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[Goodnight]

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life with her.


I wish I knew of other young Bond fans that lived near me.

[Chief of SIS]

Granted but they are radical fanatics that can't distinguish reality versus Young Bond Universe.

I wish everyone knew at least three languages.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. They know primitive languages useless nowadays.

I wish my heart could have a big solace in 2011.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, your kidneys also get stones!

I wish my brother would learn some manners!

[SPECTRE ASSASSIN]

Granted. But your brother's manners are so perfect now, that the family will appreciate him more, that your left in the dust and forgotten.

I wish California will legalize pot already (Not officially condoning it, though only for medical purposes )

[Goodnight]

Granted, but it becomes invisible.


I wish nice cars were cheap.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but petrol is now ten times the price!

I wish I didn't have this irritating headache!

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. Your leg is like Mr White's now.

I wish the Argentine Peso value would be 1-1 compared to the dollar value, as in the 1990s.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but everything in your country doubles in price.



I wish I lived in Los Angeles.

[volante]

Granted - But an Earthquake destroys everything you own

I wish my talent matched my imagination

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but your imagination slowly disappears

I wish I wasn't hungover!

[Goodnight]

Granted, you are hanging off the edge of a cliff.


I wish my friends were Bond fans

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but they have opposite views to you and argue with you about who was the best Bond etc.

I wish I had someone to share the new year with

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. It's Rosa Klebb and Irma Bunt.

I wish that girl I'm thinking of and me would be somewhere in a 5 stat class hotel and spa... Just the two of us with nobody else in the world!

[Goodnight]

Granted, you two are the only people in the hotel, because it's about to be demolished.


I wish I could spend some time alone with the boy I like.

Edited by Goodnight, 02 January 2011 - 05:46 PM.

[SPECTRE ASSASSIN]

Granted, but he has constant bowel movements the entire time

I wish Paris Hilton had a job.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. She works as a Boeing 747 plane you're taking... and she doesn't know how to fly!!!

I wish I could buy more Bond collectables... three each week!

[Goodnight]

Granted, but the items of your collection also disappear at the rate of three a week.


I wish I was in Disneyland Paris with my family again.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but a group of angry Donald Duck supporters launch a coup to overthrow Mickey. Blood flows in the streets...

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted

[SPECTRE ASSASSIN]

Granted. But your so in tune with everything now, you develop OCD.

I wish Daniel Craig was taller

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you get shorter.


I wish I was a size 8.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. All the 8 sized clothes become invisible, so it looks like your naked. Oh, and everyone in London thinks you're a hooker because you're "naked" and you got every man after you (ugly man, I mean, the ones who would pay a hooker).

I wish I could go to University this year and have good qualifications too.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it costs you a fortune!

I wish calling my parents wouldn't cost so much

[Goodnight]

Granted, but the line is really bad and you can only make out the odd word.



I wish it was possible to get your stake back if you lost when gambling.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but they're all devoted Three Stooges fans, and you know how hopeless we are!

I wish the SDSU WebPortal would let me register for classes before I pull a Moe.

[Chief of SIS]

Granted, but they're all devoted Three Stooges fans, and you know how hopeless we are!

I wish the SDSU WebPortal would let me register for classes before I pull a Moe.

Granted but all the classes you want are gone.

I wish everyone was as cool as my dog.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but everyone also urinates in public.


I wish I knew what my cat thinks about.

[elizabeth]

Granted. That was a terrible CATSafterme!

I wish I could be a part-time street magician.

[mttvolcano]

Granted, though everyone knows your secrets because you can't conceal them well, hence part time.

I wish I had a grand mansion!

[SPECTRE ASSASSIN]

Granted but you live next door now to recently out of rehab Lindsay Lohan.

I wish the Twilight series would just go away