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[seawolfnyy]

Granted but then you get sick with the flu.. :/

 

Gee thanks

 

Granted, but your hard work goes to your head and you get all F's next semester.

 

 

I wish the new season of Archer will be the best one yet.

[Iceskater101]

Granted, but then the next season is horribly bad that no one watches except you and then it gets cancelled.

 

I wish I could have unlimited money so I could buy all the clothes I ever wanted..

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, but everyone becomes jealous because you bought all of the clothes in the world and they attack you in your house resulting in you losing your clothes and being killed by the angry mob.

 

 

I wish I could play 007 opposite Yvonne Strahovski in the next Bond movie.

[AMC Hornet]

Granted...James Bond #007 turns out to be the perfect blend of Dalton's looks and Craig's acting chops...however...for his first film, Robert Wade and Neil Purvis return to write the script and Lee Tamahori returns to direct...and you thought Die Another Day was a disaster??

Actually, I'm the one who didn't.

[The Dove]

(It was general statement I was making, AMC..not directed at you specifically..)

 

 

Granting Seawolfnyy's wish....But your dreams are dashed when you find out that you are only cast to provide 007's voice, matched up to Daniel Craig's image in the next Bond video game.. As a result, you and Miss Strahovski never get to meet face to face as you both record your dialogue lines on different days in the studio.

 

I wish just hadn't spilled coffee down the front of my Carmelo Anthony Denver Nuggets #15 jersey...

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, you dropped it in the fireplace instead.

 

 

 

I wish EON had never heard of the phrase "CGI."

[AMC Hornet]

Granted - so all those straps and harnesses that protected Craig, the stunt people and the flipping cars in the last three films - and which were subsequently erased using CGI - are either:

a ) glaringly visible in the final print, or

b ) never used, resulting in the deaths of several stunt people and some pretty limp car stunts.

 

What's your pleasure?

 

I wish DAD and TMWTGG got more love around here.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted everyone starts creating their own DAD or TMWTGG thread and the forums become almost all about it. Threads like 'TMWTGG: the goldenest Bond ever' and 'Halle Berry the best Bond girls of all time.' News breaks out, do to popular demand and Halle Berry get a spin off series and Modonna returns for another title song and much larger role in for Bond 24. 

 

I wish I had a worked for EON. 

 

 

 

 

[AMC Hornet]

Me too, fellow citizen, me too.

 

Granted, but your contract doesn't stipulate what you have to do, so after paying to fly yourself to London you find you can't live on what you make as a second-unit studio tea boy. You never meet any of the principal cast of B24, and have to take a work-passage on a tramp steamer just to get as far as Halifax. It's only after hitch-hiking the rest of the way hope that you learn that the second-unit studio crew are invited to the premiere, where they get to rub elbows with the principal cast and crew. Of course you are flat broke, in debt and can't possibly go back (besides, having quit in disgust and frustration before the film wrapped you forfeited your invitation anyway).

 

Cor, I can be a cruel sumbitch, can't I?

 

I wish I could get more work as a substitute teacher - or preferably a permanent gig.

[S K Y F A L L]

I thought your second last one was funny too. Granted but its at a clown college and you have to carry around a brief case with papers sticking out. 

 

 

I wish had a PS3 and 007 Legends to play it on. 

[seawolfnyy]

Granted....not sure why, but granted nonetheless, you have a PS3 and 007 Legends to play on it. But that is all that specific PS3 will play. You can't want Blu-Rays, get netflix or surf the net. You can't play any higher quality games on your PS3 and because it will only play a game that it's publisher refuses to acknowledge even exists anymore no one will take it back. As an added feature, you are known to everyone else as having this specific console and are no longer allowed to buy or own any other PS3 models or Xboxes or the like. So enjoy your PS3 and 007 Legends!

 

 

I wish I had the power of George Lucas so I could go back and digitally insert myself into Skyfall.

[The Dove]

Granted....but first time you hook up your PS3 and plug it in,*POP* you blow a fuse and short out all the power in the house...when power is restored, you pop in 007 Legends, you discover that it was an incorrectly labeled disc...they game you actually get is "Hello Kitty: Island Adventure"..

I wish that I had a big and juicy flame-broiled steak to chow down on right now!!

[seawolfnyy]

Ha, nice South Park reference! Ten points to you.

Anyhoo, granted, except that just as you sit down to eat, a hawk dives down and steals your steak leaving you with nothing.

 

And now for mine as we answered at the same time,

 

I wish I had the power of George Lucas so I could go back and digitally insert myself into Skyfall.

[Double-0-Seven]

Granted - you are given permission to edit and re-release the film. However, the terms of your contract state that the only scene you can insert yourself into is the shower scene. You digitally replace Severine and are seen on film naked with Daniel Craig.

 

I wish that Gemma Arterton would be my bride.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, you are married, but you are both attacked by Quantum agents on the first day of your honeymoon. Gemma is drowned in oil and dumped on your bed, while you are fed to a shark and then fished out of the tank. Your friend finds you on your couch wrapped in a towel with a note that reads "He disagreed with something that ate him."

 

 

I wish I had an exploding pen.

[Hockey Mask]

Granted, you click it by mistake.

 

I wish NSNA was released in the US again on Blu-Ray.

Edited by 00Hockey Mask, 18 January 2013 - 04:25 AM.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted, but it doesn't have any special features.

 

 

I wish my old VHS would turn into Blu Rays. 

[Hockey Mask]

Granted, but it doesn't have any special features.

 

 

I wish my old VHS would turn into Blu Rays. 

Granted, but now you have to rewind your discs once you've watched them.

 

I wish Maud Adams hadn't played two Bond girls.

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted. Diana Rigg is persuaded to came back to the franchise and play Octopussy instead of Maud Adams. She is frowned upon for returning after her role in 'OHMSS' and her role is panned by all, fans and critics.

 

 

I wish that we soon get a James Bond theme park ride, or tour, like Disneyworld do!

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, the Pirates of the Caribbean ride is renamed "License to Thrill." (Terrible pun intended)

 

 

 

I wish the next Bond girl would actually have a significant role in the plot.

[Double-0-Seven]

Granted - Halle Berry returns as Jinx and has more screen time than Bond as the plot revolves exclusively around her.

 

I wish that the next Bond video game will be made by Rockstar and be amazing.

[AMC Hornet]

Granted: You get to play the Vic Flick guitar riff from the James Bond theme - 22 times.

 

I wish to avoid spoilers and over-exposure from the media while B24 is in production. Just give me the title, some actors, locations and a brief synopsis - and no rumours! (especially ones that turn out to be true.)

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, however that is ALL we get. Bond 24 remains in production indefinitely.

 

 

I wish somehow Naughty Dog would be tapped to create the next Bond game.

[The Dove]

Granted....Naughty Dog is selected to produce the next Bond videogame....a remake of You Only Live Twice...but the brains behind Naughty Dog get their facts mixed up, as none of them are serious Bond fans...As a result the game stars Timothy Dalton's likeness as Bond, Jonathan Pryce as Elliot Carver, Honor Blackman as Pussy Galore, and Judi Dench's M. The plot has 007 traveling to Nassau in order to hunt down the stolen Goldeneye satellite control key while having to battle hoards of baddies flying para-hawk copters in the air and in the streets on Honda ATC90 three-wheelers.. The game is a disaster..

 

 

I wish that there were a Mexican restaurant with James Bond-named dishes! (for some reason, I'm craving Mexican right now)

[MajorBoothroyd]

Granted, but the food is so awful the place is closed.

 

I wish I had every video game in the world.

[AMC Hornet]

Granted, but every gamer in the world storms your house to get their games back, and they leave a mess.

 

I wish EON would contact me about titling B24.

[MajorBoothroyd]

Granted, but EON emails you saying 'name already taken'.

 

I wish I could fly.

[S K Y F A L L]

Granted but your taken to Area 51 for testing and have to teach others how to fly. 

 

I wish I had a PS3. 

[MajorBoothroyd]

Granted, but it crashes ten minutes upon first starting it up. I wish I was had a supporting role in Bond 24.

[seawolfnyy]

Granted, but your scenes are cut from the final release and as such you receive no recognition or compensation for the next Bond film.

 

 

I wish both Fields and Sévérine had larger parts in their respective films.