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#1111 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 03:14 PM

"I'm so terribly lonely."

"On the weekends, I knit."

#1112 Jaws0178

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 09:00 PM

Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle and thread.

Thanks for the inspiration, Joyce B)

#1113 __7

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 09:26 PM

"I just didn't feel real crisp."

#1114 Airrider

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 03:05 PM

"How was your lamb?"
"... B) actually."

#1115 agentjamesbond007

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 02:07 AM

"I have a Goldfinger, too!"

#1116 Jose

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Posted 23 March 2009 - 12:25 AM

M, I need Saturday off. I finally got visitation rights and I'm gonna take junior to a strip club for his birthday.

I... AM... IRON... MAN!

Edited by Jose, 23 March 2009 - 12:32 AM.


#1117 Jaws0178

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 05:09 PM

I'm sorry guys. I have to bring this game back

"Hey M. What happens to poop when it goes down the potty?" (Sorry again, daughter woke me up at 4am to ask me that.)

#1118 Trevelyan 006

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 10:07 PM

"Just A Water With Lemon For Me Thanks."

#1119 Jaws0178

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 05:40 PM

"Yeah, gimme a 12 inch Italian BMT Sub, and don't skimp on the peppers this time."

#1120 glidrose

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 09:46 PM

"Prepare my bathosub immediately."

#1121 d21089

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Posted 09 November 2011 - 08:11 PM

Is it so terribly inconceivable to comprehend God with one's senses? Why does he hide in a cloud of half-promises and unseen miracles? How can we believe in the faithful when we lack faith? What will happen to us who want to believe, but can not? What about those who neither want to nor can believe? Why can't I kill God in me? Why does He live on in me in a humiliating way - despite my wanting to evict Him from my heart? Why is He, despite all, a mocking reality I can't be rid of?

EDIT: actually... sam mendes is directing so... you never know ;)

Edited by d21089, 09 November 2011 - 08:13 PM.


#1122 Thunderfinger

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Posted 12 November 2011 - 05:16 PM

M, you [censored]!

#1123 Jaws0178

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Posted 13 November 2011 - 05:28 AM

M, you [censored]!


Then again, Sam Mendes is directing, so you never know..
Sorry d21089, I couldn't resist.

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#1124 Captain Tightpants

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Posted 18 November 2011 - 01:23 AM

"I call it ... Magnum!"












(Although may of the Brozzer's early press photos were really very Blue Steel.)

#1125 Pussfeller

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Posted 18 November 2011 - 01:34 AM

"Just move the fast-food wrappers off the seat."

#1126 Captain Tightpants

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 10:10 AM

"No, I think I'd rather stay in tonight ... there's an 'Everybody Loves Raymond' marathon on Channel 4."

#1127 Jaws0178

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 07:08 PM

"So, let me get this straight. You want me to play a game of poker with LeChiffre, clean him out, and because of that, he'll come over to our side? What the %^&* is wrong with you people. Did you ever think that maybe he will try to kill me to get his money back. Good grief! Back to World of Warcraft! :: Walks off mumbling "Stupid Bean Counters!"

#1128 The Shark

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 07:16 PM

"I can't find the um... the stationary. Do you want to help me look?"

Oh wait...

#1129 Pussfeller

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Posted 19 November 2011 - 09:40 PM

"Three Lotto HotPicks and a twenty-pack of Superkings Menthol."

#1130 Captain Tightpants

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 06:49 AM

"Why don't we put together a team for 'It's a Knockout!'?"

#1131 killkenny kid

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 12:19 PM

"You rudy poo candy [censored] jabroni!"

#1132 Jaws0178

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 07:20 PM

"Did anyone else watch Jersey Shore last. Oooh, that Snooki is so hot!"

#1133 Mr. Blofeld

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 11:06 PM

"Toffee?"

#1134 DaveBond21

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 02:02 AM

To Blofeld:- "Ooh, I wish I had a smooth baldie head like you"


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#1135 Jaws0178

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 06:52 PM

To Blofeld: Oooh, I love a man with a bald head.

#1136 Gt Munn

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 05:28 PM

You are James Bond?

"Call me Jimmy."

#1137 elizabeth

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 11:11 PM

"My favorite movie is Singin' in the Rain!"

#1138 Jaws0178

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Posted 02 December 2011 - 11:34 PM

"No my dear. I don't want to have meaningless sex with you. Lets just cuddle and watch "The Sound of Music" instead.

#1139 Jose

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Posted 03 December 2011 - 11:08 PM

I can speak Klingon.

#1140 Goodnight

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Posted 03 December 2011 - 11:17 PM

"I'll be right there....,straight after I've taken the kids to school."