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[Bon-san]

"Yeth, pink ith my favorite."

[Genrewriter]

A martini? Nash, hate the bloody things. Give me a six pack of Coors and some pretzels and make it snappy!

[Skudor]

"Eeeeeeh!! A spider, how yucky!"

[David Schofield]

Turns to barman as the lady next to him he has been chatting to leaves her stool to go to the toilet:

"Just keep topping the lady's drink up." He winks. "I think I'm in there."

[Skudor]

"I'll have two scoops of vanilla, two of chocolate and some whipped cream on top please."

Edited by Skudor, 27 April 2005 - 11:57 AM.

[Bon-san]

"Actually, it's vıagra."

[Skudor]

"Does my butt look big in this?"

[Bon-san]

"Oysters are yucky."

[hrabb04]

"Jane, you ignorant ..."

[Mister Asterix]

[mra]

[007_Stef]

"Im gonna pop a cap in ur ..b***h...!"

[Bon-san]

"Oh, yes, I loved Abbott & Costello, although I couldn't ever get into Laurel & Hardy."

[cvheady007]

"Hi - on film, my name is Bond...James Bond. In real life, my name is Daniel Craig."

[Bon-san]

"Just give me the cheapest."

[Skudor]

"I'll have a Big Mac with a large fries and a Diet Coke please"

[Bon-san]

"Yes, sir, I agree. Having the PM's secretary assist in rewriting the Service's Codes of Conduct is a great idea."

[Skudor]

"Hm... should I go with the Focus or the Astra?"

[Bon-san]

"Be gentle, 'Penny."

[Sun Tzu]

"Killing goes against my values as a good Christian."

[Bon-san]

"Yes, hello, I'd like to renew my subscription to the National Enquirer."

[Blofeld's Cat]

I absolutely looooove The Beatles!

[Janus Assassin]

Does this tux make me look fat?

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Sorry, I'm busy. Get someone else!"

[Qwerty]

Does this tux make me look fat?

LOL

[00-FAN008]

"Sho, yuhe deshided to shcedule my dentishtsh appointment early?"

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Isn't M a real hornbag, or what!?"

[rogermoore007]

"Shazaam!"

[Baron Samendi]

I'm gay!

[Xboxster]

The name's Bond...James...line?

[Qwerty]

"Ghostbusters, whaddya want?!