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[Airrider]

*while driving very quickly in his Aston* POWERRRRRR!

[dee-bee-five]

(In a bleating voice): "The gunbarrel should be at the start of the film...!"

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways! One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere; like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe; so I decided to go to Morganville, which was what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em! "Gimme 5 bees for a quarter", you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yes! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. But they didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only things you could get were those big yellow ones..."

The Simpsons

*While driving quick in an Aston* POWWWERR!!!!

Jeremy Clarkson!







"Ok. The congestion charge is too high these days, can I just get Q to make me a bycycle?"

*In an American Voice* "Quarter Master SIR!!!, I dont like my Walther P99 anymore. Its a little wussie's gun! Can I get a Desert Eagle with extra chrome, in .50 AE, not that Piss Weak .44 Magnum?"

"*Pumps a shotgun* Asto La Beista, Bebby!"

(In a bleating voice): "The gunbarrel should be at the start of the film...!"

He would say that. Everyone except your "Daneil Craig" playing the Bond I consider a Spin-Off pardoy!

[Jose]

Gadzooks!

[Jose]

I'll rip out your optics!

[agentjamesbond007]

"Q told me that I should go jogging around town to lose some weight"

[agentjamesbond007]

"Hmmm, I think that was the first time Q called me James Bond"

[danslittlefinger]

"Yes actually that IS mayonnaise"

[dogmanstar]

"No thanks, actually, I'm a vegan and I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Would you happen to have any carrot juice?"

[danslittlefinger]

I'm cooking tonight...

so how about rissoles...or maybe a nice bit of bloater?

[Jose]

I love the Beatles!

Specifically, Connery's Bond.

[DamnCoffee]

[Matt_13]

" Sorry, but not on the first date."

[agentjamesbond007]

"Are you a virgin?"

[DamnCoffee]

"What flavour do you want me to wear? Banana?"

[BlackFire]

"One beer please, 0% alcohol."

Edited by BlackFire, 19 December 2008 - 01:23 AM.

[Jaws0178]

Yeah, gimme a Grape NeHi

[agentjamesbond007]

"If you don't give me a raise, I will join SPECTRE!"

[Trey]

"Do you have a juice box?"

"I'm sorry...I'm waiting 'til marriage."

Oh wait, that was in OHMSS, if only for a moment...

"I'm just starting New Moon, actually."

[Jose]

Please be gentle, it's my first time!

[BlackFire]

"I wanted a bloody Cognac, M!"

[DamnCoffee]

"You're just like ya mother... I did her, too!"

[Joyce Carrington]

"Whoopsidaisies..."

[BlackFire]

"I don't like women at all..."

[Jace]

"Whoopsidaisies..."

hilarious image

[agentjamesbond007]

"do you have a little weiner and some tiny nuts?"

[Jose]

Put your clothes back on, I'm not in the mood.

[DamnCoffee]

"You're just using me for sex!"

[Jose]

Boobies!! Yippee!!

[HH007]

"Does this suit make me look fat?"