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[Airrider]

"...actually, can I just have a Shirley Temple?"

[trs007]

"Jinx, you're an intelligent and worthy ally."

[Judo chop]

"You know... it wouldn't really matter if I was black."

[Bradley De La Cloche]

"The name's Bourne. Jason Bourne."

[Agent Carter]

Shazbot!

[Agent 76]

while reacting to an order of M:

"Ay caramba!"

[Bradley De La Cloche]

"Blue WKD. Shaken, not stirred."

[Agent Carter]

"Wow, this Kool-Aid is Grape-tastic!"

[agentjamesbond007]

Bartender: "Vodka martini, Mr. Bond?"

Bond: "I am sorry, I cannot drink while I'm on duty."

[Jose]

I don't know if it's been posted but:

"waddup gangstas?"

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Coke Zero, please. Shaken, not stirred!"

[Union Bond]

I'll just check the time on my fake rolex..

[Aris007]

"Tracy? Who's that bitch?"

Edited by Aris007, 11 October 2008 - 05:42 PM.

[Blonde Bond]

"Oh, the girls at the office have filed a sexual harassment suit against me. I have to back down a little bit"

[Sbott]

Oops I've forgotten my bicycle helmet.

[Aris007]

"I prefer Bollinger '98!"

[chriso]

"Man, I need a break! My head hurts, my feets hurt and I've lost a lot of blood!"

[agentjamesbond007]

[pointing gun at Electra King and saying in his mind...]
"My parents told me to never hurt, hit, or kill a girl"

[Sbott]

(Bond sitting in his Aston) Now where do I put the fluffy dice?

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

"Jaws. Im only doing my job. Please show mercy!!!" *Bends down on floor crying*

[Jaws0178]

Can't do it, Slick.
Do I look like I give a .... never mind, give it to me stirred
Look at the rack on that
and my personal favorite. Git er done!

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

Lol.
Heres another one.

"*Drunk from drinking heaps of Martini's* When ize waz a kid, I rode a Martini!!!! And this shela mate, she was like, taking control of the Martini! But itsh turned outta to be a horse!!!!!"

Martini was the horse ridden by Wilder Lawless in Silverfin.

Edited by Ultraussie (Jordan.adams), 24 November 2008 - 08:00 AM.

[Jose]

I'm the juggernaut, bitch!

You'll call me, right? Right?

That's what I love about them high school girls: I get older, they stay the same age.

[Ultraussie (Jordan.adams)]

"D'oh!"

"Madam, Can I clean your garters?"

"I forgot a condom, ope you dont mind"

"I belive petrol prices are too high these days, afraid we will have to take the Hyundai instead of the Aston tonight"

"Ok. Hold back. We can use words, not violence to solve our problems"

[agentjamesbond007]

Q won't make any more gadgets for me as I keep destroying them in my missions. Can you make them, Miss Moneypenny?

[dogmanstar]

"Golly, Liza Minelli sure was dance-tastic in Cabaret!"

[Judo chop]

"Wait a second, M. You're going too fast. Slow down and explain to me at a pace that a 2nd grader could follow."

[Bradley De La Cloche]

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways! One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere; like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe; so I decided to go to Morganville, which was what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em! "Gimme 5 bees for a quarter", you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yes! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. But they didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only things you could get were those big yellow ones..."

Edited by Bradley De La Cloche, 25 November 2008 - 01:29 PM.

[dogmanstar]

"Does this skirt make my butt look big?"

[Zorin Industries]

"Watcha talkin' about Willis?"