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[Bishop]

Enter anything you think bond would never say!!ill start off


Man check out that

[Dmitri Mishkin]

Sorry, I can't sleep with you because it will go against my moral, religious and core philosophical values.

[Qwerty]

"I'm gay."

[00-FAN008]

"Can't you see I'm trying to take a piss over here?"

(P.S. Imagine Roger Moore saying this.)

[Qwerty]

Enter anything you think bond would never say!!ill start off


Man check out that

Just type the words as is.

[00-FAN008]

"Your genitailia is hanging out from your zipper. May I?"

[00-FAN008]

"Ahh... ripe fruit."

[Qwerty]

Probably best not to double post in this type pf CBn Forum game.

[Bishop]

Ill have some american beer please.a six pack.

[Sun Tzu]

"You know what? Go ahead. Destroy the world. See if I care."

[Righty007]

"M, bourbon in the morning? You must be joking!"

[K1Bond007]

Q, I promise to take good care of this gadget/car.

[Dmitri Mishkin]

Good one, K1Bond007.

"I love my job."

"I'm a one-woman man."

[bebopfoot]

Hey Felix, you look exactly the same as the last time I saw you.

[Qwerty]

"Vodka? Never touch the stuff."

[SPECTRE ASSASSIN]

"I'm Rick James, BITCH!"

Sorry, watching too "Chappelle's Show".

[Qwerty]

"I'm a virgin."

[Jim]

"Nope, can't afford that, sorry."

"I prefer Sainsbury's to Tesco, although Morrisons do a splendid meat 'n' tater pie."

"Pint and a packet of scratchings, ta."

"Frankly, Arsene Wenger is a bloody genius."

"Mmm...custard."

"Do you do it up the wrong 'un? Oh go on; for a fiver?"

"May I shoot my fishy up your squishy?"

[Kingdom Come]

Oh I could do with a man inside me.

Look at the muck in here.

I could do with a dump.

[00-FAN008]

"I'm Rick James, BITCH!"

Sorry, watching too "Chappelle's Show".

Heh... how about "CHARLIE MURPHY!!!"?

[IndyB007]

"Yo Mamma!"

[Taboo]

"All hail to the King. Gimme some sugar baby!"

[Double-Oh-Zero]

"The hell do I look like, the all-knowing intellectual who can solve anything?"

"Please explain to me the rules of this game."

"Do I look fat in this?"

"I fold."

"Anyone here know how to properly dismantle a bomb?"

"The fact of the matter is, you're too damn ugly."

"...Ahrgh! Damn bow ties! Is it...over, under...no, wait...MOTHER[censored]"

"That looks pretty unsafe, y'know..."

"Could you tell me how to get to this place? I'm utterly lost."

"Frankly, this wine is inexcusably crappy."

[Genrewriter]

Yeah, gimme a Big Mac, a large order of fries and chocolate shake.

[Stuart]

'No! I said a double quarter pounder. No onions. Extra ketchup. Biggie size me.'

'Man, I am so ripped up with this Pepe Lopex te-kill-ya.'

'I have so got to pinch one.'

[Stephenson]

"Ribbed or fruit flavored?"

"What do you mean, 'I`m your father'?"

"Now how the bloody hell does this thing work?"

"Excuse me for interupting Mr. Villian, but don't you think it would be more effective if you just shot me now?"

"So how do you dig out a volcano?"

"I just need some quarters for the slots."

"Tarzan Yell!" (Oh wait....)

"It's not you, it's me...."

[Qwerty]

"Sorry, this is my first time..."

[Stephenson]

"Bond. James Blonde .... I mean Bond! Sorry, it's just you're so damn hot, that I get a little flustered."

[SPECTRE ASSASSIN]

"I'm Rick James, BITCH!"

Sorry, watching too "Chappelle's Show".

Heh... how about "CHARLIE MURPHY!!!"?

"Is James Bond going to have to choke a bitch!?"

[Johnboy007]

"I'm not in the mood right now."

"Hand me a pink packet, please."

"These sweatpants sure are comfortable"

"I'd like a nice, comfortable, affordable American car."

"Would you join me for a spot of tea?"