Where is the porta potty?
Things Bond wouldn't say game!
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, Mar 28 2005 03:03 AM
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 08:46 PM
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 08:59 PM
"Bloody hell, I missed the L Word last night.".....Then again maybe he woould say that. 
#963
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 09:14 PM
1)"Aw, dude, that's just so rad!"
2)"Hold me, dear, just hold me."
3)"Say Hello, Miss Galore, to my leetle friend!"
2)"Hold me, dear, just hold me."
3)"Say Hello, Miss Galore, to my leetle friend!"
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 03:30 AM
No thank you, I don't smoke.
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Posted 15 January 2007 - 06:45 PM
"I've lost my keys."
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Posted 16 January 2007 - 04:06 AM
"Le Chiffre, Sanchez, Blofeld, Goldfinger, Scaramanga, 006, etc. Let's stop all this fighting. Why can't we all just get along?"
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Posted 16 January 2007 - 04:25 AM
Do you smell that?
Edited by Agent 0015, 16 January 2007 - 04:25 AM.
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Posted 16 January 2007 - 05:51 PM
Who didn't eat the rest of this banana?
Do I have "back fat"?
To the Bond-Mobile Felix!
Do I have "back fat"?
To the Bond-Mobile Felix!
#969
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Posted 16 January 2007 - 11:24 PM
GROSS!
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 08:02 PM
"I can see us holding hands. Walking on the beach, our toes in the sand."
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 08:18 PM
Did you watch Desperate Housewives last night??
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 09:34 PM
Bond SMASH! RRARRRRRRGH! 007 is strongest one there is!
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 10:59 PM
I'm going to have some milk and crackers before retiring this evening.
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 11:16 PM
Everyone knows I can't fall asleep without Mister Snuggle Bunny. Isn't that right Mister Snuggle Bunny? Yes it is! Yes it is! Yawwn..
Edited by Agent Carter, 17 January 2007 - 11:16 PM.
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Posted 22 January 2007 - 06:05 PM
Me hungry.
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Posted 22 January 2007 - 06:36 PM
"Did you know that caviar is FISH EGGS! Eeeeeww, you are eating fish eggs!"
"Honey, could you pop this pimple on my back?"
"The name is Bond, James Bond. But my friends call me Randy."
"Okay, does a full house beat a straight?"
"I'll be at the nickle machines if you need me Felix"
"Honey, could you pop this pimple on my back?"
"The name is Bond, James Bond. But my friends call me Randy."
"Okay, does a full house beat a straight?"
"I'll be at the nickle machines if you need me Felix"
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Posted 22 January 2007 - 10:18 PM
"My hips don't lie."
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Posted 24 January 2007 - 09:56 PM
"O.k. Solitaire, why do you want me to call you Kitty-Kat."
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 09:42 PM
Can you give me a Diet Coke, hold the ice.
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 03:19 AM
"This is so totally bogus."
"What's up Miss Moneypenny."
"Fetch Me a Coupla, Budweisers."
"Let's go chill at my crib."
LOL that's all I could think of.
"What's up Miss Moneypenny."
"Fetch Me a Coupla, Budweisers."
"Let's go chill at my crib."
LOL that's all I could think of.
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 05:46 PM
"This ain't a scene, It's a damn arms race."
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 06:10 PM
"Hmm, what would 008 do?"
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 06:14 PM
To the villain during the "Here are the details of my plan to overtake the world" speech:
Talk to the hand, girlfriend.
Talk to the hand, girlfriend.
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 02:56 AM
"Does this tux come in lavender?? I love lavender, I don't care what M says."
"Vodka martini, put it in a jug. Swish it around a little."
"Lalalala! I'm not listening Dr. No. I'm not listening!"
"Vodka martini, put it in a jug. Swish it around a little."
"Lalalala! I'm not listening Dr. No. I'm not listening!"
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 03:33 AM
Like OMG!
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 10:19 PM
"I got your, hey oh!"
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 11:21 PM
I like big butts, I can't deny.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:51 PM
M: “I don’t think you care who you hurt.”
Bond: “You don’t have to worry about me.”
M: “It was just my opinion!! WTF? Are only positive thoughts allowed here?!”
Bond: “You don’t have to worry about me.”
M: “It was just my opinion!! WTF? Are only positive thoughts allowed here?!”
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:57 PM
"I just LOVE my mother in-law"
"Yes honey, those shelves are up.
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"Yes honey, those shelves are up.
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Edited by danslittlefinger, 02 August 2008 - 04:36 PM.
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 07:43 PM
"Kiss my 
" (hey, after "scratch my balls" you never know)
Alternatively:
Bond: Dude! What does mine say?
Felix: Sweet! What does mine say?
Bond: Dude! What does mine say?
Felix: Sweet! What does mine say?
Bond: Dude! What does mine say?
Felix: Sweet! What does mine say?
Bond: DUDE!
" (hey, after "scratch my balls" you never know)Alternatively:
Bond: Dude! What does mine say?
Felix: Sweet! What does mine say?
Bond: Dude! What does mine say?
Felix: Sweet! What does mine say?
Bond: Dude! What does mine say?
Felix: Sweet! What does mine say?
Bond: DUDE!