There's bologna and YooHoo in the fridge. Help yourself, darling.
Things Bond wouldn't say game!
#1231
Posted 31 August 2014 - 05:29 AM
#1232
Posted 31 August 2014 - 10:40 PM
#1233
Posted 04 September 2014 - 02:38 PM
"That's not Moneypenny, M! That's a man, baby!"
#1234
Posted 02 October 2014 - 07:16 AM
"You know. I just can't be arsed today. F**k it."
#1235
Posted 02 October 2014 - 04:06 PM
"I've lost my charm!"
#1236
Posted 02 October 2014 - 04:42 PM
"Grow up, M!"
#1237
Posted 07 October 2014 - 07:42 PM
"He's gonna get 'em. Billy Bob'll get 'em."
#1238
Posted 07 October 2014 - 08:03 PM
"Doncha know."
#1239
Posted 07 October 2014 - 08:05 PM
"Time to lay off the drinks. Lots of calories there."
#1240
Posted 10 October 2014 - 07:44 PM
Feeches.
#1241
Posted 24 October 2014 - 08:50 AM
I should stop drinking so many gin martinis before I go bang this chick. Don't wanna get whisky d**k
#1242
Posted 24 October 2014 - 09:50 PM
Aim, schmaim.
#1243
Posted 25 October 2014 - 02:47 AM
"I am motivated by my bone."
(He would think it - he just wouldn't say it.)
#1244
Posted 28 October 2014 - 02:49 PM
"Then you have my invitation, sir... to my Glee watching party."
#1245
Posted 28 October 2014 - 11:00 PM
"Cor, wot bodacious ta-tas!"
#1246
Posted 29 October 2014 - 09:22 PM
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
#1247
Posted 29 October 2014 - 09:23 PM
"Just relax. I have a friend named Felix who can give a killer massage."
#1248
Posted 29 October 2014 - 11:23 PM
"Ribbed, for her pleasure."
#1249
Posted 29 October 2014 - 11:34 PM
"Ribbed, for her pleasure."
#1250
Posted 30 October 2014 - 12:27 AM
I was actually thinking of 'My Name is Earl' and the scene in the conjugal visitation wing of the prison. There were two large jars in the hallway - the full one marked 'ribbed for her' and the empty one marked 'thin for him', but yours is a good catch, CBB.
#1251
Posted 30 October 2014 - 02:55 PM
"Schwing!"
#1252
Posted 04 November 2014 - 04:30 PM
"Mission accomplished in a way, sir - when the villains found out I was on to them they packed up and quit. The rest of the time I spent boozing, gambling and wenching."
#1253
Posted 04 November 2014 - 04:40 PM
"Q, I brought the Aston back, filled her up, rotated the tires and changed the oil. Happy?!?"
#1254
Posted 04 November 2014 - 11:43 PM
I can't put that on my expense account!"
#1255
Posted 06 November 2014 - 09:08 AM
"Big Mac meal please. Strawberry milkshake, stirred, not shaken, and....large fries. And a McFlurry. Thanks."
#1256
Posted 06 November 2014 - 04:15 PM
"You don't have to chase me - I surrender."
#1257
Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:45 PM
"Oh, any bottle of champagne will do. Don't care about the year. Surprise me!"
#1258
Posted 07 November 2014 - 12:47 AM
"Yes, in fact you do leave a bitter after-taste!"
#1259
Posted 10 November 2014 - 04:36 AM
"Any time you want to drop by and listen to my Barry Manilow collection..."
#1260
Posted 10 November 2014 - 06:36 AM
"Shirley Temple. Shaken, not stirred."