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[Goodnight]

Granted, you have to go to breakfast with the real Le Chiffre.


I wish I could get paid to go shopping.

Edited by Goodnight, 17 December 2010 - 12:24 PM.

[volante]

Granted - But you have to carry all the bags all the way home.

I wish fruit tasted like chocolate

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. Chocolate tastes like now.

I wish I could get some holidays!

[Goodnight]

Granted but you have to spend your holiday with your worst enemy.


I wish I had the job that Jason Statham's character has in 'The Transporter' . Transport illegal goods, but get lots of money for it.

[Jose]

Granted. Unfortunately, you are now bald and speak in a gruff voice. And you don't get a cool car.

I wish I wasn't broke.

[volante]

Granted - You have a huge amount of money; but everyone thinks you stole it; everyone hates you.

I wish I could jump through time and go straight to summer

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. The surn burns you so much that you die!

I wish I could hang out with that girl friend of mine soon!

[Goodnight]

Granted, but she insists on bringing along another guy.



I wish this year had treated me better.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. 2011 is the worst year of your life.

I wish I could travel to London.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but you can't get anywhere due to the freezing temperatures

I wish I was on my Christmas holidays

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you are on your own.



I wish I could think of more intelligent and interesting things to say to this lovely young man I know.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. He's not interested in you anyway
(I know the feeling )

I wish I could get the ING GoldenEye 64 before xmas!!!

[Jose]

Granted. It evaporates as soon as you get your hands on it.

I wish I was in better shape.

[Goodnight]

Granted, you become a perfectly rounded ball shape.


I wish had not made some daft decisions this year, when I was not in a good state of mind.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you made no decisions at all during that time, failing to function properly

I wish I wasn't automatically selfish

[Chief of SIS]

Granted, instead you give all your money, time and wealth away. Literally all of it which leads you time a life of crime to survive.


I wish Nicholas Cage could do a respectable movie sometime again.

Edited by Chief of SIS, 22 December 2010 - 06:50 PM.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but the film is four and a half hours long.



I wish iphone synchronisation didn't take so long.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. you have no iPhone anymore!

I wish that "Le Chiffre" guy stops asking me what I did yesterday and what am I going to do tomorrow!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, now he doesn't bother asking...he just follows you EVERYWHERE!

I wish I had more people skills

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you become way too clingy and it annoys everyone you meet.


I wish I could meet Michael G Wilson and Barbara Broccoli.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but you end up accidentally upsetting/offending them badly!

I wish I was quicker at taking notes

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. Nobody understands your writings. Not even you!

I wish I could get a better job!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, it's so good that everyone is insanely jealous of you and stop speaking to you

I wish I didn't have to write an essay for uni

[Goodnight]

Granted, you have to write a novel instead.


I wish I didn't have so many bitches, bullies and backstabbers in my life.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You have serial killers and Al Qaeda terrorists after you.

I wish 2011 would be a perfect year in love, money and studying!

[Jose]

Granted. It's a perfect year in those areas for someone else but not for you although you land a job as an accountant. Now you love studying someone else's money so much, you do it for free.

I wish I could break into film.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but only into the sleazy side of filmaking.



I wish it was easy to get thin, and hard to get fat.

[mttvolcano]

Granted. You have anorexia (no offense intended to anyone)

I wish I won the lottery.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted, but you lose the ticket and you can't get the money!

I wish Cristina Kirchner resigns before the 2011 elections in Argentina!

[Jose]

Granted. Upon her resignation, she decides to move into your home. She brings her entire family with her along with a 4 giraffes, 2 elephants, and 3 rhinoceroses. And a parrot that only knows swears.

I wish I could grow an actual beard.