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[Jose]

You want to have WHAT with me?! Heavens, no! Why, I'm old enough to be your grandfather dagnabit!

[BlackFire]

"I rock!"

[Jaws0178]

and roll

[DamnCoffee]

"You make me sad!"

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"Salt and Vinegar...no Prawn Cocktail..., can't decide...BOTH! Hell, you only live once...or is it twice?"

[agentjamesbond007]

[when Bond is trapped and cannot think of a way out]
"I'll do ANYTHING... ANYTHING" [even sex ]

[Jose]

I'm gonna get your name tattooed on my chest in big bold letters with a dragon with giant eagle wings playing a double-necked guitar breathing fire wearing a leather vest and a really cool top-hat!!

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Ugh. I have to save the world AGAIN? Can't you get someone else to do it?

[Jose]

Didn't I have a different accent last time?

[agentjamesbond007]

"If you don't have sex with me, I will kill you and then fulful my sexual desires"

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Ooh, I just ADORE paisleys!"

[Judo chop]

“Look what they make me give!”

[Jose]

Free Bird!!!!!!

Edited by Jose, 29 January 2009 - 04:39 PM.

[agentjamesbond007]

[Holding Q's sandwich] "What kind of gadget is this?"

[Jose]

Well, you can take this job and shove it! I'm out, you fascist !

I miss Vesper. (or any other Bond girl)

Oh my god! You're on myspace, too?! Add me! Add me!

[dogmanstar]

"Now, you've gone and hurt my feelings! You, you, you . . . . meanie!"

[Jose]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother[censored]ing snakes* on this mother[censored]ing plane!

*or Quantum agents, or SPECTRE agents

Edited by Jose, 11 February 2009 - 05:25 AM.

[dogmanstar]

"Be gentle. . . It's my first time!"

Or

"Wanna cuddle, woomsees?"

[Jose]

"If you don't give me a raise, I will join SPECTRE!"

Hehe. Nice one.
Or Quantum.



I think we should see other people.

It's not you, it's me.

It's over 9,000!!!!

Wyld Stallyns!

Golly gee whiz! I suuure do wish I was like that Jason Bourne fellow! He is sure is one cooooooool dude!

Edited by Jose, 12 February 2009 - 05:31 AM.

[agentjamesbond007]

"You know what I do on my spare time? I do drugs and you should do some too, Ms. Moneypenny. It makes you feel better to cope with your depression. I did that when I lost my wife."

[S.P.E.C.T.R.E_Agent_44]

"Fine, Have 009 Replace Me See If I Care M"

"I Really Can't I'm Afraid Of Heights."

"Yea Baby!"

"Naner Naner Naner!"

"Blofeld, Stop It You Silly Goose."

"Felix My Friend, You Haven't Changed At All."

"And Hows About We Play Twister At My Place."

"Got Any 6s", "Go Fish."

[agentjamesbond007]

"I'm afraid I can't go out tonight; the game is on at 7"

[Jose]

My curfew's at 10.

Someone might have said this one- "I"m getting too old for this!"

[Captain Tightpants]

"You know, maybe we should just cuddle for a little bit. It has less to do with not wanting to sleep with you; moreso the fact that I can't get your bra undone."

[Jose]

Was that good for you too baby?

Hey do you mind if my friend Felix joins us? Calm down, it's nothing bad. It's just a threesome. Or menage a trois, it sounds classy. Yeah you'll be sucking my cock while he gives it to you in the . Then we'll switch and you'll be sucking his cock while you ride my cock. How's that sound? Oh and we're gonna splatter your face too.

Edited by Jose, 11 March 2009 - 01:51 AM.

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Bond to hotel manager in QoS:
(In Spanish) We are teachers on sabbatical and we've just won the lottery.
Manager: So what?
Bond: (Leaps across the counter, starts beating up the manager, then holds a gun to his head) We'd like your best suite! NOW!

[Airrider]

Bond to hotel manager in QoS:
(In Spanish) We are teachers on sabbatical and we've just won the lottery.
Manager: So what?
Bond: (Leaps across the counter, starts beating up the manager, then holds a gun to his head) We'd like your best suite! NOW!

You sure this isn't meant for "How Evil Can Bond Get?"

...although if it were, he'd have fired by now...

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Oops!!! Sorry guys!!

[Jose]

Hey, man, can you spare some change? I'm broke!

! That bitch gave me crabs (or any STD)!

Edited by Jose, 11 March 2009 - 03:21 PM.

[danielcraigisjamesbond007]

Hey, man, can you spare some change? I'm broke!

Too add on to that:
"Well, how about McDonald's?"