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[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted, You are now forced to watch their Chinese knock-offs, Lauren and Harold..


I wish this worthless ing piece of damn printer would stop jamming like a little every time I print something.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. It works properly but someone stoles it.

I wish that gal would awnser my posts.

[elizabeth]

Granted. Hi! (That could or could not be a corruption depending on who the gal is).

I wish the library would let me have the textbook I need to study for the Cal Government exam for more than 2 hours. -.-

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but half the pages are missing

I wish I didn't have a cold/I wish I had tissues!

[Goodnight]

Granted, you have the plague instead.



I wish I could see into the future.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but you can only see horrible things like how people are going to die etc.

I wish my housemate hadn't kicked me in the face at football!

[Jose]

Granted. Your housemate didn't kick you in the face; you two re-enacted the torture scene from Casino Royale with you as Bond and housemate as Le Chiffre.

I wish I could grow a full beard.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you are hired as an Abraham Lincoln impersonator, yet you know that if you lived during the 1860 election, you'd have voted for Stephen Douglas.

I wish off-campus restaurants two feet away from campus would take our meal plans.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but now you can only eat at these restaurants. You're banned from everywhere else.

I wish I didn't have to go out in the freezing cold rain tonight.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. The rain is boiling hot and melts your skin off.

I wish that I don't screw up my clinical tomorrow.

[elizabeth]

Granted, but you do.

I wish my RWS professor didn't give us another essay just as soon as we turned our first one in today. -.-

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. You fail the class.

I wish for Vegas.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, allow me to introduce you to Mr. Johnny Vegas (a fat British comedian)

I wish Bradford City would learn how to win a game of football

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. They learn how to but they lose every match still!

I wish I could time travel to 1998

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. You get 90s pop stuck in your head and have to stay there.

I wish my girl didn't leave for the weekend.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, she stays, but you get called away at the last minute

I wish I didn't have to write a dissertation.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You have to write a novel.

I wish there were no cucaraches in my house!

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. They're now giant spiders.

I wish I could shank my roomies hipster friend.

[Goodnight]

Granted but they hate you afterwards.


I wish some of the retarded pricks on the road would actually use their indicators when they are driving.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. But they don't stop being reckless drivers!

I wish my mother would stop talking about her job.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. She's now mute.

I wish I could live my life to an 80s montage populated by only Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel.

[mttvolcano]

Granted, but they sing a duo of too shy throughout your life, nothing else.

I wish I was rich

[Goodnight]

Granted, but Steven Obanno keeps randomly turning up at your house, brandishing a meat cleaver and claiming that you owe him money.



I wish I could get a job that gives me maximum rewards for minimum amount of effort.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the job's in the North Pole.

I wish I had the day off tomorrow.

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

Granted. You have a lot to tidy up in my house.

I wish I could time travel to 2009 and take full advantage of the three little solaces (gals) I've had that year.

[xboy]

Granted, but you have a heart attack and die as soon as you get there. I wish Sean Connery didn't get any older and still did more Bond films.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but they're all Thunderball remakes!

I wish my Mum didn't get so involved in my business, given that I left home nearly three years ago!

[Monkeyfoahead]

Granted. She explodes because she can't let her obsessiveness about you out.


I wish it wasn't so bloody cold outside..

[Jaws0178]

Granted, welcome to hell, Blofeld

I wish it was Thursday

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

Granted, but the government passes a law where you have to wear polka dot clothing all day

I wish I could complete this bloody game! It's driving me mad!