2238 replies to this topic

[xboy]

Granted, but then someone opens another one.
I wish Die Another Day never existed

[Monkeyfoahead]

granted. The people that were in it we abole to have successful careers because it was never made.



I wish my girl would stop being such a wanker.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but she is really nice all the time in a creepy kind of way.


I wish I could find my Bridget Jones Diary DVD!!

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. It's all broken.

I wish I could find a DECENT job, where I work 8 hours daytime, from Monday to Friday.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, the work's really fun but the pay's rubbish

I wish I could concentrate better

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You're so concentrated that you cannot sleep.
So what's keeping awake?

I wish I had sex with Eva Green and Caterina Murino at the same time.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but they're in zombie costumes

I wish I had a decent excuse to watch the football today

[Goodnight]

Granted, but the match gets cancelled.



I wish I didn't work weekends.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You work Mon to Fri... but you work all 24 hours without sleeping.

I wish forum member Aris007 would live in Argentina so I could hang out with him.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but I'm not there, therefore you do not have fun.

I wish I had more money on my iTunes account so I could download the Pet Shop Boys.

[xboy]

Granted, but then for some odd reason, the currency in your country changes before you can buy the song, meaning the money is worthless.
I wish I was born in 1946

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you end up being born in post-war Germany in a not-yet-liberated concentration camp.

I wish there was a Sons of the Desert meeting this weekend.

[coco1997]

Granted, but you end up being born in post-war Germany in a not-yet-liberated concentration camp.

I wish there was a Sons of the Desert meeting this weekend.

Granted, but no one knows what that is.

I wish Chris Wright would bring his hilarious brand of off-color cynicism back to the forums.

[xboy]

granted, then the forum shuts down, (wish i hope it never does)
i wish I would get over this damn cold.

[Jose]

Granted. Enjoy your new case of rabies.

I wish I wasn't so goddamn lazy.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted, you work yourself to death.

I wish spring break would come.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but you catch a really bad cold and you're ill all the way through it

I wish Val Kilmer had done one more Batman movie after Batman Forever

[Goodnight]

Granted, but he only has a small cameo role.



I wish I hadn't shouted at my mum earlier (feeling awful about it now)

[volante]

Grnated, but she thinks you're not talking to her.

I wish my Broadband was as fast as it said in the Advert

[xboy]

Granted, then your computer breaks.
I wish they would hurry up and make Bond 23

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, it's crap

I wish I was more easily motivated

[xboy]

granted, you are so energetic you have trouble breathing

Sorry, forgot to do a wish.... I wish i had better memory

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted, you now remember EVERYTHING including that one time...
I wish i could find an Augusto Boal book in my library...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but someone's written on all the pages deeming it unreadable

I wish my friends were more willing to get drunk for St. Patrick's Day

[Goodnight]

Granted, but they all over do it and drink themsevles to death.



I wish I had an unlimted betting fund. (for gambling).

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but you never win another bet ever again

I wish I was faster at typing

[Monkeyfoahead]

granted, but the friction caused by your mad typing speed makes the keyboard start on fire.


I wish my theatre meeting wouldn't go so late tonight.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, it finishes early, but you get delayed on your way home and end up getting back later than you feared

I wish I didn't have to cut 300 words from my dissertation

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. your hard drive fails and you lose the whole thing.

I wish there would be more than 20 people on CBn at a time.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but only 'trolls' are online, and they want to argue about anything and everything.



I wish I got paid twice as much (for my part time job).