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[Pussfeller]

Granted. In 1998 he stars in a made-for-TV version of Kevin McClory's Warhead, with Tori Spelling as Domino, Kirk Cameron as Felix Leiter, and Tim Curry as an outrageously camp Blofeld. The Broccoli family is so enraged by Dalton's betrayal that they hire George Lucas to digitally insert Pierce Brosnan into The Living Daylights and Licence to Kill, and subsequently destroy all the original prints.

I wish GoldenEye had included a scene in which a heavily intoxicated Jack Wade testifies before the Senate Intelligence Committee.

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted...but this leads to a very erotically minded seduction and sex scene between Wade, who is rambling embarrsing phrases in his state, and Onatopp, who looks like she is always enjoying this, to finish him off...literally.

*shudder*



I wish a selection of all each actors Bond films will be released in cinemas in glorious, wonderful, mind-blowing....3D.

[Pussfeller]

Granted, but you go blind in one eye before they are released.

I wish Bond 24 will do for Pittsburgh what Diamonds Are Forever did for Las Vegas.

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! But Bond is forced to take part in an undercover NFL game playing for the Pittsburgh Steelers, trying to uncover a terrorist turned football star. The game segment lasts 35 minutes of the film.

I wish that Skyfall has the opening gunbarrel!

[The Dove]

Granted...but Sam Mendes decides to change things up a bit by having Daniel Craig Moonwalk backwards like Michael Jackson, spin around and shoot.

I wish that the next Bond video game to be developed would be an adaptation of On Her Majesty's Secret Service and would feature George Lazenby's voice and likeness.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. Lazenby sounds old like Connery, and Tracy still dies at the end, so you'll have the saddest Bond game ever and you won't feel the incomparable feeling of saying "Yay! I've beaten the bad guys and stayed with the girl!" you feel when playing action games.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to ask for the receipt when I paid soemthing for my job last Friday :redface:

[Jaws0178]

Granted, Nic. You open your inbox to find 700 receipts that you have no idea where they came from.

I wish somebody else would make a wish.

[Pussfeller]

Granted, but that "somebody else" turns out to be a homicidal maniac wishing for another innocent victim.

I wish for a Bond girl with a single Flemingesque flaw.

[glidrose]

Granted, but that "somebody else" turns out to be a homicidal maniac wishing for another innocent victim.

I wish for a Bond girl with a single Flemingesque flaw.

Granted, but she dies of a heart attack after playing a round of golf on her son's twelth birthday.

Yes, very poor taste. So sod off.

I wish Roger Moore had not done AVTAK. (Either that or I wish I had admin rights on this board.)

[Pussfeller]

Granted. Instead of A View to a Kill, he convinced Eon to produce his own Bond script, A Trifle Overpowering, in which Bond acquires superpowers after eating a radioactive quiche.

I wish the producers would insert a white Persian cat into the background of random scenes, just to provoke wild speculation among fans.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but the cat freaks out and starts clawing at everyone's chests, like the one in YOLT did to Donald Pleasance.


I wish I knew how to properly cook James Bond's scrambled eggs; light music, pink wine, and all.

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! But you leave bits of shell in the egg, the music skips random songs and words and the wine is more aubergine coloured after smelling slightly of sour lemon. Your lady friend never comes back for a second visit.

I wish for a proper, detailed and exciting Bond game out for the 50th Anniversary!

[The Dove]

Granted...but EON and EA or whoever produces the next Bond game will decide to release the game with 6 different covers..each cover featuring the Bond actors from Connery to Craig. Due to your level of Bond fanaticisim, you spend WAY too much money on collecting all six versions of the game in addition to the bonus pack of 007 playing cards, martini shakers and poker chips which are included with each set.

I wish that whenever a new Bond film comes out in the theater, special screenings could be arranged for "TRUE BOND FANS ONLY"..It grinds my gears having to sit amongst the general population who's knowledge of the Bond films is quite often not up to snuff.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; it's only you and Topol, and Topol's too busy teaching his flock of doves to attack cinema patrons than help you enjoy a movie.


I wish that I could live forever without getting bored.

[Pussfeller]

Granted. You live in perpetual terror.

I wish I were Tiger Tanaka's houseguest.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you're a female houseguest, and thus have to help tubby Sean Connery get the soap out of his, um, "eye".


I wish there could be warm weather AND nice, frozen snow at the same time!

[AMC Hornet]

Granted, but as Ms. St John is now 70 years old, the sight of her in that bikini no longer spoils the aim of Blofeld's men.

I wish Ms. St. John - at age 31 - would take that bikini off and come see me for "tea."

Sorry, wrong page.
How do you edit, now?

[Mr. Blofeld]

There's an edit button that lights up next to the MultiQuote button.

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted...but you edit the wrong answer and...oh, sorry! I'll wait for AMC to make a wish!!

[AMC Hornet]

Okay, let's get this back on track...

I wish there could be warm weather AND nice, frozen snow at the same time!

Granted, but It means you're in a position to be learning the literal meaning of the phrase "when hell freezes over."

I wish that there had been no hiatuses between 89-95 & 02-06, so that there were 25 films already in the canon (meaning more of TD & PB).

[glidrose]

Okay, let's get this back on track...

I wish there could be warm weather AND nice, frozen snow at the same time!

Granted, but It means you're in a position to be learning the literal meaning of the phrase "when hell freezes over."

I wish that there had been no hiatuses between 89-95 & 02-06, so that there were 25 films already in the canon (meaning more of TD & PB).

Granted, but John Travolta played Bond in those films. With a Yonkers accent.

PB and TD played Q.

I wish I had admin powers on this board.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you become mad with power and have said powers swiftly revoked by The Admiral.


I wish I had a proper Subway sandwich.

[thecasinoroyale]

Granted! It's a strange wish, but you are taken to New York at the stroke of rush-hour on the Main Line to Wall Street, and find yourself between a sweaty jogger taking a short-cut home and generously plumper business lady eating a bagel.

Oh....you meant....THAT Subway sandwich...oops! Us Genie's get it wrong from time to time.



I wish I had a real wish!

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you wish for your head to be directly underneath a falling anvil. You can imagine the consequences. ;-)


I wish I had two brains!

[glidrose]

Granted; you wish for your head to be directly underneath a falling anvil. You can imagine the consequences. ;-)


I wish I had two brains!

Granted. But your head explodes unable to contain two more than you currently have. (Whew, good thing we don't have the reputation point system any more.)

I wish Righty and I could abolish liberalism.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; you no longer have automatic insurance, and are both condemned to death by a crowdy of blood-thirsty Republicans.


I wish Abraham Lincoln could come back from the dead, unzombified.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but he has no beard.

I wish the Patriots game were on.

[Eric Stromberg]

Granted; you no longer have automatic insurance, and are both condemned to death by a crowdy of blood-thirsty Republicans.


I wish Abraham Lincoln could come back from the dead, unzombified.

Granted, Elizabeth. But instead of a zombie he comes back as a werewolf, rips Newt Gingrich's face off in a primetime TV debate, and is exiled to Guantanamo!

I wish MI6 would move its HQ to San Diego so I could work for them...

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. They contract you, and then send you to a really dangerous mission with no gadgets or weapons, only with your bare hands, and you have a 000,1% chance of coming back alive.

I wish my mother wouldn't turn 50 the same year the Bond cinematic franchise does. I feel so guilty of talking about Bond 50th all the time becaus eI feel like I'm leaving mom's birthday aside :/

[The Dove]

Granted..but things work out well for you and your mother because you win a contest held by EON to have lunch for both of you with Daniel Craig and Judi Dench at Pinewood Studios..(wouldn't that be something?)

I wish we get to see the return of the Aston Martin DBS in addition to the DB5 in Skyfall.