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[mttvolcano]

Granted! But Taylor Lautner and Rob Pattinson star with horrible acting in another vampire series that girls still seem to admire.

I wish I got something good after the granted part. haha

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, something good.

I wish I didn't have to go through the painful process of applying for a PGCE.

[elizabeth]

Granted. No one knows what that is.

I wish there were a Laurel & Hardy movie in which Stan & Ollie switch bodies and go on their own adventures.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You are blind and you can't see it.

I wish my cat doesn't do popo in the floor.

[mttvolcano]

Granted. The cat does it every where else but the floor!

I wish I had an awesome apartment

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You have the wrong key and the door is locked.

I wish there weren't that many pregnant Bolivian girls or old women so I can travel seated on the 36 bus in my way to Villa Celina.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you have to deliver all the babies!

I wish we weren't reading Bridge to Terabithia in my English class next semester.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You have to read the complete Bible: the old and the new book!

I wish I lived in the 60s.

[Chief of SIS]

Granted. This forum doesn't exist.

I wish I didn't have to work overnights to pay for school.

[Goodnight]

Granted, your school gets closed down.


I wish I could record my dreams, then watch them later.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You lose the DVDs you recorded!

I wish I could have a decent looking gal by my side this year.

[elizabeth]

Granted, it's Ugly Betty.

I wish I could get my hands on For Love or Mummy (aka: The All-New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy) to review it for myself.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You have no PC, no Internet, not even a typewriter or a pen to wrote your review.

I wish Sam Mendes wouldn't direct Bond 23 in the way Forster did.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, he copies Guy Hamilton. Poor special effects and camped up villains anyone?

I wish I was noticed more.

[elizabeth]

Granted, you're in Playboy.

I wish Stan weren't such a hot mess.

[volante]

Granted; he cold, but laid on a slab.

I wish you could kill burglers legally

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. But a license to kill is also a passport to die, if you catch my drift

I wish I can get lost on an island with that girl I like.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you are both stranded with nothing to eat.


I wish I was more attractive. (no wonder I'm single FFS!!)

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you ARE attractive!

I wish Stan were my boyfriend.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. You now have a cartoon boyfriend from South Park
I wish i didn't have to pay so much for kollej.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You have to pay that much for oxygen.

I wish Project X wasn't called "Carte Blanche".

[Chief of SIS]

Granted, it's just called 'Blank Check.'

I wish I had more oatmeal and raisin cookies.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but it's hidden, somewhere, within a mile radius of your house.


I wish chocolate didn't make me get fat and spotty!

[volante]

Granted; but it makes you even more lovely than you already are; and so every weirdo comes on to you.

I wish there were more Friday's in the week

[elizabeth]

Granted, but a sudden thunderstorm turns them all into Mondays.

I wish my friend would text me so we can go out to lunch.

[Goodnight]

Granted, but you both get really bad food poisoning.


I wish I could (somehow) get some big company to sponsor me, and pay for all the stuff I want for my car.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but they give you Stone Age technology.

I wish another friend would text me so I can do something tonight.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. He proposes you to read the whole Bible in one night.

I wish my mother wouldn't be so headstrong.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but she's so headstrong she headbutts into a wall and now you must cater to her every whim.

I wish I had remembered to buy milk today.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You forgot to wear your underpants.

I wish Pierce Brosnan could came to Argentina.