
As Han Solo once said "Let's try to keep a little optimisim!"

Posted 27 September 2005 - 05:38 AM
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 05:54 AM
Big mistake. Should have kept the original idea. They are just trying to wrangle in new fans because [what they are replacing it with] is so big right now.
Phase one of destroying what should be a good film: Activated
Edited by Jack Spang, 27 September 2005 - 06:00 AM.
Posted 27 September 2005 - 05:58 AM
This is a Bond movie.
Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:01 AM
When has the literary Bond ever played Poker?
Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:02 AM
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 09:23 AM
Of course changing the game per se is not a massive change - but why do it at all, when baccarat immediately speaks of the novel, isn't seen in other films, couldn't be in other films without bringing this book to mind, and would be just as easy to explain as Texas Hold 'Em?
Posted 27 September 2005 - 09:32 AM
Posted 27 September 2005 - 09:36 AM
Of course changing the game per se is not a massive change - but why do it at all, when baccarat immediately speaks of the novel, isn't seen in other films, couldn't be in other films without bringing this book to mind, and would be just as easy to explain as Texas Hold 'Em?
Posted 27 September 2005 - 09:38 AM
Of course changing the game per se is not a massive change - but why do it at all, when baccarat immediately speaks of the novel, isn't seen in other films, couldn't be in other films without bringing this book to mind, and would be just as easy to explain as Texas Hold 'Em?
Not that I'm saying it shouldn't be in CASINO ROYALE, but isn't baccarat seen (albeit briefly) in GOLDENEYE?
Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:20 AM
To play devil's advocate- baccarat is entirely luck based, something Fleming's Bond depended on constantly but not something Movie Bond relies on. Just making him really lucky playing cards combined with all his other indestructiveness removes any sense of tension at all, which is presumably what they're after here.
Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:42 AM
Why adapt CR, though, if you don't want to keep some of the stuff that differentiates it from 1. The other Bond films. 2. Other films in general.
Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:53 AM
Why adapt CR, though, if you don't want to keep some of the stuff that differentiates it from 1. The other Bond films. 2. Other films in general.
Because its got a nice title.
Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:54 AM
Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:58 AM
CASINO ROYALE is a very marketable title, too. Everyone's heard of it, and everyone knows it's Bond, even though they may not have read the novel and may not even know what kind of story Fleming tells in it.
Posted 27 September 2005 - 11:15 AM
Posted 27 September 2005 - 11:24 AM
You may be right, Mark and Loomis, although my instinct is that CASINO ROYALE is a fairly old-fashioned title and a confusing one. I suspect quite a few people will be saying 'Huh? Didn't they already do that?' And the idea of Bond in a casino - 'ooh, how original'. If you want to get people who don't normally go to Bond flms to go back for this new one, I wouldn't have thought this title would do that. Sure, another TOMORROW NEVER DIES or DIE ANOTHER DAY title would put people off, too. But something like THE COLD LIGHT OF MORNING might get the Bourne crowd in.
But you may be right.
Posted 27 September 2005 - 11:35 AM
I've calmed down. I think.
Still not too fond of the idea - it's not that it's resistance to change, but the nature of the change. Why not have them play Bridge? I accept that this is not the world's most fashionable game but there's something less grubby about it - I accept that this is rampaging snobbery but I doesn't poker have a slightly sleazy image?
My bigger "worry" (odd word - I shopuld be worried about more serious things than whether a film is good or not) is what this appears to be a symptom of.
Are they making their one shot at the book, or remaking the 1967 film?
If (and I accept that this is a massive assumption) the most prevalent rumours are true, then what we appear to have is this:-
Poker
Younger Bond and Older Bond
The Dench
(I forget) John Cleese?
Brand spanking new up to the minute Aston Martin
Fiat Panda
A return from the dead for Vesper Lynd
Given that the only extreme the Bond series seems to have avoided so far is time travel...
Casino Royale (2006)
An aging James Bond, fearing he is losing it, starts having visions of a woman he knew when he was a younger man, Vesper Lynd. He sees her several times on the street (a deliberate lift from DoubleShot).These culminate in a breakdown (obligatory Brosnan "acting" bit) which see him transferred to The Park rest home (cue the last repeat character never used: Sir James Thing, although now reinvented as Jugarama Ding-Dong, Thai masseuse). The visions do not stop and Bond begins to query whether she died after all.
He escapes from The Park (cue obligatory fugitive agent thing) and meets Q in... oh, I dunno, let's say Belgium (not that I'm thinking this through). Pitying his plight, Q demonstrates his latest absurd device - a time distorter. Before Q can prevent a crass use of special effects, Bond leaps/slides/squeezes into the Time Distorter and is shot back to (unidentified time earlier, but earlier nonetheless) and witnesses his younger self (played by twelve year old newcomer Henry Cavill) going through the plot of Casino Royale. Realising, in a postmodern twist, that it would be better for Vesper to stay alive (albeit not for love, but so she can be interrogated - and also that his Older Self will feel "no more guilt" (God, this is terrible), Bond engineers his Young Self losing the big game of poker/snap/go fish/cribbage, rather than winning - Older Bond has read the book, even if no-one else has.
To make it more accessible, and on the basis everyone has vacuum cleaners rather than carpet beaters, the torture sequence is retained but Bond is molested with an egg whisk.
Trying to capture Vesper, Old Bond turns into the sinister man following Young Bond and Vesper in his Fiat Panda through France/South Africa/wherever and this will, bitterly ironically, cause her to feel she is about to be exposed and kill herself anyway. He cannot escape his past! And now... his past cannot escape him! Ooh, deep. Actually, that's not a bad tag-line for the poster...
Old Bond, realising that his fate is set in stone (cliche), shoots Back to the Future (part II) and discovers that some evil people have paid someone to dress up like her to drive him mad for some reason and he has to play poker again to stop them doing something bad to trees or the world's AFRICAN CONFLICT DIAMOND supply and it ends in a cave with machine guns and he does cop off with the lookalike in a slightly creepy way.
Alternatively, once the poor cow in the past has done away with herself, realising the pitable nature of everything (including the script) Old Bond then shoots himself due to the pity of it all and a New Bond series begins with Mr Cavill as James Bond, poker ace. Alternatively Old Bond kills New Bond and the whole thing ends up disappearing up a collective backside.
or
Casino Royale (1996)
James Bond discovers that a woman he thought was dead is not and in the years that have passed, she has borne him a son, also called James, played by twelve-year old newcomer Henry Cavill. Something about online poker and beating a big computer virus and much father-son bonding and then father dies saving the world from something or other and James Bond II decides to take up his father's calling and fight for truth, justice and the American Way by becoming an undercover NASCAR driver or something.
Posted 27 September 2005 - 11:44 AM
Posted 27 September 2005 - 11:46 AM
I think that the litterary Bond does play poker. If I am not wrong, it is written in Moonraker when describing a common evening when he is in London : "making love with no passion to one of the married women he knows or playing poker with a couple of close friends".
(can someone confirm the title ?)
Anyway, Poker is not "class" enough to be played in a casino. Moreover, there is not this feeling of direct confrontation that you can have in Baccarat when you say "Banco".
"Banco" means that you will stand alone against the "sabot owner" in front of other players and audience. There is a psychological dimension that is not in poker.