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[Goodnight]

Granted. but you get caught speeding on the way, the police seize your car and you have to walk home.




I wish I got paid (loads) to go out partying/clubbing.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you get drunk a lot and no one wants to pay you.

I wish I could get Savory Buffet before I leave for college.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; it's not the kind you want, but a cat food.


I wish I had a Frosty...

[elizabeth]

Granted, but it melts.

I wish I could get back on the threestooges.net forums...

[volante]

Granted - But now its a pay site; and they steal your identity; bankrupting you; dragging your reputation down to the gutter.

I wish an Aston Martin DBS would fit in my garage

[elizabeth]

Granted, but your garage burps it back out.

I wish I could go visit everyone at my old high school on their first day of school (Wednesday).

[Automan]

Granted, but you get arrested for hanging about a school

I wish I could shake this cold

[Goodnight]

Granted but now you have a permanent fever.


I wish some people were actually man enough to say something bad to my face rather than putting it on my Facebook.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but the planet has an inferiority complex.

I wish I knew what room a friend that has the same class as me was in so we could walk to class together.

[Automan]

Granted; but she steals your homework

I wish I could put a photo in my profile

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it's a photo of a pink dildo

I wish my friends would ignore my lack of taste!

[Goodnight]

Granted- but now they copy everything you do.


I wish my account wasn't over drawn.

[elizabeth]

Granted. The Hamburglar has hijacked your account.

I wish this guy I hang out with and whom I like would ask me out.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but he wants you to join his harem

I wish my jokey nature didn't upset people

[elizabeth]

Granted; you've turned into Larry from the Three Stooges (that's not really a corruption for me. )

I wish I could find something to do this weekend since I'm not going home and have no Wii...

[Goodnight]

Granted you can search for a needle in a haystack.


I wish this girl at work wasn't such a 'know it all'.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but now she knows where you live!

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you're overly hyperactive

I wish I was back in Sheffield

[elizabeth]

Granted, but I don't want you there because Sheffield JUST HAPPENS to be the last name of a man who once played for the New York Yankees.

I wish my shake was quenching my thirst...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but now it's actually making you shake

I wish it was easy to get a full-time job

[Goodnight]

Granted but it's a really crap job, and you have to do it for the rest of your life.


I wish I could be fast enough to able to get into the parachute regiment.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but your parachute explodes.

I wish my friend could hang out with me this weekend...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but they're bringing along someone you really don;t get on with

I wish my past mistakes didn't keep coming back to haunt me

[Goodnight]

Granted but history is about to repeat itself.


I wish I had somewhere better to practice football.

[Mr. Blofeld]

Granted; it's the New Orleans Superdome.


I wish I didn't have this cold...

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you have piles instead

I wish I could play the guitar

[Goodnight]

Granted but you are no homeless and have to busk in order to get some money.



I wish my cats could speak English.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but now you look like Dracula!

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

[Goodnight]

Granted, it's now completly numb.


I wish I didn't have a sweet tooth.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you meet me, and we become addicted together!

I wish the football games didn't have loud noises so I could be all "YAYYYY SCHOOL SPIRIT!!" XD