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[spynovelfan]

'I don't agree - I think RZA's production was probably at its best on Only Built For Cuban Linx...'

'Yes, I'm afraid Blair has betrayed all of us who thought he might finally return Britain to socıalıst values. He's almost worse than Thatcher!'

'Do you have Vanilla Coke?'

'Suits you, sir.'

'I 'ad that Pierce Brosnan in the back of my cab once.'

'Clearly, the great masterpiece of the Farrelly brothers was, and will always remain, There's Something About Mary.'

'I always fancied that cute little boy in Diff'rent Strokes. You know, the one that looked like a miniature Dizzy Gillespie, who said "Whutcha talkin' bout Willis?" I always wanted to stroke his cheeks...'

'My name's Bond, James Bond - and I am an alcoholic.'

[Bond111]

"Sure, I'd love a cucumber sandwich right about now."

[Sun Tzu]

"That was a legendary deuce."

"Giggity."

"Then the reindeer looked up at me and said, 'It's okay, nobody will ever know.'"

"No, darling, ribbed for your pleasure."

"I'm terribly sorry, I'm not an advocate for casual sex with strangers."

"The reason that that particular film failed in 1997 is due to the fact that 'Titanic' is an Illuminati controlled enterprise. The money earned from it's success will go to food surplus for the Soviet soldiers hiding in salt mines south of Salt Lake City, who will take over America within the next six months at the given order. Our only hope is to build a compound large enough to house militaristc training and use our precious Amendment to fight back. Now who's with me?"

[Bon-san]

Seriously, darling, this has never happened to me before!

[Loomis]

"Got any skins?"

"A large doner, please, with plenty of chilli sauce, some chips, and, erm, an Apple Tango. Wrapped, please."

"Be Here Now isn't as bad as they say, but Oasis definitely lost it with Standing On the Shoulder of Giants. But, frankly, although they were more commercially successful, Oasis were never remotely as good as The Stone Roses. Ah, She Bangs the Drums takes me right back to Eton - used to drive m'tutor insane playing that song again and again."

"Our man in Bangkok, what was his name? Oh, yes, Carruthers. He told me once: 'Bond, if you haven't had a Thai ladyboy you haven't lived.' Sceptical at first, of course, but, well.... he was right!"

[K1Bond007]

"Hello Felix"

[Sun Tzu]

"But darling...I thought we had something!"

[Stephenson]

"Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of a movie and pizza afterwards."

"I'm at a loss for words."

"What's the gas mileage like?"

"Careful with that! I have to return it when I'm done!"

"I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with you seeing me naked."

"Perhaps you could wear something less revealing?"

[Sun Tzu]

Trevelyan: I hear the new M is a lady.
Bond: Yes, I'd like to bend her over the desk.

"I'm rather fond of... peacocks."

[Kingdom Come]

Darling, I'm off down the clap clinic I'm passing the library on my way have you any books to leave back?

Two fish suppers, cock.

Should we get a conservatory?

Have you seen the price of these Plasma tellys?

These net curtains want washing, their boggin'.

[mtonline]

Fo Sizzle Ma Nizzle!

If u think im sexy, and u want my body....

wow, u look very masculine this mornin felix

im sorry, this has never happened before.

wow, ive never tried that one before.

hey, can i use ur 3 1/2 inch floppy




M_T

[Glor (009)]

"Daammnn...babbyy!"

"Jack and seven please"

"This peanut butter is excellent"

"That's a man, man."

"What up? Biyatch."

"Will you marry me?"

And the number one thing we won't be hearing from Bond. "I've decided to retire." ...We hope

[00-FAN008]

"Excuse me, ma'am, but could you please look at the price tag of these pants for me?"

"I hate to interrupt you on such a grand occasion, Mr. Blofeld, but there is a spot on your tie which resembles a cow taking flute lessons on a barrel of clay."

"Bummer."

"If you want me to put the gun away, I'm afraid your only choice is to swallow this empty shot glass."

"You will refuse a back massage for a gentleman such as yourself?"

Bond: I hate to allow this, Mr. Drax, but I'm going to have to pee in this kettle. Mind if you boil it? Drax: Not at all.

"Ahh... raspberry chew!"

[Xenia_Onatopp]

"Can I get that in a size Small?"

"I hate guns."

"Not now, I have a headache."

"Q, here are your gadgets back, in perfect shape; 'didn't have to use them at all."

"Virgin strawberry daiquiri, blended, not on the rocks."

"Miss Moneypenny, 8:00 tonight, my place."

[Sun Tzu]

"I guess the only way we can settle this is over a few rounds of Halo."

"Why all the killing? Can't we all just get along?"

"Giant space laser? What a bunch of [censored]ing . What kind of [censored]ing stupid hare-brained mother[censored]er thought up that load of ? I mean [censored]ing seriously, for 's sake."

Edited by Sun Tzu, 29 March 2005 - 12:52 AM.

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Another of the '74 Phu Yuk, thanks."

[00Twelve]

"'Penny, please! I said I was sorry! Just one more chance!"

"My bad."

"Who you got in the final four?"

"I think he has my eyes."

"If you want to drive a real car, a man's car, try a Citroen."

"One hand on ya!"

"Yes, I'd love to hear your Barry Manilow collection."

[Agent 76]

"my name Is James, James Bond"

"I'll have an hamburger and some milkshake please"

"moneypenny can you walk my dog tomorrow?"

[Stephenson]

"Would it be okay if we just cuddled?"

[00Twelve]

"Yes, I believe I'll supersize."

"Scotch and water, hold the scotch."

"Blofeld is alive? Awww, forget it."

[trumanlodge89]

I must find a razor to shave this mane on my chest.

[Stephenson]

I must find a razor to shave this mane on my chest.

"But the boys on 'Queer Eye' called it manscaping ...."

[Bon-san]

"Yes, a Big Mac Value Meal, and super-size that please."

[Aussie21]

"O-tay, Buckwheat!"

[Bon-san]

"Thanks, but I think I'd prefer the 42xl in a pink paisley."

[Skudor]

"I'll have a non-alcoholic Shirley Temple with a pink umbrella please"

[Bon-san]

"Sir Mix-a-lot? He's pure genius."

[Bryce (003)]

"Bud Light...Drafted...Not stirred."

"Do you have any of the economy rooms? I'm on a budget and the Presidential Suite is just a bit too much."

"Can I still redeem my buffet voucher after I've checked out?"

"Excellent Q! I've been curious about these Yugo's."

"My tuxedo?...Sears...Men's Fall line and I got a free shirt."

*taps watch, holds it up to ear* "Damn Timex."

"That's the nicest bong I've ever seen."

*glaring at 'Bob' the Chevron mechanic* "$200! C'mon! You're telling me you can't do better on a lower radiator hose for a '64 Aston Martin?"

"Yes, the 'McRib Extra value meal' - Super sized....With a diet coke."

*slurring* "What do you mean $40? Lap-Dances at the top-of-the-hour are supposed to be 2-for-1!"

"Wanna see my PPK?"

"Oh I don't care...Any champagne will do....Ooooo....Cook's!"

"Hey Moneypenny...Smoke it or screw it...Puff-puff give!"

"Has anyone seen my Ice-T CD?"

*looking over hotel charges at check-out* "Hey! Wait a minute....I did not order "Cheerleader Ninja Nurses" on pay-per-view...It was "Naughty College Girls Gone Wild 6"...I have some standards."

[Jaws0178]

Hey, that new Bone, Thugz and Harmony is the schizzle my nizzle. (Sorry, listening to "Resurrection: Paper, paper.")

[Qwerty]

"Bud Light...Drafted...Not stirred."

"Do you have any of the economy rooms? I'm on a budget and the Presidential Suite is just a bit too much."

"Can I still redeem my buffet voucher after I've checked out?"

"Excellent Q! I've been curious about these Yugo's."

"My tuxedo?...Sears...Men's Fall line and I got a free shirt."

*taps watch, holds it up to ear* "Damn Timex."

"That's the nicest bong I've ever seen."

*glaring at 'Bob' the Chevron mechanic* "$200! C'mon! You're telling me you can't do better on a lower radiator hose for a '64 Aston Martin?"

"Yes, the 'McRib Extra value meal' - Super sized....With a diet coke."

*slurring* "What do you mean $40? Lap-Dances at the top-of-the-hour are supposed to be 2-for-1!"

"Wanna see my PPK?"

"Oh I don't care...Any champagne will do....Ooooo....Cook's!"

"Hey Moneypenny...Smoke it or screw it...Puff-puff give!"

"Has anyone seen my Ice-T CD?"

*looking over hotel charges at check-out* "Hey! Wait a minute....I did not order "Cheerleader Ninja Nurses" on pay-per-view...It was "Naughty College Girls Gone Wild 6"...I have some standards."

LOL!