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[elizabeth]

Granted, but he doesn't like Argentina, which is why he gave you a -1 reputation!

I wish that Peter Jackson would call Gandalf to resurrect Dwight Frye so he can play Gollum in The Hobbit because he'd be PERFECT.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. Frye now comes to your house, and since he's a zombie, he eats your brain.

I wish that I can get an A in microbiology

[Goodnight]

Granted, but the only A you get in it is in the end result of '(A)wful'.


I wish my car club friends all lived in the same city as me

[Jose]

Granted. The bridge connecting you to them is guarded by a troll who belongs to a rival car club, and demands hefty fines for you and your friends.

I wish John Barry hadn't died.

[elizabeth]

Granted, he now is 2,000 years old and old and ugly.

I wish more people had shown up for Book Club tonight.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but they can't read or speak.


I wish I could teleport from anywhere to anywhere (thus saving a lot of time).

[mttvolcano]

Granted. But you get caught in the teleport machine with a fly, and so you become flywoman!

I wish I had a girlfriend

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. It's Irma Bunt.

I wish David Arnold score for Bond 23 would have some cues of "007".

[Goodnight]

Granted, but it's scored by a different 'David Arnold', that has no musical knowledge whatsoever.


I wish some of the males on here would stop being 'Internet Tough Guys'.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. The internet ceases to work.

I wish my roomate would leave more often...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you get lonely.

I wish Saturday would come faster.

[Goodnight]

Granted but the whole weekend begins and ends in one hour.



I wish I could bring the little fluffy kitten (from my work) home, without anyone at work noticing.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. He becomes an agressive Alien when you bring him at home.

I wish I could be a closer friend of that girl, and that that would lead to be more than friends.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you're housemates.

I wish the British Coalition government was no more.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but a TV executive has an idea to get a group of celebrities to take over running the country as part of a new reality tv show, which means Britain ends up going into even further decline.


I wish I could be employed to run and swim.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You get too tired and you're no use to anyone else, so you're fired!

I wish my PC wouldn't be too slow!

[elizabeth]

Granted, but mine is too! D:

I wish I had the willpower to stop eating this Nutella.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you now can't stop eating gravel

I wish I didn't have a seminar this afternoon

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You have botulism this afternoon.

I wish I could end 2011 having...
[a] a good looking girlfriend, [b] an acceptable job and [b] First year of uno accomplished.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you have all three. But you end 2012 unemployed, unattached and living on the streets.

I wish I didn't have to rush off back to uni when I've barely been home an hour!

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you now have class all day (know how you feel. )

I wish/hope I get this job.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you get the job but your salary is halved.

I wish Bradford City could actually manage a win this month!

[Jaws0178]

Granted, you get the job but your salary is halved.

I wish Bradford City could actually manage a win this month!

Granted , but it is a win at Tiddlywinks.

I wish it wasn't so cold in Sd.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but it starts snowing. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! (I miss my snow!)

I wish Bertha would e-mail me so we can set up an interview!

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. The interview is a complete flop.

I wish I wouldn't have to think of that gal all the time

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, your thoughts now turn to Irma Bunt in lingerie.

I wish my house had a bath, rather than two smelly old showers

[Goodnight]

Granted, but the only thing that comes out of the taps is thick green slime.



I wish I had a boyfriend.

[elizabeth]

Granted. Join the club. We'll be like this the rest of our lives.

I wish there was a Sons of the Desert meeting this weekend.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. you are now trapped in the desert with many sand monsters that spawned from the Desert.


I wish I was more motivated to study.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you're too busy watching Sons of the Desert!!

I wish/hope that giving up Laurel & Hardy for Lent is successful.