2238 replies to this topic

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but now you hate Sean Connery also!


I wish I could grow wing and fly, up in the sky!

[Matt_13]

Granted, but you're mistaken for South Korean Spy Plane and shot down while flying over Washington.

I wish I was married to Jessica Alba...

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but not the supermodel Alba, a hobo named Jessica Alba!

I wish I was the most healthy person ever!

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but in Star Trek: The Next Generation fashion, you make everyone else rapidly grow old and die.

I wish telemarketers did not exist.

[Clouseau]

I wish telemarketers did not exist.

Granted. welcome to a life where telephones were never invented!

i wish that when i die, it will be a quiet and peaceful death, and i will not have any physical pain or suffering.

[Icephoenix]

Granted, but you end up in hell with an eternity of loud and chaotic physical pain and sufferning.

I wish this wish isn't granted.

[Matt_13]

What wish? You never wished anything... so um... GRANTED!!!

I wish that TWINE will be accepted on the forums as a great film!

Edited by Matt_13, 17 June 2006 - 03:26 PM.

[Clouseau]

I wish that TWINE will be accepted on the forums as a great film!

Granted. it's accepted as a great film on the Spongebob Squarepants Fans Forum.

i wish i could take a tour of Buckingham Palace.

[Quartermaster007]

I wish that TWINE will be accepted on the forums as a great film!

Granted. it's accepted as a great film on the Spongebob Squarepants Fans Forum.

i wish i could take a tour of Buckingham Palace.

Granted, you're in the same tour as a suicide bomber.

I wish I could go back in time to 1964.

[Clouseau]

I wish I could go back in time to 1964.

Granted. you are born on December 31, 1964 at 11:59pm to a clan of a not-yet-discovered African tribe deep in the jungle.

i wish my grandpa was still alive and healthy.

[Jaws0178]

Ooh, thats a tough one.

Granted, but he is not your grandpa, and you never met him

I wish, I wish, I was a fish

[Mathis05]

Granted, but you could never rhyme again

I wish Lazenby and Dalton each made a few more succesful Bond films without damage to the series

[Clouseau]

Granted, but Connery only made 1 Bond film, and Moore and Brosnan never made any.

i wish i was a personal friend (platonic, of course!) of actors Steve Martin and Clive Owen.

Edited by Clouseau, 18 June 2006 - 06:01 AM.

[Pierce_Brosnan]

Granted, but they grow to hate you!

I wish I had an Omega seamaster, BUT WITH GADGETS BUILT IN LIKE THE MOVIES!

[Clouseau]

I wish I had an Omega seamaster, BUT WITH GADGETS BUILT IN LIKE THE MOVIES!

Granted, but you lose it.

i wish i had a 54" widescreen plasma TV with a surround sound stereo setup, and a great big soft, cushiony couch!

[Icephoenix]

Granted, but the Plasma screen suffers from Burn-in (premature aging of the plasma picture) making the image fade and eventually burn out.

The poilce surround your house when they find out your surround system is actually stolen.

And to top things off your couch is made from the skin of many abducted hitch-hikers.

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I wish that the theory of relativity was irrelevant to this topic.

[Clouseau]

I wish that the theory of relativity was irrelevant to this topic.

Granted, but unless you write a term paper on said theory and post it in another thread here on the forums, your computer will self-disctuct in 30 seconds!

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i wish i could mimmick Peter Sellers' Jacques Clouseau accent perfectly without thinking about it...

[Mister Asterix]

Granted, but only when you are not thinking about it.

I wish I had an Oreo cookie.

[Quartermaster007]

Granted, but only when you are not thinking about it.

I wish I had an Oreo cookie.

Granted, it is crushed.

I wish I could meet all five Bond actors.

[Double-Oh-Zero]

Granted. You "met" each of them in court on stalking charges, you twisted, twisted man.

I wish I was dead.

[Mister Asterix]

Granted.

I wish I had some frozen custard for my crushed Oreo to top.

[Clouseau]

Granted, but you're in a walk-in freezer, and the custard is frozen hard as a rock!

i wish a mod would lock this thread.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but they also lock your account!

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!

[Icephoenix]

Granted, but it turns out your just a German comedian named Oscar Meyer Weiner.

I wish I had an ambidextrous cat.

[Matt_13]

Granted, but it uses both claws to demolish your furniture and your skin at twice the speed!

I wish I owned Disney World and could go there every day for free!

[Clouseau]

Granted, but you also let everyone else go in for free, so you can't pay anyone, and you go bankrupt and have to shut it down!

i wish i got my regular paycheck but didn't have to go to work to get it anymore!

[Icephoenix]

Granted, but the cheques bounce.

I wish I owned a laser from Moonraker.

[Tiin007]

Granted, but the authorities find out and sentence you to life in prison.

I wish I owned every single edition of every single Bond book ever published.

[shady ginzo]

Granted, but shortly after purchase your libtary is struck by a catastrophic fire and you become the most resented person in the history of expionage fiction.

I wish I owned 100% rights to 24!!! jack bauer's ace!

Edited by shady ginzo, 20 June 2006 - 09:36 PM.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but come to find out, you own the rights to the number, not the show

I wish Charmed didn't end so crappily