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[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. They're hijacked and you crash.

I wish I could go to a Bond Royal premiere and meet the stars!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but you get so pissed that you don't remember any of it!

I wish I didn't have to work over Christmas

[Eric Stromberg]

Granted, but you get so pissed that you don't remember any of it!

I wish I didn't have to work over Christmas

Granted, but the reason is that your job is eliminated and you are forced to turn New Year's day tricks in Trafalgar Square to pay your holiday bills.

I wish Megan Fox would drop that pesky restraining order against me.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. But she takes a suicide pill just before you can approach her.

I wish I could travel with a gal I'm on to to somewhere off the Bahamas, just she and me alone!

[Goodnight]

Granted, the Bahamas is completely empty of all humans...because it's about to be used for nuclear testing.


I wish I could get unlimited free clothes from the womenswear floor in Harrods.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

I'd die happy. Wanna come hon?

Granted. They're al XXXL size, useless for you!

I wish I could get a new boxed version of Goldeneye 64!

[Goodnight]

And welcome to Love Connection everyone !! LOL !!!

I'd die happy. Wanna come hon?

Yes please!!

Granted, but your feet grow a shoe size bigger every day.


I wish people wouldn't put the word 'said' right in front of a noun. It makes no sense whatsoever!!!!

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. They put the word "" in front of a noun... and that's a mouthful!

I wish nobody would be so gossiping with me!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, now nobody ever talks to you or about you

I wish my jaw didn't hurt

[Goodnight]

Granted, but now it clicks really loudly everytime you open your mouth.


I wish I stopped having werid dreams of being stalked and witnessing murders.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, now it happens for real!

I wish I could read faster

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You read so fast that nodody understands you (and you can't comprehend the text).

I wish I had the courage of telling that girl "We're two of a kind" and kiss her straight on the mouth as Bond does with Octopussy!

[Goodnight]

Granted, but as you go to kiss her you (aciddently) vomit in her face.

Btw I know how you feel, there is a guy I like but I am scared of telling him that I like him because he probably doesn't feel the same way about me.


I wish the obnoxious munters I know, stopped thinking they are gods gift to women. LOL

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the hand of God comes down from the heavens and wraps them in wrapping paper. Now they are ACTUALLY God's gift to women!

I wish the Western Bank library was open 24/7

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. They've spent all the people's reserves in a huge Xmas tree!

I wish I could be better body builder.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you also turn green like The Incredible Hulk.


I wish I could get free lessons to learn how to drift a car.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. They're given in Zimbawe by an unlicensed teacher!

I wish Cristina Kirchner or anybody related to her party lose the 2011 Presidential Elections in Argentina.

[volante]

Granted; she loses; but you have to take David Camron and Nick Clegg

I wish my car looked more like an Aston Martin Vanquish

[Goodnight]

Granted, but it also happens to be a 'vanish' edition....and somebody has just nicked it.


I wish the money in my bank account would double each week.

[Chief of SIS]

Granted but all your doubled money is invested in housing.

I wish for peace in the middle east.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. There is war in the West!

I wish I could get paid tomorrow!

[volante]

Granted: It's your redundancy cheque; you're fired!

I wish I didn't have writers block

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you forget what you wanted to write.


I wish I wasn't so tired. Zzzzzzzz :/

Edited by Goodnight, 15 December 2010 - 03:39 PM.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but now the price of food triples each week!

I wish I lived closer to London

[Chief of SIS]

Granted but London has been overran by zombies and headed to your residence.


I wish my college education wasn't so dang expensive.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. All the good professors are fired and you get Sheriff Pepper as a teacher in all your signatures!!

I wish I had free Internet at home.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but the connection speed is really, really slow and It takes hours to do hardly anything.


I wish I wasn't single.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. Whisper from Live and Let Die is your new boyfriend! Both of you have all the time in the world!

I wish I work in an office wearing a Tom Ford suit and a slick tie.

[Chief of SIS]

Granted but the suit used to be Meatloaf's, is 6 times too big for you and still has the pit stains.

I wish the world wouldn't end in 2012.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. It ends tomorrow.

I wish I hadn't got to go to breakfast with the guy I've nicknamed "Le Chiffre".