wish I wrote a book, and it sold MILLIONS of copies!

[Mathis05]

Granted, but its a Neo-Nazi tribute to Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini and it re-inviggorates the Nazi party, causing a second Holocaust and everyone lays sole blame on you

I wish none of my wishes in this forum could ever be corrupted!!!!

Edited by Mathis05, 16 June 2006 - 12:49 AM.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but then I would ban you from the forum!


I wish I was Sean Connery when he was a young actor.

[Mathis05]

Granted, but you never land the role of James Bond!!!!

I wish the Bond Films were made in the order the books were released with all the same actors, though; Connery starting w/ CR, LALD, Moonraker....and closer to the novels

Edited by Mathis05, 16 June 2006 - 05:03 PM.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but the next day, they break up

I wish I could date Drew Barrymore, the actress