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[elizabeth]

Granted, but I don't know who that is.

I wish my mom didn't have breast cancer...

[Goodnight]

I'm afraid It would be uncompassionate for me to corrupt that wish elizabeth, my thoughts go out to you, I wish that I could make your wish come true. Sorry to hear that mate.



I wish I knew what he thought about me, whether it be good or bad.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted, but as the "he" is nonspecific, you now hear every man's thoughts, for all eternity.


I wish I wasn't so full, right now...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you're a starving child in Ethiopia

I wish Andy Murray was actually British, not a Scotch idiot

[Goodnight]

Granted, but he now wears socks with sandals to all his matches, and puts the whole country to shame.


I wish I could fast forward the next two years and four months.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the Time Lords get pissed off!

I wish dentists didn't exist!

[elizabeth]

Granted, but your teeth rot without them.

I wish I didn't have to pay tuition every month.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you have to pay it every week

I wish the hot girl at work was single, a tad younger, and desperate!

[elizabeth]

Granted, it's ME!!!!

I wish my mom didn't get a new car.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; she gets an old one, which then breaks down in the middle of nowhere.


I wish I had something to eat, right now...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you see me eating cake and it makes you drool to death.

I wish my mom wasn't a cheater (My mom is SUCH a cheater. SHE HASN'T EVEN FINISHED GREAT EXPECTATIONS AND SHE MADE ME TELL HER WHO PIP'S BENEFACTOR IS).

[Goodnight]

Granted, but she is now a criminal instead.



I wish I was a better swimmer.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, now the Navy want you as a frogman (or frogwoman?)

I wish I was better looking

[Goodnight]

Granted, now the Navy want you as a frogman (or frogwoman?)

Sorry luv, women can't train as divers in the RN, but can in the army, I'm pretty sure


Granted, but now you're so good looking everyone is jealous and hates you for it.


I wish I didn't waste so much money on sweets.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; now you waste it on fry-ups.


I wish I had some breakfast...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you eat Cap'n Crunch and it gets stuck in your teeth.

I wish I could have something to eat...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, here's a plate of sprouts...

I wish I had more money

[volante]

You get a briefcase full of money

Its all tagged from Le Chifre's operation; now Bond is on your tail

[Goodnight]

I wish that people, that don't know me, wouldn't be so deluded as to think we're actual friends.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but I have Asperger's, so of course I think that.

I wish I could've been back East for my cousins' 1st birthday parties.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the East is hit by flash floods and hail storms. Better get an umbrella...

I wish the body could naturally produce paracetamol

[volante]

Granted; but now the major pharmacutical companies want to do experiments on you.

I wish the seagulls would stop craping on my car

[BryanHerbert]

Granted but now people start crapping on your car !


I wish that they would start filming the next bond film!

[Goodnight]

Granted, but they can only afford to film it on an old mobile phone.


I wish I hadn't completely blown that opportunity I was given. :/

[elizabeth]

Granted, but it never arises again.

I wish I had brought my camera to Clue Night.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the battery's flat

I wish surfing the net was my job!

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you have to do it 24 hours a day seven days a week.


I wish there wasn't so much pressure on women to be thin.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but Gisele Bundchen opens her mouth and Naomi Campbell becomes angry.

I wish Car Town weren't so addicting...

[Goodnight]

Granted, but now it's addicted to you.



I wish I had more money.

Edited by Goodnight, 10 August 2010 - 03:56 PM.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you blow it all in Vegas.

I wish I had a car and a license so I could go buy Madden 11.