"Just a drink, a chocolate milk, shaken not stirred."
Things Bond wouldn't say game!
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Bishop
, Mar 28 2005 03:03 AM
1267 replies to this topic
#1172
Professor Pi
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Posted 27 January 2013 - 06:01 PM
"I have low T"
#1173
seawolfnyy
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Posted 27 January 2013 - 07:24 PM
"I work for the Russian government."
#1174
Professor Pi
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 02:43 AM
"Q, it's Bond. Listen, it's been four hours and ... "
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seawolfnyy
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 04:39 AM
"I'm saving myself for marriage."
#1176
AMC Hornet
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 05:41 PM
"Where are those happy days? They seem so hard to find.
I try to reach for you but you have closed your mind.
Whatever happened to our love? I wish I understood.
It used to be so nice, it used to be so good..."
#1177
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 08:28 PM
"You're here, there's nothing I fear, and I know that my heart will go on, we'll stay forever this way, you are safe in my heart and my heart will go on and on."
#1178
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:42 PM
"Can I get this in turquoise, with lemon piping?"
#1179
MajorBoothroyd
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 09:15 AM
"Erm, yes, is this <insert Bond car manufacturer here>? Yeah, Bond here, I'm afraid my car needs servicing...."
#1180
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 02:13 AM
"...and boxed wine stays fresh for up to six weeks! Plus the container doesn't break when you accidentally knock it over - which happens frequently with me..."
#1181
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Posted 10 March 2013 - 08:30 PM
"Blast! Forgot to set the timers for daylight saving time. Sorry about that, Alec!"
#1182
DamnCoffee
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Posted 10 March 2013 - 08:43 PM
"No, Mallory! I won't join you for dinner!"
#1183
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Posted 10 March 2013 - 10:53 PM
"Please, Moneypenny - that kind of comment could be interpreted as sexual harassment..."
#1184
seawolfnyy
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Posted 11 March 2013 - 03:03 AM
Silva: "So, we can either eat each other..."
Bond: "Okay!"
#1185
volante
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Posted 13 March 2013 - 03:55 PM
Bond "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger "Yes, tell me all about your holidays"
#1186
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Posted 14 March 2013 - 05:59 AM
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
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Posted 14 March 2013 - 11:45 PM
"His name's Jaws, and he's so macho!"
#1188
Professor Pi
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 12:55 AM
Silva: "How do you like the island?"
Bond: "Well, it's okay. But I went to one in Thailand, the little person from Fantasy Island was there. No Ricardo Montalban, but still ... "
#1189
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 03:09 AM
"Istanbul, tonight? But I Love Lucy is on tonight!"
#1190
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:59 PM
''Yes, I'll have a double cheeseburger, onion rings and a medium coke.''
#1191
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 02:32 PM
"...and a six-pack of Heineken, if you have it."
#1192
Professor Pi
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Posted 23 March 2013 - 04:00 PM
"I want to meet your employer ... Here's my resume, references, and credit score."
#1193
glidrose
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Posted 23 March 2013 - 05:09 PM
re: M's death:I loved her soooooooooooo much.
#1194
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Posted 24 March 2013 - 04:50 AM
"Her will was read today - she left you this."
"Aww, her Doulton 'Jack' the bulldog! How did she know?!"
#1195
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 12:57 AM
"Blofeld isn't heavy. He's my brother, baby!"
#1196
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:37 PM
"I'm saving myself for marriage."
#1197
glidrose
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 06:01 PM
I have a very low threshold for death.
#1198
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:19 PM
"TTYL - I've almost beaten level 6 of GTA San Andreas!"
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seawolfnyy
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:33 AM
"Yea, well I just pwned this noob from Sweden in Halo. Here's a video of me teabagging him!"
#1200
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Posted 23 May 2013 - 09:06 PM
" I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."