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[ImTheMoneypenny]

"I'll take 'P' is where the Punny's At for 600, Alex."

or

"Give me a Big Mac, large Fries, and a Diet Coke. On second thought, make it super-sized."

[DamnCoffee]

Enter anything you think bond would never say!

"It belongs to another Korean, HIS BARRRS!"

"Now, there's a name to die for!"

"The same person who set me up then has just set me up again, so I'm going after him."

"Saved by the bell""

Infact... *resites Die Another Day script*

[Aris007]

"I'm not in a mood for hop n'pop!"

[danslittlefinger]

"Now where DID I leave my wedding ring??"

"Can you use more lube there Dr? Cheers"

"Bag of chips with a haddock, no salt, lots of vinegar, oh and a pickle"

"Sorry Officer, I didnt realize I was speeding"

"Is this hat really ME do you think?"

"Sorry M I was late, I had to pick up my prescription"

"No, that lump is supposed to be there"

"Are those real?"

"Who nicked the last tin of baked beans? ers!"

"This quiche is to DIE for..."

"I'll have sex on the beach please...umm, no I really did mean the cocktail".

and a shout out to Pertwee fans:
"Hang on, I'll just reverse the polarity"

"Someone's been messing about with my equipment"

Edited by danslittlefinger, 02 August 2008 - 06:07 PM.

[Aris007]

"Hey honey, bring me my mules, will you?"

[DamnCoffee]

"Ice Cream? Mister Bond?"

"Yes please, In a cone, 5 scoops and a flake!"

"Of course, sir!"

"Oh! And some Monkeys Blood!"

[Jaws0178]

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Ha I've always wanted to say that."

Edited by Jaws0178, 04 August 2008 - 02:38 AM.

[BoogieBond]

I don't fancy that death-defying jump. I think I'll just stay on this cliff for a bit.

[danslittlefinger]

"Fancy a threesome?"

Oh I dont think he WOULD say that sorry.... (will he ever ?)

Anyway....how about...

"Is that toilet paper stuck to your shoe?"
or
"I'm off to pick the kids up. We need milk?"

Edited by danslittlefinger, 05 August 2008 - 02:41 AM.

[Zorin Industries]

"Gosh - those contributors on CBN don't half get everything right about me".

[Vauxhall]

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy

[Aris007]

"I think I'll go for the Peugeot!"

[David_M]

"Two tickets for 'Mama Mia', please."

[Judo chop]

"They feast."

[hilly]

"Amy Winehouse. She's my kinda girl"

[David_M]

"WAZZUP!!!!"

[Niwram]

Felix: Was he talking about what I think he was talking about?
Bond: If you mean time traveling bunnies, then yes.

[David_M]

"Check it out: the ultra-rare 'Galactic Senate' Jar-Jar Binks figure on the variant card, and it only cost me 60 bucks on eBay! Score!"

[Airrider]

I used this in 'Scenes You'll Never See in a Bond Movie,' and it works here, too, I think:

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"...well, actually, yes."
"Well, sod off!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"
"Nuh-uh times ten!"
"Yuh-huh times a BILLION..."

[Double-0-7]

Uh-oh, that sounded wet!

[Joyce Carrington]

"Dude."

[Airrider]

Whilst in his Aston...
*BZZZZT!*
"That...that was the transmission..."

[David_M]

"Pussy Galore?!? I'm sorry, that's just tacky."

[agentjamesbond007]

If I do this, I would be cheating on my wife.

[Mr. Blofeld]

"Tea? Why, of course, I'd love some!"

[coco1997]

ELEKTRA: "Have you ever lost someone you loved?"
BOND: "Nope!"

[David_M]

"Wow, this new denture cleaner even gets out blueberry stains!"

[DamnCoffee]

ELEKTRA: "Have you ever lost someone you loved?"
BOND: "Nope!"

LOL. :tup:

[agentjamesbond007]

BOND: "The only problem is I have not enough money to buy some protection"
WOMAN: "You are the only protection I need"
BOND: "NO! You don't understand...."

[Aris007]

"Hey, that guy 50 Cent rocks!"(while listening "In Da Club" in his Aston)