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[Scaramanga's_lady]

The name's Craig...Daniel Craig....

You never know.

I hope not...


"WHERE THE HELL IS THE ****ING REMOTE!?! I'VE GOT TO WATCH CSI!"

"Die, Craig..."

"I guess, Die Another Day" *Dances like Madonna in the DAD music video*

*Bond sneaks up on Moneypenny* *Jaws theme plays* *Jaws theme gets faster* "Hi, Moneypenny!"

[mcsearg]

M: No slip ups, 007. The situations critical...

Bond: Then you (Bleep)ing do it!

[Qwerty]

"I need my tea."

[Scaramanga's_lady]

"I need my tea."

lol...Bond hates tea, doesn't he?

Q: This is your Aston Marton-
Bond: AAGH, I'm SICK of all these Aston Martins! Why can't I get another car, like a Ford Explorer!?!

*Very elegant, Bond...*

[Qwerty]

"I need my tea."

lol...Bond hates tea, doesn't he?

Indeed.

[0047]

Bond, at a function, is perusing a buffet spread while checking out the main villain. Though, something on the table catches his eye. He turns to a nearby waiter, and says, in a thick Lancashire accent:

"Garlic bread?! GARLIC...BREAD?!..."

(If you're British, this should remind you of someone... )

[killkenny kid]

"No, I do NOT look like Thomas Crown! What the bloody hell makes you think that I do?"

lol.

[killkenny kid]

"Can I have a life jacket, please."

[Bondian]

"I need a fag!".

[Qwerty]

"Can I have a life jacket, please."

LOL

[killkenny kid]

"Can I have a life jacket, please."

LOL

Anytime.

[00Twelve]

"Twenty-four wings with blazin' sauce and a Sam Adams light, please."

[Mona Lovesit]

"No, I'm the blonde one."

Err, wait a minute......

[Qwerty]

Give me a comb.

[00Twelve]

"Tanner, come look at this before I flush it!"

[Qwerty]

"I am invincible."

[Genrewriter]

"M, I was late because I was making the beast with two bajcs with a woman younger, taller and one hell of a lot prettier than you. Wanna do something about it, babe?"

"Q so help me God if you whine about me destroying one of your gadgets again I'll park my Aston Martin on your throat."

"Ah go ahead and blow up London, I'm not there."

[Qwerty]

"James Bond, cuckoo for cocoa puffs."

[00Twelve]

"Um, Moneypenny, maybe I'm overstepping here, but that top is totally wrong for you. You need something that gracefully accents your bust line. We'll go to Ralph Lauren, get you something really cute."

Edited by 00Twelve, 18 October 2005 - 05:05 AM.

[00Twelve]

"Tanner, did you catch last night's 'Biggest Loser'? No? *sigh*"

[Flash1087]

"Hey, Felix, did you catch 24 last night? That Jack Bauer guy is awesome, I wanna be like that some day."

Edited by Flash1087, 18 October 2005 - 07:00 AM.

[Qwerty]

"Do you have any floss?"

[00Twelve]

American Football is a much better game than football. Football isn't even a sport, if you ask me.

[Qwerty]

"Doubtfire, dear."

[Adler 001]

I'm too old for this ...

[Qwerty]

Please don't evade the auto-censor, Adler.

[Adler 001]

Okay, you got me !

[Qwerty]

Thanks!

[Adler 001]

Excuse me, I'm so sorry !

[FLEMINGFAN]

"Fresh flowers. Everyday."