2238 replies to this topic

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but all the shops are empty!

I wish I didn't have to go to the really busy Post Office.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted, now you have to take the correspondency by yourself.

I wish I could watch "Age Of Heores".

[Agent Nine]

wish granted but the movie sucked

i wish i wasnt new at this forum

wish granted but the movie sucked

i wish i wasnt new at this forum

[elizabeth]

Granted, you're such a master that you posted twice.

I wish silent horror movies didn't scare me so much.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You feel nothing at all when you watch a movie.

I wish I could teleport from Villa Celina to my house to avoid 1h 30min of Bus transportation!

[Goodnight]

Granted, but due to an unforseen glitch, you arrive at your destination but go back in time by 50, 000 years!



I wish that chocolate and sweeties were healthy.

[volante]

Chocolate is healthy. But now removing the wrapper burns the skin from your fingers.

I wish it would stop raining every time I put the top down on the Aston (MGF really)

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. Now it rains inside your house.

I wish I could met a girl that tells me "Nico, Don't leave me!!!" like Stacey Sutton did with James!!

[elizabeth]

Granted, but it's the 21st century.

I wish man would invent a device that captures the original actors' voices in silent films.

[coco1997]

Granted, but you're mortified to discover that all silent film stars sounded like Perez Hilton.

I wish Chris Walken would host SNL again.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. But nobody broadcasts the show.

I wish I could find more GoldenEye for my site/collection.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but your entire collection gets stolen the next day.



I wish the gorgeous young rugby playing man that I once knew, would walk back into my life.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, he's now a woman who plays volleyball

I wish my job had shorter hours

[elizabeth]

Granted, you now have to work my 3-hour desk shift, which just happens to be the busiest shift of the week, 4-7 PM on Fridays.

I wish I could play Don in Singin' in the Rain.

[S.P.E.C.T.R.E_Agent_44]

Granted, but it's not the kind of chocolate you thought...if you know what I mean...

I wish I was as toned as Daniel Craig.

Granted, But It's Not The Daniel Craig You Thought..
Here's The Daniel Criag You Ended Up As Toned As

I Wish George Lazenby Would Have Starred In More Bond Films..

Edited by S.P.E.C.T.R.E_Agent_44, 10 October 2011 - 07:04 PM.

[Goodnight]

Granted but George Lazenby only appears as an extra.


I wish my cup of hot chocolate would last forever.

[volante]

Granted, but soon the hot chocolate becomes tasteless, increaseing in heat until it burns your tongue, it scalds your throat, destroying your vocal chords, then eating through your flesh until you are nothing more than a quivering mass of protein.

I wish I hadn't thought that one through quite so much.

[The Dove]

Granted..but from this point on, you will never even be able to look at a bar of chocolate in the same way.

I wish I were a fly on the wall of one of the Skyfall sets at Pinewood..

[Pussfeller]

Granted, but as an insect of the order Diptera, you comprehend nothing of the events transpiring around you. Within minutes you land on Barbara Broccoli's half-consumed danish and are swatted dead by her personal assistant, the forbidding Fräulein Burgdorff.

I wish I could do a better impression of Roger Moore.

[The Dove]

Granted...but that impersonation MUST include wearing the clown outfit from Octopussy as you attempt a re-filming of the gunbarrel shot, Roger Moore style.

I wish that I could go back in time and attend EVERY one of the Bond film premiers, from Dr. No onwards..

[Chief of SIS]

Granted, but at every premiere you make a fool of yourself in front of all the producers and every Bond. You are only invited back continuously because you're considered the "premiere clown."

I wish that someone wouldn't corrupt my wish.

[Jaws0178]

Granted. The game is over.

I wish the Corrupt a wish game would start back up

[The Dove]

Granted...but no sooner does the game begin again then a plagerisim lawsuit letter arrives in your mailbox from the estate of the late Kevin McClory, claiming that half the ideas, wishes and anything Bond related presented in this thread were stolen from his Warhead 2000 script..

I wish that Kanye West HADN'T ripped off and totally bastardized "Diamonds Are Forever"...blech!

[Jaws0178]

Granted, he bastardized "Goldfinger" and its even worse.

I wish Skyfall would be ready to see

[AMC Hornet]

Granted, but because the production was so rushed to meet your wish, the film is indistinguishable from Quantum of Solace.

I wish there were more teaching jobs available where I live.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the pay is terrible. (by the way, what do you teach AMC Hornet? I'm a trainee myself!)

I wish my legs didn't hurt.

[The Dove]

Granted...but unfortunately the only solution involves a shark, a hunk of meat, a rope and pulley and a trap door in the floor...

I wish there was a television channel which would play nothing but Bond movies 24/7, just like how MTV with music videos used to be back in the good ol' days!

[Jaws0178]

Granted, Unfortunately they're all casted by the cast of High School Musical and therefore Bond and the villain fight each other with musical numbers instead of guns.

I wish I didn't have to see my inlaws tomorrow (Joke wish, but please someone corrupt it)

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you have to see a group of cannibals tomorrow, and they're hungry!

I wish I had a better idea of local geography

[Jaws0178]

Granted, you are an expert in the subject but now have no friends due to the fact that it is all you talk about.

I wish I knew what to wish