2238 replies to this topic

[Trey]

Granted, but you discover that you're actually at a party held in the forests of Neverland Ranch.

I wish George Lazenby wasn't in OHMSS.

Edited by Trey, 23 September 2006 - 03:31 PM.

[Clouseau]

Granted, but he's in all 19 of the other Bond films!

i wish i could imitate any dialect of any language in the entire world at any time i wanted to.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, however, you sound like a 12 year old little girl when you do.

I wish for World Peace. Corrupt that

[Blunt Instrument]

Granted...

But mankind now lives under strict totalitarian rule where free thinking is suppressed with emotion-killing drugs.


I wish I could fly.

[AgentZ]

Granted. You're on the next troop transport to Iraq....

I wish it was Nov. 17, 2006.

[Trey]

Granted, because time has passed by so quickly, the distribution of Casino Royale has been mixed up, and will not be released until late next year.

I wish I could meet Sean Connery and Roger Moore.

[Blunt Instrument]

Granted but Connery is in his red Zardoz S&M outfit.

Granted. You're on the next troop transport to Iraq....

Not. Funny.
My cousin is in Iraq right now...



I wish I was Batman

[DavidSomerset]

I wish I was Batman

Granted, But Robin has told all about your perversions to the National Enquirer. One Night in Robin is the DVD hit of the year.

I wish I could screen test the next Bond gals for Bond 22.

[Blunt Instrument]

Granted, but like Kristina Wayborn, they all used to be guys.



I wish Sean Connery would say "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!!" to me...

[DavidSomerset]

Granted, then immediately he will say, "Oops, I meant to say Who is the bitch now, man"

[Clouseau]

no new wish, DavidSomerset?

[Thunderfinger]

I wish DavidSomerset would make a wish.

[Clouseau]

I wish DavidSomerset would make a wish.

granted, but somebody will corrupt it? i dunno

[Jaws0178]

I wish the doctor could find DavidSomerset

[Thunderfinger]

Granted,but he will kill him with his broadsword when he does.

[Clouseau]

i wish we could just continue this thread without DavidSommerset, since he doesn't seem to be coming back...

[DavidSomerset]

I wish that you folks carry on the game without me.

[Vauxhall]

Granted, but your role took on a great significance that even you couldn't have estimated! There were lost souls inhabiting this thread looking for you for guidance!

I wish that crumbs would pick themselves up.

[Double-0-7]

Granted, but many crumbs do not mae a loaf!

I wish that DavidSomerset would play just a little longer

Granted, but he is playing kickball with your severed head!

I wish that the crazies would quit shooting up kids in school.

[DavidSomerset]

Granted, and now the kids have started shooting the crazies in the school.
I wish I could be the first person in the world to see the final release print of CR.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but you have been transported to 1967 and that is the CR you watched.

I wish I had a hollowed out volcano from DavidSomerset

[DavidSomerset]

Granted, and it erupts just when you are explaining your world domination plan to 007.
I wish I had X-Ray googles like in TWINE.

[Jaws0178]

Granted, but rather than seeing through peoples clothes, you see through their skin to the bones. Come to think of it, that would actually be kind of cool.

I wish they made another 007 movie with the character Jaws.

[DavidSomerset]

Granted, Jaws will be in Bond 22 but now he is a old doddering man with plastic dentures in SunnyAcres retirment home in Florida.
I wish they made a Bond movie where the Bond girls (3 of them) would be in itsy bitsy bikinis throughout the movie.

[Clouseau]

I wish that you folks carry on the game without me.

hey! that was MY wish! how dare you steal my wish?!?!?!

I wish they made a Bond movie where the Bond girls (3 of them) would be in itsy bitsy bikinis throughout the movie.

Granted, but each of the girls weighs 400 lbs, and they look hideous!

i wish i could eat anything i wanted, any time i wanted, and i would never get fat.

[Blonde Bond]

i wish i could eat anything i wanted, any time i wanted, and i would never get fat.

Granted.

But you will be cursed and every bite you take, you lose some weight till there's nothing but the bones left of you.

I wish, that I become the actor to portray Bond at my late 30's.

Edited by Blonde Bond, 03 October 2006 - 06:43 PM.

[Clouseau]

I wish, that I become the actor to portray Bond at my late 30's.

Granted, however, before filming of your first Bond film is completed, you die tragically in a nasty accident.

i wish my teeth were whiter.

[Blonde Bond]

i wish my teeth were whiter.

Granted. But your teeth will be false teeth. Really shiny white false teeth

[Leonardo]

Oh dear... Blonde Bond... you've gone and done a DS ... a DavidSomerset!!

Are you coming back to complete the job???

Edited by Leonardo, 03 October 2006 - 07:08 PM.

[Blonde Bond]

I wish I didn't forget stuff