There's bologna and YooHoo in the fridge. Help yourself, darling.
Things Bond wouldn't say game!
Posted 24 October 2014 - 08:50 AM
I should stop drinking so many gin martinis before I go bang this chick. Don't wanna get whisky d**k
Posted 25 October 2014 - 02:47 AM
"I am motivated by my bone."
(He would think it - he just wouldn't say it.)
Posted 28 October 2014 - 02:49 PM
"Then you have my invitation, sir... to my Glee watching party."
Posted 29 October 2014 - 09:23 PM
"Just relax. I have a friend named Felix who can give a killer massage."
Posted 30 October 2014 - 12:27 AM
I was actually thinking of 'My Name is Earl' and the scene in the conjugal visitation wing of the prison. There were two large jars in the hallway - the full one marked 'ribbed for her' and the empty one marked 'thin for him', but yours is a good catch, CBB.
Posted 04 November 2014 - 04:30 PM
"Mission accomplished in a way, sir - when the villains found out I was on to them they packed up and quit. The rest of the time I spent boozing, gambling and wenching."
Posted 04 November 2014 - 04:40 PM
"Q, I brought the Aston back, filled her up, rotated the tires and changed the oil. Happy?!?"
Posted 06 November 2014 - 09:08 AM
"Big Mac meal please. Strawberry milkshake, stirred, not shaken, and....large fries. And a McFlurry. Thanks."
Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:45 PM
"Oh, any bottle of champagne will do. Don't care about the year. Surprise me!"
Posted 10 November 2014 - 04:36 AM
"Any time you want to drop by and listen to my Barry Manilow collection..."