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[elizabeth]

Granted, but that was confusing.

I wish I had more money.

[Goodnight]

No need to grant, you already are you silly goose. (seen your pics)

Thats very sweet of you, but I'm sure that if I really was, then people wouldn't make snide comments.


Granted, but Le Chiffre promises to look after it for you and you never see it again.


I wish I got paid a lot more for my job.

[Goodnight]

Let's see....good facial bone structure, lean body. If people make snide comments and you've not given them reason to, it's because of one thing : Jealousy. You're attractive, have many inerests, are nice, and drive like a NASCAR entry.

You are such a flatterer.



Granted, but why on earth would you want toothpaste and toilet cleaner in one? Surely it would be ok to put down the toilet..but I wouldn't put it in your mouth if I were you.
Sorry if I am missing the point.

[Goodnight]

I thought you ment as in two within the same bottle, like shampoo and conditioner in one. Forgive my silliness


I wish I had'nt shouted at my dad earlier. I said sorry, he means lots and lots to me

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you lose your sense of smell and taste.



I wish I could turn my hand to gambling, to makes lots of money very easily.

[volante]

Granted; but it's now on par with an English summer day (which is just two degrees above permafrost)

I wish I understood fractions

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you venture to India and you change your mind.

I wish this week would end and biology would die.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but biology comes back to haunt you for the rest of your life




I wish I had this (From Harrods, Knightsbridge, London)

Dear Santa.....

[elizabeth]

Granted, but a virus invades your brain and gives you Alzheimer's.

I wish I had something to do.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but the police seize it.


I wish I was as cool, smart and suave as 007 himself.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

You are, but your wife has been shot, the girl you loved commuted suicide and now your naked in a chair with Le Chiffre holding a rope... and you know what happens next!

I wish I could sleep with Eva Green!

[Jose]

Granted. She snores very loudly, kicks very hard, and hogs the blankets.

I wish my morning classes were more interesting.

[Goodnight]

Granted, they're interesting for others but not for you.


I wish I had Sky TV.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted, but there's a energy showdown and you can't see any channel!

I wish I had a Wii with the new GoldenEye!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but it breaks after five minutes

I wish I had another day to get my dissertation research finished

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted, you have another day but there are floods in your house and you're so busy that you can't finish your dissertation!!

I wish I wouldn't have to work on Saturdays!!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you have to work all day Sunday!

I wish my hair wasn't so thick

[Goodnight]

Granted, you are now bald.


I wish I could get free petrol.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but now you have to pay double the RRP on alcohol, cigarettes, bread, eggs, milk etc.

I wish my housemates would pay up, as they each owe me a fiver after I beat them at poker!

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. They pay you in an ancient Incan money that has no valué nowadays.

I wish my affective, economic, academical and social problems came to an end soon!

Granted. They pay you in an ancient Incan money that has no valué nowadays.

I wish my affective, economic, academical and social problems came to an end soon!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, you die!

I wish I didn't have a lecture tomorrow morning.

[Goodnight]

Granted you can study in the library in silence instead.


I wish I had an E46 BMW ///M3. Vrooooom

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. But it's stolen and now all the Police is after you!

I wish Martin Campbell could return to direct Bond 23.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but he casts Zac Efron as Bond

I wish I hadn't missed the first couple of minutes of tonight's Corrie!

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted! You miss the ending!

I wish Bond 23 starts with the gunbarrel!

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you loose all sense of taste.


I wish I had a Playstation 3.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. But your girlfriend spills her hot cocoa in your lap 2 seconds before it starts.

Watching B23 with a girlfriend wouldn't be that bad
You haven't corrupted anything, 'cos I'd tell her "Let's watch the film again because you made me miss the barrel"

Granted, but you loose all sense of taste.


I wish I had a Playstation 3.

Granted. You buy it in an Argentinean shanty town and it's broken. In other words, they blackmail you! hehehe


I wish the boxes I have to charge in my job wouldn't be that heavy!

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but a new government scheme means money has to be made of lead. Happy lifting!

I wish training to be a history teacher wasn't so demanding!

[Eric Stromberg]

Granted, but a new government scheme means money has to be made of lead. Happy lifting!

I wish training to be a history teacher wasn't so demanding!

Granted, but because your training is so easy you end up with an idiot level of education and spend your life blogging and drooling on your surroundings.

I wish I would get that job as a night watchman in a minimum security women's correctional institution.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but they all 'bat for the other team' if you get my drift.


I wish I had a set of 17" 'Konig Unknown' alloy wheels to go on my car.