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[TortillaFactory]

"I've got 41 pieces of flair."

OMG, the possibilities.

"This is ME, expressing MYself!"

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."

[Qwerty]

"I've got 41 pieces of flair."

OMG, the possibilities.

"This is ME, expressing MYself!"

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."

[Bon-san]

"A hospital? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

[Qwerty]

"The name's Bond, James Bond. I'm from Kansas."

[homerjbond]

With apologies to Matt Stone and Trey Parker:

(singing)
"United Kingdom, yeah! Here to save the mother[censored]ing day, yeah!"

[Bryce (003)]

This thread just keeps cracking me up!

No one can make fun of Bond like true Bond fans.

Hmmmm....

"No, the Bentley Azure is a bit too showy...Now that '65 beetle...There's a man's car."

"That is some lovely lingerie, but you really should go back to your own room."

"Do these Tux pants make my butt look big?"

"With due respect Sir, I've carried that Daisy BB gun for ten years and never failed to take someone's eye out."

"vıagra hidden in the cufflinks...Brilliant Q!"

As Villain gives the classic "spill-the-beans" speech in his lair "Nuts!...Did I leave the stove on?"

[Qwerty]

Cheated a bit, not from 007, but directed to him.

"That's the flimiest excuse you've ever given me. Ah well, some girls have all the luck. Who is she, James?"

"She is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary pleasentries, 007 is taking me to Alcoholics Anonymous tonight and I don't want to be late."

[007_Stef]

MoneyPenny: Oh James...!!!
James: Moneypenny...you are ugly and a tad bit overweight, please stop throwing yourself at me.

Edited by 007_Stef, 08 September 2005 - 08:29 PM.

[spynovelfan]

'LMAO.'

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Oh snap!


Felix...I...I've never had these kinds of feelings before...I don't know what it means...I....I love you.....wow...that felt amazing, like I'm finally really free... I love you Felix Leiter!

[007th Heaven]

Bud Light....shaken not stirred.

[homerjbond]

"If I'm forced to watch television, can I watch ESPN8 - The Ocho?"

[Qwerty]

"You are not here to watch television!"

[cvheady007]

"You're carding me? But I'm 22!"

[Qwerty]

"You're carding me?  But I'm 22!"

Hey, the next Bond may be that young y'know.

[Agent 76]

"I'll tell you this once Felix, you don't play with sharks in the middle of the night, RIGHT?!"

[Qwerty]

"This statement implies that DF = EF. We know that BF = AF because it is given that line CF is the perpendicular bisector of AB, and by definition, F is the midpoint of AB. It is also given that the area of triangle CDB is equal to the area of triangle CEA. These two triangles share the same height, and since the area of a triangle is found by the formula 1⁄2 b h, it follows that if their areas are equal, their bases are equal too. If BD = AE, then by subtracting DE from each segment, we have BE = AD and thus EF = DF. So statement I is true. This statement is simply not backed by any evidence. All we know is that BE = AD, EF = DF, and BF = AF. As long as points E and D are equidistant from F, all these conditions hold, so there is no guarantee that they are the midpoints of BF and AF, respectively. E and D could be anywhere along BF and AF, respectively, as long as they are equidistant from F. Thus, this statement is not necessarily true. Triangles CDB and CEA are equal in area; this is given. By subtracting the area of triangle CED from each of these triangles, we see that triangles CEB and CDA must have the same area. This statement is true."

...well he wouldn't.

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Gardner's Bond might....

[Qwerty]

Maybe!

[Scaramanga's_lady]

"Hey, that Blofeld's pretty hot..."

"M, come over to my place. We'll play PS2 together."

"Woo, limbo! Ginkalakkapooka! Ginkalakkapooka!"

"No, Blofeld. I am your father!"

"No thanks, I don't drink..."

[killkenny kid]

Can you pass me the jelly?

[Darth_Xenia]

"Bond. James Bond. But my mommy calls me peaches!"

"Bond. James Bo-Oh My God, IT'S COLIN MOCHRIE!"

"Hey, a chick from Vegas!"

"Apple juice. Shaken, not stirred."

"HEY GOLDFINGER!!!!!*Puts fingers in L-shape on forehead*"

[Qwerty]

"Yes, they're real."

[Scaramanga's_lady]

"No, I do NOT look like Thomas Crown! What the bloody hell makes you think that I do?"

[Walther P99]

"Listen, darling, I'm just not ready for intimacy right now..."

"Could I have a diet Pepsi and a number six with extra gravy, Flo?"

"Some days I wish I didn't have to wear a tie."

"You know, M, I've always been deeply attracted to you..." (Brosnan to Judi Dench)

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"Oh damn, does anyone know how to change a tire?"

"Uh, I'm afraid I don't know which wine to have with the broiled cod."

"Hey evildoer, you misunderestimated me!"

"I'm sorry, I don't have a comeback for that..."

"Wait, let me get this straight... I'm supposed to infiltrate the heavily-guarded enemy base at the top of that mountain, deactivate the atomic bomb, rescue the girl, kill the villain, and escape before the self destruct mechanism goes off. And I've got ten minutes to do so. Should be a snap."

[J.B.]

The name's Craig...Daniel Craig....

[J.B.]

I wont give up my Baretta! That's my favorite Detective show!!!

[Qwerty]

"Listen, darling, I'm just not ready for intimacy right now..."

"Could I have a diet Pepsi and a number six with extra gravy, Flo?"

"Some days I wish I didn't have to wear a tie."

"You know, M, I've always been deeply attracted to you..." (Brosnan to Judi Dench)

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"Oh damn, does anyone know how to change a tire?"

"Uh, I'm afraid I don't know which wine to have with the broiled cod."

"Hey evildoer, you misunderestimated me!"

"I'm sorry, I don't have a comeback for that..."

"Wait, let me get this straight... I'm supposed to infiltrate the heavily-guarded enemy base at the top of that mountain, deactivate the atomic bomb, rescue the girl, kill the villain, and escape before the self destruct mechanism goes off. And I've got ten minutes to do so. Should be a snap."

Welcome to CBn, Walther P99.

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

suck my kiss

[Qwerty]

The name's Craig...Daniel Craig....

You never know.