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Things Bond wouldn't say game!


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#1231 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 05:29 AM

There's bologna and YooHoo in the fridge. Help yourself, darling.



#1232 ChrissBond007

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 10:40 PM

"You don't mind if I take a sh*t first."

#1233 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 02:38 PM

"That's not Moneypenny, M! That's a man, baby!"



#1234 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 02 October 2014 - 07:16 AM

"You know. I just can't be arsed today. F**k it."



#1235 AMC Hornet

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Posted 02 October 2014 - 04:06 PM

"I've lost my charm!"



#1236 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 02 October 2014 - 04:42 PM

"Grow up, M!"



#1237 seawolfnyy

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Posted 07 October 2014 - 07:42 PM

"He's gonna get 'em. Billy Bob'll get 'em."



#1238 Bourbon Woman

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Posted 07 October 2014 - 08:03 PM

"Doncha know." 



#1239 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 07 October 2014 - 08:05 PM

"Time to lay off the drinks. Lots of calories there."



#1240 seawolfnyy

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 07:44 PM

Feeches.



#1241 Section 26 Paragraph 5

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 08:50 AM

I should stop drinking so many gin martinis before I go bang this chick. Don't wanna get whisky d**k   :P



#1242 MajorB

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 09:50 PM

Aim, schmaim.



#1243 AMC Hornet

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Posted 25 October 2014 - 02:47 AM

"I am motivated by my bone."

 

(He would think it - he just wouldn't say it.)



#1244 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 28 October 2014 - 02:49 PM

"Then you have my invitation, sir... to my Glee watching party."



#1245 AMC Hornet

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Posted 28 October 2014 - 11:00 PM

"Cor, wot bodacious ta-tas!"



#1246 seawolfnyy

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Posted 29 October 2014 - 09:22 PM

You know nothing, Jon Snow.



#1247 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 29 October 2014 - 09:23 PM

"Just relax. I have a friend named Felix who can give a killer massage."



#1248 AMC Hornet

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Posted 29 October 2014 - 11:23 PM

"Ribbed, for her pleasure."



#1249 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 29 October 2014 - 11:34 PM

"Ribbed, for her pleasure."



#1250 AMC Hornet

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 12:27 AM

I was actually thinking of 'My Name is Earl' and the scene in the conjugal visitation wing of the prison. There were two large jars in the hallway - the full one marked 'ribbed for her' and the empty one marked 'thin for him', but yours is a good catch, CBB.



#1251 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 02:55 PM

"Schwing!"



#1252 AMC Hornet

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Posted 04 November 2014 - 04:30 PM

"Mission accomplished in a way, sir - when the villains found out I was on to them they packed up and quit. The rest of the time I spent boozing, gambling and wenching."



#1253 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 04 November 2014 - 04:40 PM

"Q, I brought the Aston back, filled her up, rotated the tires and changed the oil. Happy?!?"



#1254 AMC Hornet

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Posted 04 November 2014 - 11:43 PM

I can't put that on my expense account!"



#1255 thecasinoroyale

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 09:08 AM

"Big Mac meal please. Strawberry milkshake, stirred, not shaken, and....large fries. And a McFlurry. Thanks."



#1256 AMC Hornet

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 04:15 PM

"You don't have to chase me - I surrender."



#1257 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:45 PM

"Oh, any bottle of champagne will do. Don't care about the year. Surprise me!"



#1258 AMC Hornet

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 12:47 AM

"Yes, in fact you do leave a bitter after-taste!"



#1259 AMC Hornet

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 04:36 AM

"Any time you want to drop by and listen to my Barry Manilow collection..."



#1260 Call Billy Bob

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 06:36 AM

"Shirley Temple. Shaken, not stirred."