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[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the new rules are that you have to be as quiet as you would be in a public library

I wish people didn't bitch about me behind my back

[elizabeth]

Granted, but they tape a sign to your back that says "Kick Me" (sorry, I hope it stops! )

I wish there was someone here I could hang out with...

[Goodnight]

Granted but they insist on doing stuff they love, but you hate.


I wish my right shin bone didn't hurt so much. :/

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, it's Adolf Hitler

I wish I had more will power

[volante]

Granted - but now you can't make a decision.

I wish I'd won the lottery last night

[darthbond]

Granted, but you also are killed in a driveby shooting soon afterwards.

I wish my parents would be accepting of my girlfriend.

darthbond

[elizabeth]

Granted, but she turns into Mr. Hyde in front of them!

I wish I on the other hand, had a significant other...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, it's Adolf Hitler again!

I wish I didn't have such a short fuse

[elizabeth]

Granted; you explode.

I wish Mr. Hyde weren't so evil...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it's non-alcoholic, and everyone knows that tastes like piss!

I wish I didn't have a cold

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but he comes over to Britain and becomes our leader because we love him so much. He then leads a British assault on the US and the two countries become one. 'Obamaland'!

I wish I didn't have a 9 o'clock lecture tomorrow morning!

[Goodnight]

Granted but I steal it off you before you get a chance to drive it.


I wish that some of these old blokes stopped acting like they're sexy, when they cleary aren't. LOL

[Goodnight]

Granted but they all go on a killing spree because of the withdrawal symptons.


I wish chocolate wasn't fattening

[elizabeth]

Granted. McDonald's puts their disgusting meat preservatives in it.

I wish Renfield weren't crazy.

[volante]

Renfield from Bram Stoker's Dracula?
Granted; but then who'd eat the spiders?

I wish my MG had an automatic Hardtop

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, your fridge is now full...of tripe!

I wish I didn't have to give a presentation tomorrow

[Goodnight]

Granted, you can can have ton of salt.


I wish these ing mouth ulcers would off.

[Jose]

Granted. Now you have amnesia.

I wish I wasn't unemployed. :/

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, your new job is sewage cleaner. Sorry, we're out of gloves ;P

I wish my skin wasn't so dry and rough

[Goodnight]

Granted but now it's really soft and sticky like melted rubber.

I wish I could pluck up the courage to ask out the sexy young rugby playing boy that I talk to at the gym

[Goodnight]

Granted but now she's madly in love with you.


I wish I hated chocolate.

[Harry Potter]

Granted but you eat sprouts instead

I wish I was taller

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you're the tallest person in the world. People laugh and point.

I wish my housemate would turn this irritating Miley Cyrus thing off!

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Granted. The real Miley Cyrus is now your new housemate. And she sings 24/7!

I wish I had 1 million dollars.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but now it's the biggest rear end in human history and everyone laughs about it.


I wish the blister on my foot would heal up.

[elizabeth]

Granted; it gives you E. Coli.

I wish Dwight Frye were still alive...

[Goodnight]

Granted, but as you pick up the glass it's in, it slips and smashes all over the floor.



I wish that at least one of my friends was as interested in football (soccer) as I am.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but they don't understand it.

I wish I could have been with my mom for her operation today.

[darthbond]

Granted, but in order to maintain that look, you must take a buttload of pills. Combining pills can be a dangerous thing.

I wish my life wasn't so complicated.

darthbond

[Goodnight]

Granted, but now you have nothing at all to do, so now your life is very boring.


I wish I was good looking.