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[Joyce Carrington]

Anything involving the words 'hokey' and 'pokey'.

[ACE]

"The decaf, please"

"While you're down there...May..."

"Actually, it's OUTSIDE my room, folded behind the room number."

[pieffra]

There is one thing he said and he don't have to said. I don't know if in the orignal version he said that, but surely was in the Italian version of DAD.
When he meets Raoul in Cuba, Raul asks James Bond not to make him a betrayer for his country, and james bond answers he never wanted to ask him that...
But, it seems to me spies live for that, to find someone who betrays his country...

[callmejames]

Actually he says "betray your people," a clever parlance that spies like because it implies that while the asset is betraying his government, it is because he is a patriot.

To keep this topical:


"Oh I don't care, just run by Wal-Mart and pick me up a few pairs of jeans."

--OR--

"This reminds me of episode 67, when Kirk and Spock are forced to fight each other by the Klingons. What do you mean 'Next Generation?' Oh please."

[Qwerty]

Anything involving the words 'hokey' and 'pokey'.

Bond to M:

You put your right foot in....You put your right foot out....You put your right foot in....Now you try!

[TortillaFactory]

"Why does it always have to be ME?"

[Qwerty]

God damnit M, I'm knitting, for chrissakes..

[Bon-san]

"Actually, dear, I'm too tired."

[Qwerty]

How does this gun-thingy work?

[Agent 76]

I like 80's music Moneypenny

So Q, why don't we try a skate this time!

I see dead people

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

-Smoking is bad for you! Don't you read the surgeon general's warnings at the end of the movie! *winks at camera


-I miss Rosie Carver.


-Cherry-appletini, shaken, not stirred.

Edited by ComplimentsOfSharky, 19 August 2005 - 11:15 PM.

[Bryce (003)]

"Hmmm...Condoms dipped in truth-serum. Ingenious Q! Saves me half the work."

[Bondian]

I want 42 million for Casino Royale.

[TortillaFactory]

"Hmmm...Condoms dipped in truth-serum. Ingenious Q! Saves me half the work."

Har! Just don't turn them inside-out.

BOT.

"Paper or plastic?"

(Singing) "You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life...."

"...spanking? Bit kinky for my blood."

[Agent 76]

I think you should stop drinking M

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

This is a little strong, could I get a shirley temple instead?


Yes of course, make it however you like, I'm not picky.

[Qwerty]

'Get in my BELLY!'

[Agent 76]

Tell me Q, are you a geek?

[Joyce Carrington]

"I'm pooped!"

[Qwerty]

"Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang...he...hehe..."

[Agent 76]

"whoopsie daisies! "

[Qwerty]

"Let's do a How-down."

[homerjbond]

"I'm going with Jinx to stop Graves. If things go well, I'll be showing her my 'O' face. You know, 'Oh! Oh!' "


"Sounds like someone has the case of the Mondays!"

[Qwerty]

"I've got 41 pieces of flair."

[Loomis]

BOND: Do you expect me to talk?

GOLDFINGER: Oh no, Mr Bond! I expect you to die!

BOND (after an enormously long pause): Am I bovvered? Am I bovvered, though? Do I look bovvered? Am I bovvered, though? Look at my face. Does it look bovvered, though? Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face, though. Does any part of it look bovvered? Am I bovvered? Ask me if I'm bovvered. Go on, ask me if I'm bovvered. Ask me. Ask me if I'm bovvered. No, I ain't even bovvered. Besides, I know about Operation Grand Slam.

GOLDFINGER: Two words you may have overheard, which in any case can have no possible significance to you or to anyone else in your organisation.

BOND: Can you afford to take that chance, though? You think you can afford to take that chance, though. Why do you think you can afford to take that chance? Can you afford to take that chance? Can you afford to take that chance, though? Ask me if I think you can afford to take that chance. You think you can afford to take that chance. Are you calling me a liar, though? Are you disrespecting me? Are you disrespecting my organisation? Are you calling M a heroin addict? Are you calling Miss Moneypenny a prostitute? Are you calling M a heroin addict? Are you calling M a heroin addict, though? M ain't even a heroin addict. He ain't even a heroin addict, though. Am I bovvered? Am I bovvered, though? Do I look bovvered? Am I bovvered, though? Look at my face. Does it look bovvered, though? Look at my face. Look at my face. Look at my face, though. Face. Bovvered. Look. Face. Bovvered. Look. Face. Bovvered. Look. Grand Slam. Bovvered. Face. Bovvered. Shaken. Not. Stirred. Face. Stirred. Shaken. Look. Heroin-flavoured bananas. Face. Bovvered. I AIN'T BOVVERED!!!!!!!!

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Do you kiss with tongue?

[007_Stef]

I wouldve caught him if it wasnt for those meddling kids!

[Qwerty]

"The bubbles tickle my...Tchaikovsky!"

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

"The bubbles tickle my...Tchaikovsky!"

Try to imagine Tim saying that, it's really funny.

[Qwerty]

Or Connery.