"Not tonight pretty lady, I have a headache."
Things Bond wouldn't say game!
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, Mar 28 2005 03:03 AM
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#92
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 01:52 AM
"Felix, marry me!"
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Posted 07 May 2005 - 09:16 PM
Hey, Jaws. Where can I find a dentist that will do that for me. I have been watching MTV and I wanna be like the Cash Money Millionaires.
Todd
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Posted 07 May 2005 - 11:57 PM
"Either you let me use a condom, or you can get the hell out of here!"
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 03:04 AM
"I'll decide for myself if I want to dance, Mr. Blofeld. I have a thing about free expression."
#96
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 03:07 AM
"Either you let me use a condom, or you can get the hell out of here!"
Wasn't there condoms in Death Is Forever?
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 03:26 AM
Ok who hawked a loogy in my martini.
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 04:58 AM
"Someday I'll be the most powerful jedi in the world."
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 07:01 AM
"My, that is a very silly word."
"Tickles my tongue."
"Tickles my tongue."
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Posted 10 May 2005 - 12:40 AM
(Napoleon Dynamite) "Wow is that a Lotus.... you must of gotten like three feet of air on that one."
#101
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Posted 10 May 2005 - 12:55 AM
Where the hell is my gurtle?
Q, couldn't I just drive a Saturn for this mission?
Q, couldn't I just drive a Saturn for this mission?
#102
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Posted 10 May 2005 - 01:52 AM
An SUV, Q? I'll be eluding people not driving to soccer practice."
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 05:02 AM
"Isn't everyone here just so phony?"
"Dude."
"Alec, you magnificent bastard. I love you."
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!"
"I'm all messed up inside."
"You know what, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have kissed you savagely in the middle of a sentence. What were you saying about my despicable lifestyle?"
*drunk at the wedding in LTK* "You know, Felix, I don't mind telling you...that Della...she puts out! And boy is she a tiger in the sack. Wooooooeeee!"
"Dude."
"Alec, you magnificent bastard. I love you."
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!"
"I'm all messed up inside."
"You know what, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have kissed you savagely in the middle of a sentence. What were you saying about my despicable lifestyle?"
*drunk at the wedding in LTK* "You know, Felix, I don't mind telling you...that Della...she puts out! And boy is she a tiger in the sack. Wooooooeeee!"
#104
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 05:11 AM
vıagra?.
#105
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 11:18 AM
"Trebek, I'd like to make it a true daily double."
#106
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 11:28 AM
Probably been done in this thread, but:
'I've no idea, sir.'
'I've no idea, sir.'
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 02:16 PM
"Trebek, I'd like to make it a true daily double."
LOL
Connery:"I pose a conundrum to you Trebek, a riddle if you will."
Trebek:"I don't want to hear it."
Connery:"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."
#108
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 03:35 PM
"THE DAY IS MINE, TREBECK!"
"I hate snakes!"
"Just between us, Harry Palmer is a bit of a hack. I mean, the man's got no finesse whatsoever."
"M, you're absolutely right. I'll get off the case immediately."
*while making plans to seduce Paris Carver*
Moneypenny: How the heck are you gonna do that?
Bond: I dunno, build her a cake or something.
"...wait, hang on. Pussycat? I don't get it."
"Hello, Auntie M! HAHAHAHA. I've always wanted to say that."
Xenia: Straight up...with a twist.
Bond: *sarcastically* Oh, let me write THAT one down.
"I hate snakes!"
"Just between us, Harry Palmer is a bit of a hack. I mean, the man's got no finesse whatsoever."
"M, you're absolutely right. I'll get off the case immediately."
*while making plans to seduce Paris Carver*
Moneypenny: How the heck are you gonna do that?
Bond: I dunno, build her a cake or something.
"...wait, hang on. Pussycat? I don't get it."
"Hello, Auntie M! HAHAHAHA. I've always wanted to say that."
Xenia: Straight up...with a twist.
Bond: *sarcastically* Oh, let me write THAT one down.
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Posted 01 June 2005 - 05:43 PM
Hey Manchester United is winning... bartender gimme a beer. Shakin not stirred.
#110
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Posted 03 June 2005 - 04:45 AM
"Well, I can't be sure, but I believe I may just have it goin' on."
"Don't tell me you've never gotten the Led out!" (School of Rock)
"Of course, if you take into account the story in the children's novelization of Return of the Jedi, then Anakin's disfigurment was caused directly by the emperor. They blatantly contradicted this in Revenge of the Sith, even going so far as to blame Obi-Wan. I guess that was what ruined the film for me, all things considered."
"Don't get me wrong, I want this, but I value your friendship too much..."
"Don't tell me you've never gotten the Led out!" (School of Rock)
"Of course, if you take into account the story in the children's novelization of Return of the Jedi, then Anakin's disfigurment was caused directly by the emperor. They blatantly contradicted this in Revenge of the Sith, even going so far as to blame Obi-Wan. I guess that was what ruined the film for me, all things considered."
"Don't get me wrong, I want this, but I value your friendship too much..."
#111
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 01:15 PM
"With extra cheese, please."
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 05:06 AM
"A pretty piece of flesh am I..."
#113
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 09:14 AM
:: From The Living Daylights in the plane::
Kara: James, why are they shooting at us.
Bond: Shut up, you goat. I have to fly this damned thing.
I always thought, particularly in the Jeep scene that she sounded like a goat. Jaaaammmmeeesss! Just me
Ttttttooooooddddddd
Kara: James, why are they shooting at us.
Bond: Shut up, you goat. I have to fly this damned thing.
I always thought, particularly in the Jeep scene that she sounded like a goat. Jaaaammmmeeesss! Just me
Ttttttooooooddddddd
#114
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 09:37 AM
"My name is Pussy Galore."
"...what? Oh, I thought you said Penis Galore."
"...what? Oh, I thought you said Penis Galore."
#115
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 12:13 PM
how about "I'm oldfinger"
#116
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:25 PM
I want a strawberry!
#117
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:29 PM
Give me five!
#118
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:41 PM
I'm the King of the world.
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 12:46 PM
Do you have a condom on you?
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 01:19 PM
LOL*while making plans to seduce Paris Carver*
Moneypenny: How the heck are you gonna do that?
Bond: I dunno, build her a cake or something.